Conan's new (old) sponsor is Oppenheimerrific. To quote "Atomic Annie," as I call her, who's tired of messing with those hard to use drain snakes and caustic chemicals, and sick of whoring herself out to those expensive plumbers, quips:
Atomic Annie: I am become drain cleaner, destroyer of clogs.
Announcer: You sure are! Look for Atomic Clog-o in stores--today!
Sub-announcer: Also available in heavy-duty fusion strength.
(BTW: Who is that Annie? She's quite the talent, and one of the very few women who appear regularly in skits, besides "Dolores," the older woman [the elder stateswoman of the show; gotta love embedded brackets] who once wanted to throw a brick at Max but settled for Conan instead.)
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