Gift-uniquely crocheted oven mitt from Phyllis for Michael for Christmas. The look on her face when Michael rejected it by suggesting a new gift exchange-Priceless! I felt so bad for her, but not as bad as when she reacted to Michael's gross "affection" in the Sexual Harrassment episode. "I" wanted to take a very long shower...he was sooo gross!

Honesty
Empathy
Respect
Open Mindedness

Islands in the Stream

Jim Halpert, Ladies and Gentlemen

Kill-joy: what Toby is to Michael

Lake Wallenpaupack

more...I wanna be MORE than that

"NARC, NARC, N A R C, rrrrr" Michael to Dwight in the Drug testing episode.

One Night Stand (Phyllis')

Prism Duro Sport

Ryan started the fire!

senpai--assistant to the sensei

Toy- as in Dwight's purple belt. "It absolutely is a toy"

undercover--Dwight's surveillance of Oscar's absence

Valentines day isn't over yet....

YUCK The thought of Roy saying that is horrible...and Pams look is priceless.

WLHUNG

?A real man makes his own luck.? Billy ZANE, Titanic.

yeast infections--from being downriver from that old bread factory.

a little out of order ('cause we skipped Y), I know, but this just cracks me up

Oops - sorry bout that!

A - You?ll notice I didn?t have anybody be an ARAB.

This says bushiest beaver...

and I'm impressed you came up with another "z", hotgirl!

Cats- "So are you going to Angela's cat party?"

Dwayne

e-vitation to Jim's BBQ

F = Fact: you have a better chance of being hit by a meteorite than eaten by a wolf

G=Googi...would you like some googi,googi?

health care plan- it really sucks.

I = I.D. badges are long overdue.

Jesus (Happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party is so lame.)

K = Goju Ryu KARATE

Last night, did you see trading spouses?

(or something like that )

M=Michael Jackson..This is Michael Jackson calling from Wonderland.

N = Northern Lights cannibus indica

Old days? What old days? (halloween)

P = Stop PamMSing!

Purses

Quiet, you!

Really need to do something about your b.o.

S = Spicy Curry

Tiny Dancer

uterus of meredith

T = Ti-tan-ic.

V = Vance Refrigeration

Whorish, e.g., the color green

X = I Xeroxed her driver's license.

"YES, why don't you go down to the parking lot and see if any of our guests parked in the handicapped spaces." Michael to Ryan in a deleted scene from Diversity Day.

Z = Zip it! Toby.

Amish. That's my family. I don't know where the Amish came from originally. Amland.

"bleep bleep"- Todd F. Packer

CRASH. When Dwight crashes into the pole and gets a concussion, trying to rescue Michael b/c of his "injury".

D = Ooh, double it. Double everything. Double ice cream. Double napkins. Double it