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mixedberries_1
post Mar 14 2007, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE (scottyskater77 @ Mar 14 2007, 05:22 PM) *
I guess I'm rubbing off on ya.
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^I just realized how dirty this statement sounds. laugh.gif


QUOTE (sammy57 @ Mar 14 2007, 05:26 PM) *
Yeah. But you didn't say twss.

So I'm going to.

twss.


I feel so used.
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post Mar 14 2007, 10:48 PM
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QUOTE (BlueJeanBaby05 @ Mar 14 2007, 04:34 PM) *
I think I am in love. wub.gif

I'm sorry, but this board is only big enough for ONE message board couple and Great Phil and I have already taken that spot. Maybe you can have an unrequited love. I think that's still up for grabs! wink.gif


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post Mar 14 2007, 10:51 PM
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I can still be scotty's ho right??

casue I can't quit him wink.gif
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post Mar 14 2007, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE (sharladawn @ Mar 14 2007, 07:48 PM) *
I'm sorry, but this board is only big enough for ONE message board couple and Great Phil and I have already taken that spot. Maybe you can have an unrequited love. I think that's still up for grabs! wink.gif


Hey, I'm pretty good at receiving unrequited love! biggrin.gif


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post Mar 14 2007, 11:00 PM
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Awesome speech Darth Schrute! *Applause*

Question. Will you also keep the trains running on time? wink.gif


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post Mar 14 2007, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE (sharladawn @ Mar 14 2007, 10:48 PM) *
I'm sorry, but this board is only big enough for ONE message board couple and Great Phil and I have already taken that spot. Maybe you can have an unrequited love. I think that's still up for grabs! wink.gif



Well, since he never responded to me, I guess it's unrequited anyway. wink.gif
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post Mar 14 2007, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE (Pam Halpert @ Mar 14 2007, 09:51 PM) *
I can still be scotty's ho right??

casue I can't quit him wink.gif

As long as you're the only ho for him.


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post Mar 14 2007, 11:10 PM
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QUOTE (smellslikechickensoup @ Mar 14 2007, 08:00 PM) *
Awesome speech Darth Schrute! *Applause*

Question. Will you also keep the trains running on time? wink.gif


But of course! All aboard! Next stop, Cook...camonga!

I'll solve world-hunger as well... smile.gif


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post Mar 14 2007, 11:18 PM
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QUOTE (BlueJeanBaby05 @ Mar 14 2007, 08:04 PM) *
Well, since he never responded to me, I guess it's unrequited anyway. wink.gif


As much as I would have loved to requite your love in the way you need your love to be requited-ed-ed... I don't think my wife would appreciate it. sad.gif

But as soon as she leaves me because of my Office Message Board posting-addiction, I'll look you up... smile.gif


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post Mar 14 2007, 11:24 PM
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QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Mar 14 2007, 11:18 PM) *
As much as I would have loved to requite your love in the way you need your love to be requited-ed-ed... I don't think my wife would appreciate it. sad.gif

But as soon as she leaves me because of my Office Message Board posting-addiction, I'll look you up... smile.gif


Ditto when my husband leaves me for the same reason. wink.gif smile.gif
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post Mar 14 2007, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE (BlueJeanBaby05 @ Mar 14 2007, 08:24 PM) *
Ditto when my husband leaves me for the same reason. wink.gif smile.gif


It's a deal! laugh.gif


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post Mar 15 2007, 07:04 AM
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QUOTE (sharladawn @ Mar 15 2007, 12:07 AM) *
As long as you're the only ho for him.



Oh I better be dry.gif

As long as he is nothing but good to his ho!
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post Mar 15 2007, 07:30 AM
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QUOTE (mixedberries @ Mar 14 2007, 10:30 PM) *
Oh god! Flashback. I always hated teaching that chapter on plants and having to use terms like "woody stems", "turgid", and "flaccid" all the while trying to keep a straight face. Of course now I'd be thinking, "that's what she said." laugh.gif

Remember drawing beards and mustaches on the sperms?

QUOTE (Pam Halpert @ Mar 15 2007, 07:04 AM) *
Oh I better be dry.gif

As long as he is nothing but good to his ho!

This pimp can recognize. wink.gif Word.


(I have no clue what that means laugh.gif )


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post Mar 15 2007, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE (scottyskater77 @ Mar 15 2007, 04:30 AM) *
Remember drawing beards and mustaches on the sperms?

That would have been very unprofessional. huh.gif However several times I had to stop myself from humming, "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good." tongue.gif
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post Mar 15 2007, 07:26 PM
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Remember drawing beards and mustaches on the sperms?

I gave some of mine little combovers.


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post Mar 15 2007, 07:32 PM
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QUOTE (mixedberries @ Mar 15 2007, 03:59 PM) *
That would have been very unprofessional. huh.gif However several times I had to stop myself from humming, "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good." tongue.gif


This reminds me of my sex ed class from high school. The teacher was one of the football coaches, and he explained the conception process on the board with a football diagram: X's and 0's running all over the place! I will never forget that. laugh.gif


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post Mar 15 2007, 07:47 PM
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QUOTE (muffyduffy @ Mar 15 2007, 04:32 PM) *
This reminds me of my sex ed class from high school. The teacher was one of the football coaches, and he explained the conception process on the board with a football diagram: X's and 0's running all over the place! I will never forget that. laugh.gif

Obviously we know what a touchdown represented, but what about the extra point? blink.gif And how come coaches always ended up teaching sex ed?
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post Mar 15 2007, 07:51 PM
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I love the gym teacher in Mean Girls who teaches sex ed...

"You will get chlamydia. And die."

So sad I remember that.


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post Mar 15 2007, 08:00 PM
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QUOTE (HottestInOffice @ Mar 15 2007, 06:51 PM) *
I love the gym teacher in Mean Girls who teaches sex ed...

"You will get chlamydia. And die."

So sad I remember that.

laugh.gif "Here. Take some rubbers. Go on! Take them!"
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post Mar 15 2007, 08:01 PM
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QUOTE (HottestInOffice @ Mar 15 2007, 04:51 PM) *
I love the gym teacher in Mean Girls who teaches sex ed...

"You will get chlamydia. And die."

So sad I remember that.

laugh.gif Yeah, during the Dark Ages, it wasn't actually the Bubonic plague that killed millions, it was waves of chlamydia.
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