"Grace Anatomy" So far................. Options

[Denniver1]

NEW WILL AND GRACE EPISODE by Denniver Gascon

Title "Grace Anatomy"

Scene 1 (Before Opening Credits)

Jack and Will are both listening to Jessica Simpson's new song "A public affair" and both dancing to the beat.

JACK: Gee Will, I don't know if you should be listening to or at least be dancing to this song.

WILL: Why is that Jack?

JACK: Well you are not properly dressed like me?. (Point's out his red short shorts and red tank top with roller blades) if Jessica would have seen you dancing to her song in that outfit (points at will's normal clothing) she would "Marry you, divorce you after three years and make out with John Mayer while rolling with Evie Longoria, Tina Applegate and 'missdipitlow' girl" hahahahah, you don't want to see that in the tabloids.......

WILL: (looks mad at jack) Well I guess you are right jack, because I know that she would be very thrilled to see herself looking at you, actually her 'horse' look alike wearing her slutty shorts and roller blades that she'd mistaken as her new means of transportation.

JACK: At least Nicki Lachey fondled me for Three Years! The only fondling you've gotten for the past 3 years is from an ugly cop named vince!

WILL: Oh shut up! You love vince, you adore my vince, you're just jealous of me because I got a nice guy, and you got??.. Nick lachey's poster to sleep with.

JACK: I am not jealous of you! I never want to be like you!

WILL: Really? If you don't want to be like me then howcome you are wearing one of my calvin klein underwear? (points out jacks peeking underwear from his red short shorts)

JACK: Don't flatter yourself Truman! This isn't yours, it's vince's! (Catches himself from what he'd just said, very embarrassed)

WILL: (Shock from what he heard!) You steal from my husband too?

(Grace walks in on them and looked shocked at Jacks outfit)

GRACE: Ooohhh, I love this song!.. (Singing a little tune) *heeeyyy baybeehhhhh, I see you loookkinngg oooovveerrr heerreee baybehhhhh?.* oh! Sorry, was I interrupting something?

WILL: Jack is wearing one of Vince's underwear, that's why the poor man keeps on buying new ones!

GRACE: Well I don't blame him, your husband is one hot stud. Jack is attracted to hot studs! (Winking at Jack)

JACK: (Jack looking at them with disbelief) Confuse me?????? I don't like Vince and I'm definitely not attracted to him thank you very much!! (Flipping his imaginary hair)

GRACE: You like vince..

WILL: Yes you do you underpants thief..

JACK: No I don't, how dare you say I like Vince..

GRACE: Yes you do, you're obsessed with him jack, admit it..

JACK: No I'm not, shut up Red Ridinghood!

GRACE: Then how come I caught you inside Will and Vince's room yesterday sniffing and practically making out with Vince's Boxer briefs?!?

(Jack and Will in total shocked, Will gave jack a sharp look while Jack felt embarrassed then smiled a little, like a naughty smile, then went back to being Shocked.)

WILL: You sicko!

(Vince walks in on their conversation from his room carrying an oddly looking rag)

VINCE: Will, somebody has been snacking on my underwear.. ( Lift's the tore up boxer briefs, camera focuses back on Will with angry face at jack and Grace Shocked with Jack doing his embarrassed but naughty smile)

WILL: Well that explains why you haven't been stealing food from our kitchen for the past couple days miss Simpson!.. (looking at jack)

(Opening Credits Kicked in)



Scene 2

Karen is filing her nails in Grace's brand new office when Leo walks in...

KAREN: Well, well, well??? I thought you won't follow me here, we made that decision this morning when your hands we're both up my 'goodies', squeezing them with all your might.... and.....

LEO: Ta ta ta ta..... (Pointing at Karen), Karen I am not your man***** or Rosario, And I definitely was not with you last night or this morning, I am here looking for my wife....

KAREN: (looks at Leo weird) Ohhhh hunnie, I'm sorry, (Smirking), I knew I should've taken two of those blue pills instead of one, now I can't even remember your name, hahahahaha!

LEO: It's me, Karen, leon....

KAREN: Oh leon! My my (Stands up and walk towards Leo) You look so different, wow! 3 Months in Africa really did you good... Well Hunnie if you are looking for your maid, she is having lunch with her husband..

