i just found out that conan speaks fluent spanish! a guy that pale speaking the language of people that dark; it's unheard of! it's a shock to the system just to hear him speak it. i mean you hear the words coming out of his mouth but you just keep picturing some illegal immigrant trying to buy a slurpie at 7/11 with pesos! i mean, when i took spanish as a requirement and failed all the tests, my teacher would tell me "don't worry a girl as cultureless and pale as you shouldn't be expected to learn such a diverse language. ill take care of it."(i'm an irish girl by the way- hinse the sn redhotredhead) and then somehow i made an A every quarter. i currently live in Texas (the border state) which is packed with illegal aliens and to this day i still don't know what the hell olah means. if a mexican approaches me i run and scream "i'm not interested in your burrito."

if anyone agrees with me on the subject of conan's cultural diversity, please comment!