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[sharladawn]

You're not giving him enough credit for Prince of Pennsylvania, River's Edge or Freaked.

That's because the "acting" that was done in those movies was canceled out by A Walk in the Clouds.

We can save the grapes!

diapers you forgot his stellar performance in Babes in Toyland with Drew Barrymore

Oh my gosh! I had completely blocked that out of my mind.

*makes phone call to therapist*

Thanks STL. You've just set me back 3 years.

[Going_Mach_5]

I think everyone has forgotten a little movie called Point Break, easily my favorite Keanu Reeves movie. I think he does a decent job acting, I mean it's not easy to play a cop who goes undercover as a surfer to help stop bank robberies.

[Officeholic]

I barely woke up at 1130 today. I was only up til 1 am watching a movie. I have to fess up that when I left here I acted like a complete baby. I was hurtin I kept my wrist in a ice pack for hours. It didn't help that I had burised it badly when I slipped an fell in the shower the day before the way. That was so much fun. Scotty, when are you and I going to get the next one going??

i went back to bed after kids got on the bus and slept from 9am or so till 1230 and still felt bad. I managed to clean the kitchen, hide laundry that needs to be folded, and leftovers for dinner tonight. I'm going to take a few sleep 'aids' and call it a night early.

quick vent: i have a flaming pimple on my left temple and I feel like it is my twin, it feel so big.

[Diapers]

SD and Lizzie, you guys are digging deep. I've never seen A Walk in the Clouds or Babes in Toyland.

Should we start a thread for Keanu and go through all of his credits on IMDB?

[hottestinoffice]

O-h, get some hot water and mix some salt in it, then dip a cotton ball in it. Put the cotton ball on the zit for about 3 minutes. It should help. Otherwise, ice cubes reduce swelling and eye drops reduce redness.

I have the same birthday as Keanu Reeves. Fun fact!

[Officeholic]

O-h, get some hot water and mix some salt in it, then dip a cotton ball in it. Put the cotton ball on the zit for about 3 minutes. It should help. Otherwise, ice cubes reduce swelling and eye drops reduce redness.

my ice pick worked too

[sharladawn]

SD and Lizzie, you guys are digging deep. I've never seen A Walk in the Clouds or Babes in Toyland.

Consider yourself a very, VERY lucky diaper.

HIO - now you've got the perfect ice-breaker if you ever meet Sandra Bullock!

[hottestinoffice]

I can't pop pimples. Something about it...ew. I just have to salt it till it dies.

[Fancy_New_Becca]

That's because the "acting" that was done in those movies was canceled out by A Walk in the Clouds.

We can save the grapes!
Oh my gosh! I had completely blocked that out of my mind.

*makes phone call to therapist*

Thanks STL. You've just set me back 3 years.

why do people always tell me that?

i went back to bed after kids got on the bus and slept from 9am or so till 1230 and still felt bad. I managed to clean the kitchen, hide laundry that needs to be folded, and leftovers for dinner tonight. I'm going to take a few sleep 'aids' and call it a night early.

quick vent: i have a flaming pimple on my left temple and I feel like it is my twin, it feel so big.

I'm having a early nite too. want to split the sleep aids with me?

SD and Lizzie, you guys are digging deep. I've never seen A Walk in the Clouds or Babes in Toyland.

Should we start a thread for Keanu and go through all of his credits on IMDB?

perhaps we should diapers. Lets not forgot he made a little movie in canada with some semi homosexual acts. Wolf man or something like that. Best line ever by keanu-can you get arrested for that? having sex with a kangaroo?

[sharladawn]

Lets not forgot he made a little movie in canada with some semi homosexual acts.

Have you ever seen The Night Before? He's a dorky high-school kid and Lori Loughlin plays the prom queen/cheerleader who loses a bet or something and so she has to go to the prom with him. He ends up getting lost in a shady part of town, then drugged, and some guy steals his car, and somehow Lori Loughlin's character gets sold to a p|mp and handcuffed to a motel bed in her underwear.

Wow, I just realized it sounds like I'm describing a p0rn movie. Not the case. It's actually a comedy from the 80's. Before his Bill and Ted days.

Of course, they end up lolling in fuv.

[sammy57]

Have you ever seen The Night Before? He's a dorky high-school kid and Lori Loughlin plays the prom queen/cheerleader who loses a bet or something and so she has to go to the prom with him. He ends up getting lost in a shady part of town, then drugged, and some guy steals his car, and somehow Lori Loughlin's character gets sold to a p|mp and handcuffed to a motel bed in her underwear.

Wow, I just realized it sounds like I'm describing a p0rn movie. Not the case. It's actually a comedy from the 80's. Before his Bill and Ted days.

Lori Loughlin? Are you sure it wasn't a "very special episode" of Full House?

[mixedberries_1]

You know what's funny to me? Some of Keanu Reeves's best acting is displayed in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Like . . . totally.

[sharladawn]

Lori Loughlin? Are you sure it wasn't a "very special episode" of Full House?

I think you're right! It's the one where Danny teaches D.J. about the birds and the bees.

[sammy57]

I think you're right! It's the one where Danny teaches D.J. about the birds and the bees.

And then DJ tells him how it's really done. Aunt Becky and Uncle Keanu showed her.

[Fancy_New_Becca]

I can say luckily no. wow, afterschool special written all over that one

[DarthSchrute]

I only throw out challenges to the grasshoppas whom I believe to be capable of meeting them.

DS thanks the academy: Big-O, Little-O, my director SS77, fellow cast: AOM, BigD, BJB, BW, CC, CO, CTG, DDL, DT, Fatty, FIO, GM5, GP, GS, HIO, HIOB, MB, MJ, MD, myalika, PH, PP, RA, SB, SBD, SD, SLCS, SR, SS, STL, VB, WOS, WS, inspiration from: DWANGELA, DWIM, JACHAEL, JAM, JAREN, KYAN, PHYLOB, RAM, CLR, FNB, FNR, OFP, the PLoD, PR, SOR, TWoP without whom this wouldn't be possible.

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[DarthSchrute]

I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

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(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)

[mixedberries_1]

Masterful!

[sharladawn]

I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

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(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)

It is together that we prevail!

[Officeholic]

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(hides from pounding...headache)