LEO: Karen, Grace isn't my maid.... She's just my slave in bed when the sunsets and the moon rises....

KAREN: She might as well be your maid for what she was wearing today, hahahahahaha! Ohh hunnie, how much that girl missed yah! You know since you went back to Africa for work we'd hang out all the time and just comfort each other...

LEO: You.. and Grace.. Hang out and.. Comfort each other????

KAREN: Yeah hunnie! Why is there something wrong with what I said?

LEO: Ha! No no no.. Of course not, (Whispers) I just can't believe she'd hang out with Elvira....

KAREN: Well anyways, I just remembered, does your wife know you're back? I mean from what she told me you won't be home ti'll next week? But now you're here she would stop bugging me about hooking her up to get a nice 4 star room in Barbara Walter's Summer getaway hotel in the Bahamas.... I keep telling her 'Grace, me and Barbara don't swing like that anymore!' After she picked that Rose O'donnell to host with her in 'The View', She started a war with me and my billion dollar corporation, I mean she could've picked a funnier lesbian, I mean Ellen wasn't busy...

LEO: Well thanks for telling me my wife had a surprise plan for us.. But anyways, I finished my work earlier than anticipated so might as well comeback.

KAREN: Well stay a while hunnie... She'll be back soon. Plus I really need someone to help me open up this new pills I got from pharmacist.. They got this new 'Child proof' lids that I can't seem to budge!

LEO: Karen, are you serious? I'm a doctor! I can't help you take drugs that we're not prescribed to you, that would be like spitting on my license!

KAREN: Ohhh please hunnie, (Starts to fake shake her body and acting delirious) Look I'm shaking.. I need these pills.........


Meanwhile, Will and Grace are walking back to Grace's office, eating a sandwich...

WILL: You know, I don't remember the last time we did this? Walking around central park, eating a sandwich made by a guy name misha, God knows what's in this thing... and just talking about everything.. I mean I have been busy with work and Vince is too, plus we're both taking care of Ben who by the way is turning 5 next month.. We just haven't had time for each other you know?.. We're both busy..

GRACE: Well at least Rosario has agreed to take care of Lila ti'll Leo comes back from Africa. Now I got a little time to take care of some client who needs my help.

WILL: What did Karen thought about lending you her Maid? I asked once for Rosario to clean up after a party me and Vince threw for his relatives and she totally went devil on me.. I mean Evil to the Next level...

GRACE: Hahahaha, well I told her she could still work for me, I was threatening to hire a new assistant and she swore to do anything for me as long as I keep her..

WILL: Tell her to fax something for once, but then again, that's our Karen... She wouldn't be the same if she starts to do work..

GRACE: I just can't wait till Leo comes back home, Lila needs a father figure, and Leo is gone for three months, you know what that would do to a young child?

WILL: Hey! I know Lila needs her father but I've been there, and so does Jack.

GRACE: Will, Lila needs a father figure, not the Queen and Princess of England! But I do appreciate your help...

WILL: Speaking of Princess, you know he's been feeling a little down since yesterday's ordeal? I mean Vince had to buy a new lock for his underwear drawer, and I guess Jack went hungry.

GRACE: Ha! I should not tell you this but you know he's been doing that for months? He pretends he doesn't like your husband so you won't feel weird around him....

WILL: Well I really don't care anyways, I think it's actually cute! Jack having a crush on my husband, finally, a guy that he approves!

GRACE: I wish someone would have a crush on my husband... No wait!!! I don't want that, I don't want another ***** lus*ing for my husband.. But I don't know, he's so entombed with his work lately that sometimes he forgets to satisfy my needs..

WILL: You dirty minx! You should be happy your husband is raking in the dollars, enough for you to eat all year long.. Speaking of husband, isn't he coming back home soon??

GRACE: Yeah, and I already got a nice hotel accommodation for us in the Bahamas, courtesy of Karen... See, she does have some use once in a while... wait.... (Picks up her ringing cellphone) Leo? When did you?? I thought you won't be home till next month? I'm so glad sweetie, Well I would be there soon then.. Will, Leo is back in town, got his work done early, I need to go so I'll see you later?

