SEASON 9, not what you think.......... Options

[giambi254]

everyone i kno that with our sight wag is over....................but not in our hearts and soul. IN the meantime lol. I am going to try to keep wag fans happy because i have written a few episodes that i think could cheer you up. I'm calling it season 9 but i'm going to pretend a few things never happened...........like grace never getting pregnant....and karen was back with stan......PLEASE GO WITH THE FLOW LOL. ill be posting the first one in a few days.........

[giambi254]

ANYONE CAN MAKE ONE!

[meganforever]

that sounds like a GOOD IDEA IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

[w&glover]

that sounds like a GOOD IDEA IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

Yea, me 2

[giambi254]

K people here we go season 9!

Cast:
(W)Will
(G)Grace
(J)Jack
(K)Karen
(B)Beverly Leslie
(KW)Kevin Wolcheck
(M)Margot


Will & Grace
Revenge & Refurbishing Part.1
(written by giambi254 & Willandg)


The episode starts out with will & jack at the apartment where they are having lunch will is in a fast pace with office papers all over the dining table:
(J) will! you need to clam down I can see two of your chins vibrating....like there on a treadmill....hahaha
(W) jack! Im not in the mood with you shenanigans. I have a big day tomorrow I can make partner....and not in your case you idiot. In your case it would be like you finding your vince.
(J) Wilma Pierce Truman how dare you I have had a long relationship and it?s special?.
(W) Ohh you mean the cashier at D'agostino's....yea I think he really knows?..
(J) We touched hands..
(W) You grabbed his hand after he said if you wanted paper or plastic
(J) I thought he was flirting with me
(W) jack he called security because you kept trying to grab his ***.
(J)(with a sad face)it was looking at me
End Scene..
The next scene happens at graces office where karen is filing her nails and grace is at her desk:
(K) honey, lets go out to lunch I'm bored we need to do something I'm tired of looking at your freak show you call a wardrobe
(G) karen I can't I have a big client coming in this will be the biggest job that I have done
(K) really who is it?..Johnie Walker, Captain Morgan, Viva Cuervo
(G) those are not clients, well not to me at least
(K) yea they are honey there in my self help group, I see them everyday in fact I have to go there at noon
(G) that's 20 minutes from now..
(K) what can I say they really help out hahaha no honey really who is it..
(G) no it's fine don't worry about it.
(K) c'mon just tell me
(G) it's beverly leslie
(K) What.... you got papa smurf to make you want to decorate a room?.....
Bevelrly leslie walks in the door..
( well well karen walker. how u doin hun?u look a little pale today did your plastic surgeon take touch much blood out when he was trying to take out your 50 year old wrinkles
(K) ahh yes beverly leslie you look a little shorter than usual .are you having an allergic reaction to the viagra you took last night for you and benji?
((gives a smirk to karen then walks towards grace)
(G) Grace how is everything do you have everything the way I want it
(K) what a room where benji can be your man ***** You know like what will is to grace.
(grace and beverly both give a mean look torwards karen)
( well grace I will see you tomorrow I don't want to look at Karen?s forehead anymore it reminds me off my late wife?s old, wrinkley, va...
(K) watch it little boy blue or ill make sure you will be incapable of pleasing benji for a while.
(beverly leaves)
END SCENE
Night passes and we find will and jack at will's office.
(W) alright jack you stay in your chair and don't move a muscle if this works?ill give u those leather pants you want?you know the ones you had at your 13th cher concert but were ripped open because you decided to do a split when she was singing if I can turn back time.
(J) Ah good times, good times... If I can turn back time... HO!..
(W) ok...ok enough....sally strouthers..margot is on her way??.
Margot walks in will's office
(M) Will.how are you doing? still having a strong relationship that is as dry as my husbands skin on his feet
(jack and will both have disgusted look on their faces)
(M) anyways.....will you again.....are a finalist to be partner..lets just hope you don't leave because your boyfriend still remembers his dead horse?.
(W) ohh really?who?s the other canidate??..
(M) ohh you should know him very well will? you went to school together
(W) Really?...
(M) yea....he just got out of the penitentiary... I don?t know about something of him being framed and being fired.....something like that.....ohh will here he comes now
The door opens up and it's Kevin Wolcheck..Will looks like he has seen a ghost.....
(M) ohh ill let you too chat you must be really feeling good seeing Kevin again will.....
Margot leaves
(KW) hey woman...havn't seen ya in a while.....we should just meet somewhere like old times....just make sure the meeting isn't 10ft up my large pimply *** heh....
Kevin leaves....will still looks like he has seen a ghost
(J) Ahh yes....the return of the scaredy cat syndrome......
END SCENE
The next scene we find grace at Beverly Leslie?s compound in what it looks like a big room with white walls and wooden floors?.Beverly Leslie puts this chef hat on top of his head?then karen walks into the door??.
(K) Ohh my god it's the Pillsbury Doughboy
( Very Funny Walker
Takes off the hat...
Karen walks towards grace
(K) hey honey I'm going to have to sit this one out I'm not feelin well im gonna go to the doctors
(G) ooh you mean your pharmacist
(K) no grace I really mean the doctors..honey I'm gonna go
(G) alright kare hope you feel better....
( yes kare hope you feel better... are you sure your blue bippy won?t do it this time you know those really helped every time you had sex with stan?..
(K) no bev. This feels different...
Karen leaves...
End Scene
The next scene hits where grace and jack are back at will?s apartment talking about karen and what is maybe wrong with her
(J) I don't kno G.....I mean.. what's wrong with her did you see anything that might be proof?.
(G) when we were at Beverly's -sigh- she forgot her flask
(J) -GASP- it's worse than I thought...
(G) I know it was something you don?t see everyday
Will walks into the apartment with his boxers overstretched and over hanging his pants...
(G) And there's something else you don't see everyday
Will starts getting into a panic walk
(W) THAT'S IT I QUIT I DON'T WANT TO WORK THERE ANYMORE.....
(G) Where?
(J) ahh yes the Kevin Wolcheck
(G) KEVIN WOLCHECK IS BACK?....What happened
(M) I don't know I guess margot felt bad because he was fired by stein a few years back and brought him back....he ran into me in the bathroom he said hi I was leaving I said hi...the next thing I knew I'm hanging on for dear life with my pants...
(J) ahh the child hood favorite the atomic wedgie...the gay man's kryptonite....
(G) ewwwwwwww
(J) well guys I think it's time to open up cafe jackes today we are serving bagel bites...your favorite g...
(G) ill be there in five minutes
(J) 2 boxes again g?
(G) you know me too well....


