Conan just said that George Washington doesn't have any relatives left when he was talking with the mayor about the bridge. But, that isn't true! I'm a distant relative of George Washington. So, he does have relatives left!

Chickens, Turkeys and Guitar Players, Oh my! The mayor put me to sleep so I didn't hear about the Washington bridge and also slept thru the next skit but managed to see just the end of it where a macabre figure in black was playing the guitar while two strange looking beings were discussing the merits of chickens and turkeys. Be that as it may, I'm glad to hear George has some relatives around, I've always been partial to George.

yeah, me too

Congratulations, Socks! You just killed two birds with one stone.

it was only a joke!