WILL: Yeah alright, alright... Go ask your husband to scratch your itch! I need to see Vince anyway, We'll have to do this again soon.....

GRACE: Don't be like that, I'll call you, and this will happen again sooner than you expect, plus I may have to drop by your place later anyways to borrow your suitcases... We are going to the Bahamas!!!!

WILL: What's wrong with the one I gave you guys for Christmas? That was expensive louis vuitton....

GRACE: I gave it to Rosario, that was one of her conditions to babysit Lila......

WILL: Grace!!!!!!!!

(Commercial Break, End of Scene 2)

This is it so far, hope you guys like it....... Will post Scene 3 soon.......

[beeverhousen]

NEW WILL AND GRACE EPISODE by Denniver Gascon

Title "Grace Anatomy"

Scene 1 (Before Opening Credits)

Jack and Will are both listening to Jessica Simpson's new song "A public affair" and both dancing to the beat.

JACK: Gee Will, I don't know if you should be listening to or at least be dancing to this song.

WILL: Why is that Jack?

JACK: Well you are not properly dressed like me?. (Point's out his red short shorts and red tank top with roller blades) if Jessica would have seen you dancing to her song in that outfit (points at will's normal clothing) she would "Marry you, divorce you after three years and make out with John Mayer while rolling with Evie Longoria, Tina Applegate and 'missdipitlow' girl" hahahahah, you don't want to see that in the tabloids.......

WILL: (looks mad at jack) Well I guess you are right jack, because I know that she would be very thrilled to see herself looking at you, actually her 'horse' look alike wearing her slutty shorts and roller blades that she'd mistaken as her new means of transportation.

JACK: At least Nicki Lachey fondled me for Three Years! The only fondling you've gotten for the past 3 years is from an ugly cop named vince!

WILL: Oh shut up! You love vince, you adore my vince, you're just jealous of me because I got a nice guy, and you got??.. Nick lachey's poster to sleep with.

JACK: I am not jealous of you! I never want to be like you!

WILL: Really? If you don't want to be like me then howcome you are wearing one of my calvin klein underwear? (points out jacks peeking underwear from his red short shorts)

JACK: Don't flatter yourself Truman! This isn't yours, it's vince's! (Catches himself from what he'd just said, very embarrassed)

WILL: (Shock from what he heard!) You steal from my husband too?

(Grace walks in on them and looked shocked at Jacks outfit)

GRACE: Ooohhh, I love this song!.. (Singing a little tune) *heeeyyy baybeehhhhh, I see you loookkinngg oooovveerrr heerreee baybehhhhh?.* oh! Sorry, was I interrupting something?

WILL: Jack is wearing one of Vince's underwear, that's why the poor man keeps on buying new ones!

GRACE: Well I don't blame him, your husband is one hot stud. Jack is attracted to hot studs! (Winking at Jack)

JACK: (Jack looking at them with disbelief) Confuse me?????? I don't like Vince and I'm definitely not attracted to him thank you very much!! (Flipping his imaginary hair)

GRACE: You like vince..

WILL: Yes you do you underpants thief..

JACK: No I don't, how dare you say I like Vince..

GRACE: Yes you do, you're obsessed with him jack, admit it..

JACK: No I'm not, shut up Red Ridinghood!

GRACE: Then how come I caught you inside Will and Vince's room yesterday sniffing and practically making out with Vince's Boxer briefs?!?

(Jack and Will in total shocked, Will gave jack a sharp look while Jack felt embarrassed then smiled a little, like a naughty smile, then went back to being Shocked.)

WILL: You sicko!

(Vince walks in on their conversation from his room carrying an oddly looking rag)

VINCE: Will, somebody has been snacking on my underwear.. ( Lift's the tore up boxer briefs, camera focuses back on Will with angry face at jack and Grace Shocked with Jack doing his embarrassed but naughty smile)

WILL: Well that explains why you haven't been stealing food from our kitchen for the past couple days miss Simpson!.. (looking at jack)

(Opening Credits Kicked in)
Scene 2

Karen is filing her nails in Grace's brand new office when Leo walks in...