Jack leaves the apartment and begins to open up his door when he sees the elevator open?.and it?s karen
(K) hey poodle
(J) hey kare...who's your daddy
(K) I don't know....
(J) you alright kare
(K) no Jackie I'm not....I don't think I can see you guys anymore....
(J) why not?..
(K) because....
(J) why?
(K) because alright....
(J) no kare tell me now u want to end our friendship over what?....
(K) No.....
(J) KAREN!.....
(K) ALRIGHT.....I can't see you guys because......
.....I have cancer....
Grace opens the door and sees jack and karen look like they have been punched in the stomach....

TO BE CONTINUED....

[JBwill]

OMG G! Karen with cancer *CRY*! And that ***** Kevin Wolcheck!!!!I hate him! Good stroryline though can't wait for the next part!

[meganforever]

omg u made me cry karen isnt gonna die is she:(???????? i cant wait for the next part

[giambi254]

well guys i'm glad u you like it...but since were treating this like a season u guys will have to wait a week.......

[meganforever]

ohhhhhhhhh i cant wait that long *cry cry* please let karen live

[Grace-fullyyours]

I cant wait!

[beeverhousen]

well if anything..........you cant turn her into drakulas bride, which i believe was her original name up until max and david got over their hangover..............

[meganforever]

well if anything..........you cant turn her into drakulas bride, which i believe was her original name up until max and david got over their hangover..............

do u know when the next episode is posted

[giambi254]

do u know when the next episode is posted

today

[meganforever]

today

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xtreme_Wag-_Hag]

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!! u cant let the best character go : ( u made me cry!!!! please keep us updated - karen cant die : (

