I remember the last time Clyde Peeling was on the show, he and Conan got into it over who talked more. At one point Conan said "Clyde, if I ever get the chance, I'll kill you." The guy was kind of an [censored], shoving dangerous animals into Conan's suit pocket. I guess we'll see what happens tonight.

SonOfJoel

Oh, come on! I didn't use that word in a vulgar way! The British say it all the time! "My Dictionary" defines it as "Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus 'Equus,' resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey." (Ironic, when applied to Clyde Peeling, or just oh-so right on?)

Of course, I meant it as "A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person," which is My Dictionary's second definition. And there isn't even a vulgar or offensive tag on it! It's alpha-sierra-sierra. Aye-ess-ess. Come on, there are way worse words already on this board, and Conan and Carson and Jay use worse words on TV, but I can't put the letters a-s-s next to each other without being censored?

SonOfJoel

That guy is so weird. You can never quite make out whether Conan finds it funny or just plain weird. But he is kinda funny. The insults Conan constantly throws at him always make me laugh!