KAREN: Well, well, well??? I thought you won't follow me here, we made that decision this morning when your hands we're both up my 'goodies', squeezing them with all your might.... and.....

LEO: Ta ta ta ta..... (Pointing at Karen), Karen I am not your man***** or Rosario, And I definitely was not with you last night or this morning, I am here looking for my wife....

KAREN: (looks at Leo weird) Ohhhh hunnie, I'm sorry, (Smirking), I knew I should've taken two of those blue pills instead of one, now I can't even remember your name, hahahahaha!

LEO: It's me, Karen, leon....

KAREN: Oh leon! My my (Stands up and walk towards Leo) You look so different, wow! 3 Months in Africa really did you good... Well Hunnie if you are looking for your maid, she is having lunch with her husband..

LEO: Karen, Grace isn't my maid.... She's just my slave in bed when the sunsets and the moon rises....

KAREN: She might as well be your maid for what she was wearing today, hahahahahaha! Ohh hunnie, how much that girl missed yah! You know since you went back to Africa for work we'd hang out all the time and just comfort each other...

LEO: You.. and Grace.. Hang out and.. Comfort each other????

KAREN: Yeah hunnie! Why is there something wrong with what I said?

LEO: Ha! No no no.. Of course not, (Whispers) I just can't believe she'd hang out with Elvira....

KAREN: Well anyways, I just remembered, does your wife know you're back? I mean from what she told me you won't be home ti'll next week? But now you're here she would stop bugging me about hooking her up to get a nice 4 star room in Barbara Walter's Summer getaway hotel in the Bahamas.... I keep telling her 'Grace, me and Barbara don't swing like that anymore!' After she picked that Rose O'donnell to host with her in 'The View', She started a war with me and my billion dollar corporation, I mean she could've picked a funnier lesbian, I mean Ellen wasn't busy...

LEO: Well thanks for telling me my wife had a surprise plan for us.. But anyways, I finished my work earlier than anticipated so might as well comeback.

KAREN: Well stay a while hunnie... She'll be back soon. Plus I really need someone to help me open up this new pills I got from pharmacist.. They got this new 'Child proof' lids that I can't seem to budge!

LEO: Karen, are you serious? I'm a doctor! I can't help you take drugs that we're not prescribed to you, that would be like spitting on my license!

KAREN: Ohhh please hunnie, (Starts to fake shake her body and acting delirious) Look I'm shaking.. I need these pills.........
Meanwhile, Will and Grace are walking back to Grace's office, eating a sandwich...

WILL: You know, I don't remember the last time we did this? Walking around central park, eating a sandwich made by a guy name misha, God knows what's in this thing... and just talking about everything.. I mean I have been busy with work and Vince is too, plus we're both taking care of Ben who by the way is turning 5 next month.. We just haven't had time for each other you know?.. We're both busy..

GRACE: Well at least Rosario has agreed to take care of Lila ti'll Leo comes back from Africa. Now I got a little time to take care of some client who needs my help.

WILL: What did Karen thought about lending you her Maid? I asked once for Rosario to clean up after a party me and Vince threw for his relatives and she totally went devil on me.. I mean Evil to the Next level...

GRACE: Hahahaha, well I told her she could still work for me, I was threatening to hire a new assistant and she swore to do anything for me as long as I keep her..

WILL: Tell her to fax something for once, but then again, that's our Karen... She wouldn't be the same if she starts to do work..

GRACE: I just can't wait till Leo comes back home, Lila needs a father figure, and Leo is gone for three months, you know what that would do to a young child?

WILL: Hey! I know Lila needs her father but I've been there, and so does Jack.

GRACE: Will, Lila needs a father figure, not the Queen and Princess of England! But I do appreciate your help...

WILL: Speaking of Princess, you know he's been feeling a little down since yesterday's ordeal? I mean Vince had to buy a new lock for his underwear drawer, and I guess Jack went hungry.

GRACE: Ha! I should not tell you this but you know he's been doing that for months? He pretends he doesn't like your husband so you won't feel weird around him....

WILL: Well I really don't care anyways, I think it's actually cute! Jack having a crush on my husband, finally, a guy that he approves!

