Love him or hate him, at least he has the nerve to tell the truth as he sees it. He is consistent and never sends a mixed message. I always look forward to reading his posts and laughing.

Thanks for all the good times Hansky. You are the best!!!

You so crazy.



mel

You love me and you know it. Glad I could make you smile.

You make me more than smile.



mel

Let me know when milk come shooting out of you nose from one of my posts. Then I will feel like I made something happen.

Let's do water instead of milk.


mel

Hansky, why won?t you return my private messages??? You never react to me. I am starting to get a complex. I need your companionship. I worship you like the God you are. Toss me a small bone and respond to me. Please don?t make me beg.

I have recieved no messages from you, but to answer your question, I have no desire to e-mail back and forth with you or anyone else on here.

Hansky wants your love for him out in the open. HE WILL HAVE NONE OF THIS PM SHEET!



mel

I feel so privileged to get a real message from my hero. Now I can live the rest of my life feeling complete. Thank you so much Hansky. You have made my day.

Mel, wash your mind out with soap.

Hansky is donkey's arse. Why are yall being so nice? He has nothing better to do than hang out on the board and make fun of others instead of offering something interesting to talk about.

HANSKY stands for:

Huge. Arsehole. Needing. Serious. Karma. Yo!

Yo is such a funny little word. yyyyyyyyyyooooo. Look at my mouth yyyyyyoooooooo. Wait, am I high?



mel

Hansky is hilarious if you read him in Cartman?s voice. He cracks me up.

Hey, try Stewie's voice from The Family Guy. It suits him better. Look out, he's gonna say we are having a pity party. yyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooo.


mel

I don't watch Family Guy, so I do not know how he would sound... but Cartman is one of my all time favorite people, so I will stick with that.

I don't watch it either, but I have seen enough commercials to know his voice.

LOOK EVERYONE, WE CAN DISAGREE WITHOUT HURTING EACH OTHER.


mel

Well, that is just stupid and you suck!!!

just kidding... I had a Hansky moment.

I MAY SUCK, BUT YOU SWALLOW!

(That was my QYW moment. You left yourself wide open for that one. <----I know what you're thinking.)

How did you know that I swallow? Have you been talking to my sister-in-law? She warned me to rinse my mouth out after I swallow because the acids could eat away the enamel on my teeth.

*retch*



mel

After all, if it is already in your mouth, why not swallow it so you can continue with the fun?

I'm gonna puke.



mel

That would REALLY kill the mood.

Okay, I'm leaving work now! PEACE OUT CRACKHEADS.


mel

bye, you time stealer!!!

I thought English was Hansky's second language. Seriously. He uses words a little differently. I noticed this several times. Maybe because of my line of work.

Also his analogy was all a$$ backwards and then he didn't understand what he did wrong.

.....my opy.

Wow, the "but... but... he/she was wrong in another thread..." excuse. Always a good one to pull out, and seems to be quite popular.

Feel free, at any time, to point where I am wrong about anything. Otherwise, stick to gathering the troops for more whining sessions. It isn't as if you have options.

Thank you, sir. May I have another?



mel

Animal House!

MOOSIE! You are on fire, dear! But I would like Hansky to give me another, and another, and another......



mel

When you are 43 and you see a movie over and over for 30 years, it tends to stick in your head!

I think this guy is our Hansky. I was serious about the second language thing I mentioned earlier. This would also explain why he speaks/writes English very well...

<quote>:Mr. Ye is CEO and co-founder of Hansky.com, a software company based in Beijing, China. He was the CTO of leading Internet portal Sohu and successfully led the technology group in achieving 90 million page views per day and many award-winning products. Mr. Ye had over 14 years working experience in Silicon Valley. <unquote>

I'm going to start calling him Mr. Ye.

Is Hansky our own personal El Guapo? (sp?)

Oh yuck! Do you know what guapo means???? I would say he probably is not.

ewww.

I was trying to make a joke from a movie quote from "Three Amigos" but I guess no one caught it.

Guapo means handsom... right?

Jes.



mel

Last Feb. I ate at a Mexican restaurant near Washington, DC named Guapo's. It had the best Mexican food I have had in a very long time. The name made me think of the movie.

eewwww..

Okay..BEST MEXICAN FOOD and WASHINGTON DC do not belong in the same sentence.

Don't cha know the song...."Come back to Austin, the mexican food sucks north of here, anway?"

It's come back to Texas. bowling for soup. I used to uh....hang out with those guys.



mel

oops....

I mean....

They do not belong in sentences NEXT to each other...

................my point is lost.

Well, I screwed everything up from the beginning...


Speaking of screwed....were they fun?

Yes, they were very funny. And high as kites. One of the bars here is Jaret's favorite place to play. They were here back in the summer. They need to play somewhere else here. Too many people want to get in and there is not enought room in the Steel Penny.



mel

I was pretty surprised to find a good Mexican Restaurant in Washington, DC, as well, but no one spoke English, so you knew it was going to be good.

I have not had any GOOD Mexican food since I moved out of New Mexico unless I cooked it myself. I love Mexican food.

There was a rumor that a guy here was picking up the neighbors dogs and making tamales out of them. Someone actually filed a police report on it a couple of years ago.

Only the BEST tamales are made out of dog.

I wonder if chickensheet has any ideas on this subject?

Chickens roost early, don't you know?

okay..NOW I'm going to bed.