[giambi254]

ok part. 2

(W)Will
(G)Grace
(J)Jack
(K)Karen


Will & Grace
Revenge & Refurninshing Part.2

The first scene starts where will & grace are at the apartment just sitting on the couch...doing nothing
(W) wow, karen has cancer... i really don't know what to say(G) yea i know I thought if you were satans assistant i thought you would live forever as well.(W)no grace lets be serious about this..(W) I don't want to will..you just thinkin about karen dying... i really just dont want to think about it. how is jack doing about the whole situation?(W) welll lets find out. Will gets up walks to the door and opens it...alll of a sudden you see this large screaching of crying coming from jack's apartment.(W)jack, you ok? you hear this large crying jibberish coming out of his apartment.(W) ok sounds good. Will closes the door and then sits back down on the couch.(G) Whad did he say?(W) ehh just give him a few more hours.
End Scene
The next scene you find jack and will at will's office jack is just sitting and looking out the window and will is doing work on his computer.(W) come on jack cheer up she's not gone.(J)she will be(W) jack you don't know that(J) but im preparing for the worst will....who will i go shopping with when they go on thier lunch break....who will take me to lunch while thier still on thier hangover from breakfast....who will help me make fun of the cashier at barney's who has the one eyebrow.(W) Ohh jack(J) I know(W) I wish i could help jack but I have to do this paper work for kevin.(J)Willma....when are you gonna stick up for yourself(W)what happened last time jack it made it worse(W)really ohh your atomic wedgie(W) yes but that was not the worst part....i can't get the wrinkles out of the pants(J)gassssssssp...it's worse than i thought...where is he now? All of a sudden you see kevin in the hallway heading torwards the bathroom(J) i'll talk to him ...i wanna know where he got those pants.
End Scene
The next scene we are back at will's apartment and will & grace are talking about who thier day was.(W) so what did you and karen do grace?(G)well we went to every bar in the city and watched karen get stinking drunk...then we went to barney's and i watched karen fire the cashier at barney's you know the one with the one eyebrow...(W)ohhh jack is gonna be so sad....(G) We were going to do more things but karen got an emergency phone call from her doctors and had to go right away(W) wow can this day get anymore interesting. All of a sudden you hear this howler monkey crying coming out side in the hallway. Will opens the door and he sees jack crying hysterricly and his whole body is drenched.(G) I guess it just got more interesting.(W) what happened jack?(J) i really tried I really did.(W) what? (J) I ran into kevin in the bathroom, I got the information of where he got his information and then I told him about you and told him to stop bothering you...he said ok.. I turned my back for one second.. and then he pulls me into a stall and he gave me a swi.........(W) he gave you a what?(J) he gave me a swirly......my hair will never be the same again starts to cry(W) ohh jack how are we gonna deal with kevin(J) ohh you don't have to worry about that... i guess another person walked in on kevin and thought it was sexual harrasment and told margot.....he got fired on the spot...or in his case the urinal....(W) ohh jack. Will has a big smile on his face starts trying to hug jack(J)wait what are you doing leave me alone they start heading torwards the door of jacks apartment when suddenly the elevator door opens...and it's karen(K) AHH KAREN WALKER IS BACK AND IS BETTER THAN EVER.(W) ok what happened to you(K) i found out that i don't have cancer after all..(J,W,G) ALRIGHT! (J) well then what was it karen (K) well poodle i should have told oyu the whole story first on my first visit....you guys know i don't like those white wearing basterds..anything...so when i was told that i had to give an x-ray i left my bra on when they had it...and apparently the cancer was a chewed up milk dud that fell into my bra...(W)how in the world did that come about(K) good question wilma...it took me a while to figure it out but then i remebered than stanley had a few in his mouth when he kissed me before i went to work......(W,G,J)ahhhhhhhhhh...(G) well then what was a pain then you had all day when we were at beverly's(K)well aparently rosario put a multivitamin in my martini and my body couldn't handle it(W) why am I not surprised....(K) yea i know wilma that's why I had her locked inside her own room for a week. (K) well guys i'm a little tired i'm gonna go back home....oh grace by the way...whoever designed your shirt tell them thier next project should be a suicide note....see ya later guys.....
End Scene
End Episode

