Okay, your job is to reply with the first word or phrase that pops into your head after reading the post above yours at the bottom of this thread. Don't think about it - just reply with a word or phrase that comes to mind (keep it clean) after reading the word or phrase right above yours. Then the next person does the same thing to your post and so on and so forth. Don't TRY to be funny - just reply with the first thing that comes to mind and then the more that reply and the longer this thread gets the more interesting it'll be. And you can reply more than once but not to the same word/phrase. Here's the first one to build up on:

receptionist

Hussy

"Please don't throw garbage at me"

It's a guy thing, Pam!

Public candy jar on receptionist counter

where are all the black ones?

Is it cause I'm from the hood?

kelly can't leave diversity day "because then there's only one left."

**** n' Flicka

Secret hand shake

I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?

Flonkerton, sport of Icelandic Paper Companies.

thank you delegate from iceland

one side of the medal is gold and the other silver, so no cheating...

Blah, blah, blah, I want some coffee. Or perhaps a grilled cheese sandwhich.

Are you a 'bucks fan?

We both have to hear Dwight order deer urine over the Internet

It's been a bad day to not talk, Dwight has been walking around with a cup of his own urine all day.

Wash your hands Kevin.

He has to come out sometime. To go to the bathroom.
That's inappropriate Kevin.

i fell off the toilet. im stuck, im caught between the toilet and the wall
what do you need?
not you. go get pam

warmer, warmer.... cold, backup...

I've answered that question at least 100 times already!

I want him to have as much urine as he needs...."slurrrrrp"

Somebody making soup?

Cup o' Noodles!

i'm going wherever they value loyalty the most...

I've never owned a refrigerator before

I was in an iron lung

You've only grilled your foot

Pam! Come and Butter my Foot.
No
Ive got country crock!

I'm not gonna call jan, she'd just worry.

Nervous? No, I'm not nervous. Well, I mean I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I'm a little nervous. The new CFO is judging me on this too. And it is Michael. So yeah, I'm very nervous.

Casino night in the warehouse. Good sport.

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it, keep it happy, care for it, feed it...lovingly.

No cookie.
But what if I'm hungry?

I'll buy you a bag of chips.

French Onion?

naturally!

Kevin: "They have good bread."

Jim: "They have VERY good bread."

Maybe because we're downriver from that old bread factory...

Does he have access to their medical records?

yeast infections, maybe it's because we are down the river from that old bread factory

When they would run out of food, they would eat their young...*snicker* of course they didnt do that...no it never got to that...(somthing along those lines)

Us Shrutes are very thirsty babies

Can you bring us an Awesome Blossom, extra Awesome!

Remember to floss after every meal.

Apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off of other peoples tables

This says bushiest beaver

I'm a nightowl and an early bird. So I'm wise, and I have worms.