Conan's on the cover of Entertainment Weekly! Options

[mintybluefoam]

I want this so bad!

[latenightgoddess]

Conan O'Brien's Strike Diary Revealed!
A chimp. A strike beard. Lychee Green Tea. Peek at the secret scribblings of a late-night talk show host lost in a world without writers, trying to make sense of his new TV reality (and ''The Real Housewives of Orange County'')
By Conan O'Brien



There was an eerie calm before the Strike hit, which made its arrival all the more terrifying. The sky darkened and the cruel November winds howled. Hell hath no fury like a Writer denied his appropriate Internet-participation formula. I was tossed about my quarters like a rag doll, gasping for air and struggling against the relentless tide of angry industry chatter. Then all was blackness...

DAY 1
I am alive, but there is no writing for television and motion pictures. I stumble about my apartment -- a stranger in a strange land. Gathering my wits, I take stock of my meager supplies: four original episodes of House, a handful of fresh 30 Rocks, and two Heroes, which I fear have gone bad. I cannot survive long -- panic sets in.

DAY 2
Using three coat hangers and an old T-shirt, I construct a crude device to collect potable water. I then realize that fresh drinking water will not be an issue during a Writers' Strike. I go to the refrigerator and fetch a Pomegranate Lychee Green Tea. It is my first triumph over the elements and I rejoice.



DAY 5
With no sign on the horizon of fresh scripted television, I decide to read a book. The first few pages go well, but I can't help wondering if Meredith and McDreamy will ever work things out. They're so right for each other and yet so wrong. I burn the book for warmth.

DAY 12
Tragedy! A power surge fries my DVR, destroying my meager larder of scripted shows. With little to sustain me, I am forced to subsist entirely on Reality Television. I gorge myself on marathons of The Real Housewives of Orange County and Flavor of Love, then collapse in a wretched heap. If this is living, I welcome death.

DAY 23
I hear a plane and decide to make a signal. I head to my roof to spell out ''Help -- � End Strike --� Need New Shows -- Make a Fair Deal for the Writers and End This!'' Sadly, I only have enough sticks for half an ''H.'' Must eat more Popsicles.

DAY 37
I turn my back on TV and venture off into uncharted territory: Halo 3. I enthusiastically shoulder my rifle and begin my virtual campaign to defend Earth. Within the hour I've been shot in the face six times by a 9-year-old Dutch boy named DeathGiver23.

DAY 45
The solitude is unbearable. Am I alone? Are there others like me? I decide to visit the Internet and check out some blogs. ''How is everyone holding up?'' I post innocently. The response is swift and merciless: ''U R Gay!'' Quickly I retreat to YouTube and hum along quietly to ''Chocolate Rain.''

DAY 51
I am now surviving completely on Game Shows. I have lost weight, my hands tremble uncontrollably, but I am certain that Briefcase Twenty-Two holds the million dollars. I scream at my television, but that stupid Physical Therapist from Tarzana cannot hear me. Seriously --� what is wrong with that b.itch?

DAY 58
How much can one man endure? Now the heavens themselves are conspiring to destroy me, as a light rain knocks out my DirecTV. I get through watching six hours of video snow by convincing myself I'm watching a director's cut of The Ring.

DAY 60
Today, a shocking discovery: I am not alone! In the guest bedroom, I stumble across a woman who refers to herself as my ''wife.'' She tells a harrowing tale, having survived all this time on just one DVD: Reba: The Complete 4th Season. There is nothing I can do for her, and I slowly back out of the room.

DAY 64
Blasphemy! Horror! The Golden Globes are canceled and the Oscars may be next. I want no part of a world that refuses to congratulate itself. I drag all the now-useless televisions to the center of my room and lash them together to form a crude raft. Soon, global warming will cause the seas to rise and I can float effortlessly out my eighth-floor window. It feels good to finally have a sensible plan...

Posted Jan 16, 2008 | Published in issue #975 Jan 25, 2008

[latenightgoddess]

EW Video: Conan O'Brien's Strike Tips (contains footage from the photo shoot )

[mintybluefoam]

Thanks for posting that! That was pretty hilarious. Why aren't parts 2&3 up??
Now I want the magazine more!

[Ace_Class_Shadow]

Cool pictures. It's nice to see Conan get some recognition. Plus, they made good use of the beard.

However, I don't think he wrote that "diary". And, if he did, wouldn't be a violation of Strike rules (to publish it)?

[dandanamon]

However, I don't think he wrote that "diary". And, if he did, wouldn't be a violation of Strike rules (to publish it)?

It was not written for TV or a movie so I don't think it concerns the Writers Guild of America

[DG3]

Great pics!

[Ace_Class_Shadow]

It was not written for TV or a movie so I don't think it concerns the Writers Guild of America

Ah. Good point. Still, certain references, like to blogs and such, seem out of character.

[sexy_conan418]

I love this so much! Thanks for posting
It's nice to see Conan on the cover of magazines again! It seems like there was a dry spell for a while.
I adore him soo much, especially with the chimp haha

[abernathyalkali]

best EW feature article EVER!!! I'll be sad when the writers' stike ends for two reasons: [1]Conan's stike beard is awesome, and [2]I've never loved the show more than I do now and have for the last three weeks. And Conan is the only TV show I've watched since stike that isn't already on DVD.

Back on topic, the shot where the chimp is fake-fainting onto Conan, looks like the little guy is swooning over the magnificent O'Brien. I wish they had used more screen shots from the show though, as there are oh-so many wonderful moments that would only be made better if taken out of context.


I sort of wish there was a Conan O'Brien magazine- You know, like Oprah and Rosie have... I'd subscribe to the Conan O'Brien magazine without hesitation. Anyone else feel the same?

<3

[rya44]

I guess you all are the only ones up now.

[Conan_the_shooti...]

The strike survival guide? 'Conan O'Brien's Strike Diary Revealed!'

What A Brilliant Concept!!! And wow Conan is an amazing writer. Those words described exactly how I've been feeling since the strike... gloomy and sad.

[Carlapalooza]

Very funny article, thanks. I am in love with this pic!!

[Carlapalooza]

LOL - I mean THIS pic!