[iluvya]

ok part. 2

(W)Will
(G)Grace
(J)Jack
(K)Karen
Will & Grace
Revenge & Refurninshing Part.2

The first scene starts where will & grace are at the apartment just sitting on the couch...doing nothing
(W) wow, karen has cancer... i really don't know what to say(G) yea i know I thought if you were satans assistant i thought you would live forever as well.(W)no grace lets be serious about this..(W) I don't want to will..you just thinkin about karen dying... i really just dont want to think about it. how is jack doing about the whole situation?(W) welll lets find out. Will gets up walks to the door and opens it...alll of a sudden you see this large screaching of crying coming from jack's apartment.(W)jack, you ok? you hear this large crying jibberish coming out of his apartment.(W) ok sounds good. Will closes the door and then sits back down on the couch.(G) Whad did he say?(W) ehh just give him a few more hours.
End Scene
The next scene you find jack and will at will's office jack is just sitting and looking out the window and will is doing work on his computer.(W) come on jack cheer up she's not gone.(J)she will be(W) jack you don't know that(J) but im preparing for the worst will....who will i go shopping with when they go on thier lunch break....who will take me to lunch while thier still on thier hangover from breakfast....who will help me make fun of the cashier at barney's who has the one eyebrow.(W) Ohh jack(J) I know(W) I wish i could help jack but I have to do this paper work for kevin.(J)Willma....when are you gonna stick up for yourself(W)what happened last time jack it made it worse(W)really ohh your atomic wedgie(W) yes but that was not the worst part....i can't get the wrinkles out of the pants(J)gassssssssp...it's worse than i thought...where is he now? All of a sudden you see kevin in the hallway heading torwards the bathroom(J) i'll talk to him ...i wanna know where he got those pants.
End Scene
The next scene we are back at will's apartment and will & grace are talking about who thier day was.(W) so what did you and karen do grace?(G)well we went to every bar in the city and watched karen get stinking drunk...then we went to barney's and i watched karen fire the cashier at barney's you know the one with the one eyebrow...(W)ohhh jack is gonna be so sad....(G) We were going to do more things but karen got an emergency phone call from her doctors and had to go right away(W) wow can this day get anymore interesting. All of a sudden you hear this howler monkey crying coming out side in the hallway. Will opens the door and he sees jack crying hysterricly and his whole body is drenched.(G) I guess it just got more interesting.(W) what happened jack?(J) i really tried I really did.(W) what? (J) I ran into kevin in the bathroom, I got the information of where he got his information and then I told him about you and told him to stop bothering you...he said ok.. I turned my back for one second.. and then he pulls me into a stall and he gave me a swi.........(W) he gave you a what?(J) he gave me a swirly......my hair will never be the same again starts to cry(W) ohh jack how are we gonna deal with kevin(J) ohh you don't have to worry about that... i guess another person walked in on kevin and thought it was sexual harrasment and told margot.....he got fired on the spot...or in his case the urinal....(W) ohh jack. Will has a big smile on his face starts trying to hug jack(J)wait what are you doing leave me alone they start heading torwards the door of jacks apartment when suddenly the elevator door opens...and it's karen(K) AHH KAREN WALKER IS BACK AND IS BETTER THAN EVER.(W) ok what happened to you(K) i found out that i don't have cancer after all..(J,W,G) ALRIGHT! (J) well then what was it karen (K) well poodle i should have told oyu the whole story first on my first visit....you guys know i don't like those white wearing basterds..anything...so when i was told that i had to give an x-ray i left my bra on when they had it...and apparently the cancer was a chewed up milk dud that fell into my bra...(W)how in the world did that come about(K) good question wilma...it took me a while to figure it out but then i remebered than stanley had a few in his mouth when he kissed me before i went to work......(W,G,J)ahhhhhhhhhh...(G) well then what was a pain then you had all day when we were at beverly's(K)well aparently rosario put a multivitamin in my martini and my body couldn't handle it(W) why am I not surprised....(K) yea i know wilma that's why I had her locked inside her own room for a week. (K) well guys i'm a little tired i'm gonna go back home....oh grace by the way...whoever designed your shirt tell them thier next project should be a suiced note....see ya later guys.....
End Scene
End Episode

MAYA MAYA!!!!!! THATS OUR KAREN! GOOD JOB G! XD

[JBwill]

I LOVED IT......especially the part at the end about graces outfit LOL!

[beeverhousen]

i loved it........you are very creative, you should try to become some kind of writer......then maybe you can make your own show......

[iluvya]

i loved it........you are very creative, you should try to become some kind of writer......then maybe you can make your own show......

OOOO!!! Can I be apart of your show G? lol