C - Cage Fight! They solve everything you know.

D = Do Not Erase (on the blackboard that Michael has just erased)

E is for E-Coli, which someone on the staff must have because they wanted it covered in the new health plan.

F is "Oh my God, Dwight's kindof my Friend!" -Pam, the Injury

G- guns, as in "I always start with a gun" and "Michael, give me all your guns"

disclaimer: haven't read this whole thread yet so if this has been said already, I'm sorry.


H--hooters, where michael takes jim out for lunch and they discuss jim's crush on pam.

I= inverted penis

J- Crappy old Jacket Jim got in Secret Santa from Creed

Katy, who shows up at the Office trying to sell purses.

L - Late for work. Dwight when he thinks it is Saturday...

M-- Meredith... mary had a little lamb... don't bring a lamb to work because it will poop on the carpet...

N is for the nymphomaniac convention in Todd Packer's joke.

O - Oh my God! The way Kelly starts most of her sentences.

P--pencils, as in the ones jim uses to defend his desk against dwight (which dwight them smashes)

Q - Queer -- Queer Eye . . . it's a very important show. MIchael's response to Jim refusing to punch him because he just got a "manicure."

R- recycled paper

S- SSSUCKKKAAAA!! (Yankee Swap)

T is for the tie that Michael wants to borrow from Ryan for his id picture.

U is for Up-dog. As in, "It smells like up-dog in here." "What's up dog?"

V-- for valentines day, when phyllis got a crapload of gifts (bob vance, vance refrigeration), angela got the key to something of dwight's, dwight got a bobble-head of himself, oscar got a gift and card from his "mom" (his partner) and pam got... ummm... not much.

W = Where can I put my terrarium?

X= Stanley's daughter says "Give me your phone number so I can teXt you".

Y--yogurt (mixed berry, of course...)

Z - "Real men make their own luck, Billy ZANE, Titanic"

A--"Artsy Fartsy" (pam in high school)

B--basketball, which stanley sucks at, and kevin is great at.

c- custardy...."I'll put you in custardy"

Did you get the package I left for you?

E-expo, as in "World Anime Expo" the shirt Dwight wears in the Basketball episode.

F- fake crying, I did not expect that.

"guys in the workplace"

H - Ho, Ho, Ho

I--"I don't believe you. Continue."

J = Jealous (when Angela sees Kelly kiss Dwight)

kreepy kevin

Leslie David Baker aka Stanley

M = Monkey Kidney...as in, 'go out and get yourself a monkey kidney.'

Nerd! When Michael says something like you guys would follow me to the ends of the earth just like that LOTR person and Dwight gives the name, Michael calls him a nerd.

O--Oscar's "sick" day

P - PaMSing

Q = Quick lighter used to light the Olympic 'torch' and the romantic candle for the rooftop dinner.

R = What RACE are you attracted to sexually?

S-"shatatatata, shatatatata"

T = tit-for-tit

J = Michael has his JEANS drycleaned.

U - umbrella (aided mind control)

V - Angela is a Vegetarian

L - Lampshade on the head at the Christmas party

W = warehouse
X = Ryan's proficiency in necessary skills = eXcellent
Y = if we get the city bid, we won't have to downsize & I can work here for Years. Years. YYYEEEAAARS.

SSSSSSucka!! Michael's response when Merideth traded for the oven mitt.