GRACE: I wish someone would have a crush on my husband... No wait!!! I don't want that, I don't want another ***** lus*ing for my husband.. But I don't know, he's so entombed with his work lately that sometimes he forgets to satisfy my needs..

WILL: You dirty minx! You should be happy your husband is raking in the dollars, enough for you to eat all year long.. Speaking of husband, isn't he coming back home soon??

GRACE: Yeah, and I already got a nice hotel accommodation for us in the Bahamas, courtesy of Karen... See, she does have some use once in a while... wait.... (Picks up her ringing cellphone) Leo? When did you?? I thought you won't be home till next month? I'm so glad sweetie, Well I would be there soon then.. Will, Leo is back in town, got his work done early, I need to go so I'll see you later?

WILL: Yeah alright, alright... Go ask your husband to scratch your itch! I need to see Vince anyway, We'll have to do this again soon.....

GRACE: Don't be like that, I'll call you, and this will happen again sooner than you expect, plus I may have to drop by your place later anyways to borrow your suitcases... We are going to the Bahamas!!!!

WILL: What's wrong with the one I gave you guys for Christmas? That was expensive louis vuitton....

GRACE: I gave it to Rosario, that was one of her conditions to babysit Lila......

WILL: Grace!!!!!!!!

(Commercial Break, End of Scene 2)

This is it so far, hope you guys like it....... Will post Scene 3 soon.......

..............ME LIKY!!!

[beeverhousen]

[quote name='Denniver1' date='Sep 21 2006, 08:19 AM' post='954880']
NEW WILL AND GRACE EPISODE by Denniver Gascon

Title "Grace Anatomy"

Scene 1 (Before Opening Credits)

Jack and Will are both listening to Jessica Simpson's new song "A public affair" and both dancing to the beat.

JACK: Gee Will, I don't know if you should be listening to or at least be dancing to this song.

WILL: Why is that Jack?

JACK: Well you are not properly dressed like me?. (Point's out his red short shorts and red tank top with roller blades) if Jessica would have seen you dancing to her song in that outfit (points at will's normal clothing) she would "Marry you, divorce you after three years and make out with John Mayer while rolling with Evie Longoria, Tina Applegate and 'missdipitlow' girl" hahahahah, you don't want to see that in the tabloids.......

WILL: (looks mad at jack) Well I guess you are right jack, because I know that she would be very thrilled to see herself looking at you, actually her 'horse' look alike wearing her slutty shorts and roller blades that she'd mistaken as her new means of transportation.

JACK: At least Nicki Lachey fondled me for Three Years! The only fondling you've gotten for the past 3 years is from an ugly cop named vince!

WILL: Oh shut up! You love vince, you adore my vince, you're just jealous of me because I got a nice guy, and you got??.. Nick lachey's poster to sleep with.

JACK: I am not jealous of you! I never want to be like you!

WILL: Really? If you don't want to be like me then howcome you are wearing one of my calvin klein underwear? (points out jacks peeking underwear from his red short shorts)

JACK: Don't flatter yourself Truman! This isn't yours, it's vince's! (Catches himself from what he'd just said, very embarrassed)

WILL: (Shock from what he heard!) You steal from my husband too?

(Grace walks in on them and looked shocked at Jacks outfit)

GRACE: Ooohhh, I love this song!.. (Singing a little tune) *heeeyyy baybeehhhhh, I see you loookkinngg oooovveerrr heerreee baybehhhhh?.* oh! Sorry, was I interrupting something?

WILL: Jack is wearing one of Vince's underwear, that's why the poor man keeps on buying new ones!

GRACE: Well I don't blame him, your husband is one hot stud. Jack is attracted to hot studs! (Winking at Jack)

JACK: (Jack looking at them with disbelief) Confuse me?????? I don't like Vince and I'm definitely not attracted to him thank you very much!! (Flipping his imaginary hair)

GRACE: You like vince..

WILL: Yes you do you underpants thief..

JACK: No I don't, how dare you say I like Vince..

GRACE: Yes you do, you're obsessed with him jack, admit it..

JACK: No I'm not, shut up Red Ridinghood!

GRACE: Then how come I caught you inside Will and Vince's room yesterday sniffing and practically making out with Vince's Boxer briefs?!?

