"He's like Mozart, and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.."

Dwight K. Schrute

Typical that Michael got it wrong when he made that statement. "My Lips Are Sealed" was done by the GoGo's, not the Bangles. If corrected, he'd probably say "they were both chick bands, what's the difference?"

I know! He did the same thing last week with: "Let's Get it Started - Black Crowes"

Michael said it was the black crowes who did lets get it started? when was that i must have missed it.

Michael said it was the black crowes who did lets get it started? when was that i must have missed it.

Im not sure this is completely right, but ill try

Jim: Im just saying how do you know it wasnt you?
Dwight: That's ridiculous of course it wasnt me
Jim: Marijuana, is a memory loss drug, maybe you just dont remember
Dwight: Of course I would remember
Jim: Well how could you if it just erased your memory
Dwight: That's not how it works
Jim: How do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off! Im interviewing you
Jim: No, You said that i would be conducting the interview when I walked in here, now exactly how much pot did you smoke!?

And Dwight's face is pricless!

I also like this one

(Dwight is standing in the conferance room door with his volunteer sherrif deputy's outfit on)

Jim: You look cute today Dwight
Dwight: Thanks...GIRL!

Hilarious!

There are to many...but one with Micheal...

Kevin: WHat does that mean?
Michael: What does what mean?
Kevin: That thing you just said?

Walks away

Michael: Hey does it smell like updog to you in here?
Dwight: What's up dog?
Micheal: (laughs thinking he finally pulled off the joke)
Miceal: Nothin much how are you?
Dwight: *with a smile* Im fine how are you Micheal...

to many but here are just a few...

(Said to a certain Lan Jevinson):

"You are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez."

~ Michael Scott
Casino Night

Actually, he said, "Let's get it started. Black-eyed Crowes." Which makes it even funnier. :-)

He said it right after his little intro speech for Casino Night.

Meredith, mens room. Make sure you replace the urinal cakes!