September the 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. As Conan is the most innovative show on television, I am proposing that his broadcast next year on the 19th of September be done completely in pirate. Imagine it: Max Weinberg 7 singing sea-shanties; Conan wearing a pirate costume; etc. I think it would be the greatest thing in television history. I hope others agree.
I am really serious about this. I want this message to go all the way to the top at NBC (and to Mr Conan O'Brien, too, obviously), and I am going to try create as much of a buzz about this wonderful day as possible.