On last night's show (3.4.2004), Conan mentions something in his monologue regarding a "Bacon Shake" as a McDonald's joke. What he should know (Conan, hope you're reading this cuz you're gonna love it...) is that there actually is a franchise on this planet that makes "meat shakes." Check out
http://www.meatshake.com!!! They have places in CA, but most importantly, Brooklyn! Conan, keep in mind they only serve vanilla ham shakes during Christmas.

Hope you like this!!!
Sincerly,
Scott
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