The Battleground, Talk about the 'posting war' as well as other topics! Options

[scottyskater77]

I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

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(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)

"TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!" ****applause****

What a beautiful speech.

[Pam_Halpert_1]

Standing O

Together WE WILL prevail!!!

Beautiful speech!!!!

[mixedberries_1]

Standing O

God, I have such a dirty mind.

[BlueJeanBaby05]

DS thanks the academy: Big-O, Little-O, my director SS77, fellow cast: AOM, BigD, BJB, BW, CC, CO, CTG, DDL, DT, Fatty, FIO, GM5, GP, GS, HIO, HIOB, MB, MJ, MD, myalika, PH, PP, RA, SB, SBD, SD, SLCS, SR, SS, STL, VB, WOS, WS, inspiration from: DWANGELA, DWIM, JACHAEL, JAM, JAREN, KYAN, PHYLOB, RAM, CLR, FNB, FNR, OFP, the PLoD, PR, SOR, TWoP without whom this wouldn't be possible.

Word count: 69
Acronyms: 53
76.81% (suck on that! )

I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

-----------------------------------------------------


(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)

I think I am in love.

[hottestinoffice]

Aww, you're awesome Darth!

[Pam_Halpert_1]

God, I have such a dirty mind.

You and me both MB.....you and me both

[Fancy_New_Becca]

Darth better than any speech given at my high school graduation. I'm so moved.


Mixed- your not the only one with the dirty mind. I was thinking the same thing

[BlueJeanBaby05]

in class today i was cracking up because we were talking about woody stems and how they werent flexible and how they were brown.

LOL!!

are you in a horticulture class?

[snogging_stapler...]

I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

-----------------------------------------------------


(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)

Me lobe yoy long Tim.

[scottyskater77]

God, I have such a dirty mind.

I guess I'm rubbing off on ya.



*EDIT*
^I just realized how dirty this statement sounds.

[Pam_Halpert_1]

but scotty I thought what we had was special

I mean I remember just like it was yesterday you, me,.....jim

behind the tanks....

LOL

[sammy57]

I guess I'm rubbing off on ya.
*EDIT*
^I just realized how dirty this statement sounds.

Yeah. But you didn't say twss.

So I'm going to.

twss.

[Officionada]

DS thanks the academy: Big-O, Little-O, my director SS77, fellow cast: AOM, BigD, BJB, BW, CC, CO, CTG, DDL, DT, Fatty, FIO, GM5, GP, GS, HIO, HIOB, MB, MJ, MD, myalika, PH, PP, RA, SB, SBD, SD, SLCS, SR, SS, STL, VB, WOS, WS, inspiration from: DWANGELA, DWIM, JACHAEL, JAM, JAREN, KYAN, PHYLOB, RAM, CLR, FNB, FNR, OFP, the PLoD, PR, SOR, TWoP without whom this wouldn't be possible.

Word count: 69
Acronyms: 53
76.81% (suck on that! )

I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

-----------------------------------------------------


(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)

A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

My heart is very full at this moment. I expected greatness and you delivered - I think we have a volunteer sheriff's position opening up soon.

[scottyskater77]

but scotty I thought what we had was special

I mean I remember just like it was yesterday you, me,.....jim

behind the tanks....

LOL

That was yesterday.

I expected greatness and you delivered - I think we have a volunteer sheriff's position opening up soon.

I think that would be fitting. I am appointing Dwight Schrute with a volunteer sheriff's position. Will you accept?

[DarthSchrute]

That was yesterday.


I think that would be fitting. I am appointing Darth Schrute with a volunteer sheriff's position. Will you accept?

I don't... I don't know what to s... <sniffle-holding-back-tears>

I accept! Wait... is this promotion to "Assistant to the Volunteer Sheriff" or full-on "Volunteer Sheriff"?

[scottyskater77]

Let's just say it's a Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy position. So, you will now be the Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy.

[Pam_Halpert_1]

That was yesterday.

oh I see how it is going to be then... well go aheaad you can have Karen or whatever her name is.....

I mean didnt you have a good time.... mine could of been better

[BlueJeanBaby05]

oh I see how it is going to be then... well go aheaad you can have Karen or whatever her name is.....

I mean didnt you have a good time.... mine could of been better

PH. are you going to come to gabbly. It's quite a party in there

[DarthSchrute]

Let's just say it's a Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy position. So, you will now be the Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy.

Yes, I'll take it! Darth Schrute the Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy! Do I get a badge? How many orange traffic cones do you have?

[mixedberries_1]

in class today i was cracking up because we were talking about woody stems and how they werent flexible and how they were brown.

Oh god! Flashback. I always hated teaching that chapter on plants and having to use terms like "woody stems", "turgid", and "flaccid" all the while trying to keep a straight face. Of course now I'd be thinking, "that's what she said."