(Jack and Will in total shocked, Will gave jack a sharp look while Jack felt embarrassed then smiled a little, like a naughty smile, then went back to being Shocked.)

WILL: You sicko!

(Vince walks in on their conversation from his room carrying an oddly looking rag)

VINCE: Will, somebody has been snacking on my underwear.. ( Lift's the tore up boxer briefs, camera focuses back on Will with angry face at jack and Grace Shocked with Jack doing his embarrassed but naughty smile)

WILL: Well that explains why you haven't been stealing food from our kitchen for the past couple days miss Simpson!.. (looking at jack)

(Opening Credits Kicked in)
Scene 2

Karen is filing her nails in Grace's brand new office when Leo walks in...

KAREN: Well, well, well??? I thought you won't follow me here, we made that decision this morning when your hands we're both up my 'goodies', squeezing them with all your might.... and.....

LEO: Ta ta ta ta..... (Pointing at Karen), Karen I am not your man***** or Rosario, And I definitely was not with you last night or this morning, I am here looking for my wife....

KAREN: (looks at Leo weird) Ohhhh hunnie, I'm sorry, (Smirking), I knew I should've taken two of those blue pills instead of one, now I can't even remember your name, hahahahaha!

LEO: It's me, Karen, leon....

KAREN: Oh leon! My my (Stands up and walk towards Leo) You look so different, wow! 3 Months in Africa really did you good... Well Hunnie if you are looking for your maid, she is having lunch with her husband..

LEO: Karen, Grace isn't my maid.... She's just my slave in bed when the sunsets and the moon rises....

KAREN: She might as well be your maid for what she was wearing today, hahahahahaha! Ohh hunnie, how much that girl missed yah! You know since you went back to Africa for work we'd hang out all the time and just comfort each other...

LEO: You.. and Grace.. Hang out and.. Comfort each other????

KAREN: Yeah hunnie! Why is there something wrong with what I said?

LEO: Ha! No no no.. Of course not, (Whispers) I just can't believe she'd hang out with Elvira....

KAREN: Well anyways, I just remembered, does your wife know you're back? I mean from what she told me you won't be home ti'll next week? But now you're here she would stop bugging me about hooking her up to get a nice 4 star room in Barbara Walter's Summer getaway hotel in the Bahamas.... I keep telling her 'Grace, me and Barbara don't swing like that anymore!' After she picked that Rose O'donnell to host with her in 'The View', She started a war with me and my billion dollar corporation, I mean she could've picked a funnier lesbian, I mean Ellen wasn't busy...

LEO: Well thanks for telling me my wife had a surprise plan for us.. But anyways, I finished my work earlier than anticipated so might as well comeback.

KAREN: Well stay a while hunnie... She'll be back soon. Plus I really need someone to help me open up this new pills I got from pharmacist.. They got this new 'Child proof' lids that I can't seem to budge!

LEO: Karen, are you serious? I'm a doctor! I can't help you take drugs that we're not prescribed to you, that would be like spitting on my license!

KAREN: Ohhh please hunnie, (Starts to fake shake her body and acting delirio

[iluvya]

Good job!



iluvya

[beeverhousen]

Good job!
iluvya

ToTaLLy................

[iluvya]

ToTaLLy................

What up! DOOOOOOOOODE!



iluvya

[beeverhousen]

What up! DOOOOOOOOODE!
iluvya

..............ummm, since when are YOU so Ghetto???

[iluvya]

..............ummm, since when are YOU so Ghetto???

Oh, sry or saying dooode

iluvya

[beeverhousen]

Oh, sry or saying dooode

iluvya

.....................APOLOGY AccePteD....................

[iluvya]

.....................APOLOGY AccePteD....................

saracsim....-__-



iluvya

[beeverhousen]

saracsim....-__-
iluvya

......................More like a TYPO......................*Points At The Screen*

[iluvya]

Oh, sry or saying dooode

iluvya

I was talking about this one ^^^^^^^.......*looking at you like a tard*



iluvya

[beeverhousen]

I was talking about this one ^^^^^^^.......*looking at you like a tard*
iluvya

..........AND I WASNT YOU DUMA$$!!!.................W-O-W..............U.............SCARE me sometimes...