You know your an Office fan when...
1)You're asked what kind of girls you look for, you reply "receptionists."

keep it going....

You're asked what kind of men you're looking for and you reply, "Jim."

'For the Longest Time' comes on the radio and you can't help but hear Dwight play his recorder to it in your head. (this actually happened to me when I was at the dentist)

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Denise

You come into work Friday morning and ask everyone (again), "Do watch The Office???"

When a friend asks you what your favorite toy is and you say a bobble head.

When you have an arsenal of stereotypically OFFICe responses primed, just waiting to say "that's what she said" or "Question"

you cook bacon on a george forman grill in your bedroom every morning

when you see a bowl of jello, you wonder why there aren't any office supplies embed inside it.

You steal things and just don't care anymore.

By the way, I had GREAT pea soup the other night.

You ask the supply manager to order you a fitness ball instead of a new chair.

when you know what a sem-pi is

you think you might have countchoculitus

You think Scrantonicity should be in the dictionary.

Anything you can not comprehend is incalcacable.

When "we didnt start the fire" comes on, you cant help singing "Ryan started the fire!"

That and Tiny Dancer, (You have won a tiny dunnnnnndieeee)
Oh and for the longesttime- but someone already said that

Hahaha-that has definitly happened to me!

I also think of the show when I hear the teach the children song by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young that Dwight and Michael did in the take your daughter to work day episode.

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Denise

OMG I know what you mean, anytime "we didn't start the fire" comes on, I can't help but sing the Office version!

you start laughing at very racy situations because you think of a michael scott comment

You want summer to just be over with already so you can find out what happens with Jim and Pam.

LMAO!! love it.


Ok this is sad but it's SO true. I don't think I can wait, I am already getting impatient.

...you know that "mung beans":
1) can be sprouted on a damp paper towel
2) are highly nutritious, and
3) smell like death.

When a co-worker does something off the wall you automatically look for a camera to look astonished into.

hahahahah! that's effin awesome!

Hear hear to that one! (newbie posting here bTW)

When you start calling "real" co-workers by their counterpart's name on the show. Come on, you know there is a Dwight in your office. LOL.

When you move your annoying co worker's deesk into the bathroom, and then call him.

you look for someone who is an assistant so you can add -assistant to the-, and smirk .
btw love all the responses! keep it going - thanks fat halpert

...you start saying things like gibbidi-bloop-bloop, which I now do. All the time.

You spend 10 minutes standing in front of the vending machine, because all you see are Dwight's stapler, nameplate, wallet...

i love this idea, im going to start doing that!!!!

...you are well aware that spontaneous dentohydroplosion is a very serious and grim prognosis

you refer to the former Mr. Christie Brinkley as "William Joel."

when you cover the sign on the ladies room to make your office have 2 mens rooms

When someone at work says something pertaining to anything of large size or can be miscontstrued as even remotely sexual..you hear a voice in your head say..."That's what she said..."

when you take a crap on your bosses floor !

kidding, ive never done that! i swear.

...I hear "Wildside" by Motely Crue and laugh my arse off thinking about Dwight in the stairwell during the evaluation episode.

When you sign greeting cards with Your name and company like Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.

You spend 30-60 minutes after the show ends discussing and analyzing what happened, as though the characters were real people.

30-60 minutes? It's been 4 days now...I guess those of us here who are still analyzing everything are beyond mere "fans"!

You start holding your business meetings at Chili's.

you giggle while trying to decide between plain white and three-hole punch paper for the copy machine.

You see the white man on the bathroom door and immediately think it's racist.

you've recently spent 10 minutes trying to pry somebody's phone handset apart.

Your favorite quote is Abraham Lincoln's, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."

you've started using the word "malfeasance."

You have already purchased a Christmas present for your boss. The "World's Best Boss" mug.

You laugh when your GM mentions downsizing and then form an alliance.

30-60 minutes? It's been 4 days now...I guess those of us here who are still analyzing everything are beyond mere "fans"!


Yup! Thats what I was going to say. Checking the boards after this long means we are all extreme fans. You know! More like stalkers.

I'm still in complete shock! I think I'm starting to get REALLY annoying cause I won't shut up about the kiss.
Also, today at the mall with my friends, "We didn't start the fire" came on, and I was going "RYAN STARTED THE FIRE," so loud people started to look at me. Luckily, all my friends are office- fans.
(BTW, Have tried the desk hiding prank at school. Moved my friends desk into the bathroom. Laughed my [censored] off when she looked around the room for it, pulled a Jim and just said, "Cold. Hot. VERY HOT." LOL!)

...you get home as fast as you can from school(work) to get on this message board and stay here ALL evening just to read all the comments and not miss one.

Yeah, this is totally me. I come home from school, get on the computer and immediately come here. (It's on my favorites menu.) Then I stay on here until either a family member tells me to get off or I can no longer stand the burning in my eyes from staring at the screen too long. (It's usually the latter, I might add.)

you're at work, and there is a "training session" on the new copy machine. you stand in the small copy room, looking around at the people who brought in paper to take notes, and want to laugh hysterically, feeling like you're in an "Office" episode.

You start thinking of which Dundie you'd give each of your co-workers.