ilovepam
Jun 4 2006, 12:51 PM
there are several different awards to give out:
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Best overall episode:
Best Jam episode:
Funniest Episode:
Most watchable Episode:
Best Jim Quote:
Best Pam Quote:
Best Micheal Quote:
Best Dwight Quote:
Best Jan Quote:
Best Stanley Quote:
Best Desk:
Most Awkward Moment:
Best Beginning to an Episode:
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ilovepam
Jun 4 2006, 01:01 PM
Best overall episode: Basketball
Best Jam episode: Booze Cruise
Funniest Episode: The Injury
Most watchable Episode: Casino Night
Best Jim Quote: I enjoy the tangy zip... of miracle whip.
Best Pam Quote: I think your thinking of the hunt for Red October
Best Micheal Quote: As a doctor you wouldn't tell you patient they had cancer.
Best Dwight Quote: Could you imagine if I was deranged?
Best Jan Quote: The Tsnami Relief "fun"raiser, which somehow, lost a lot of money.
Best Stanley Quote: Will Lady Luck give me a raise?
Best Desk: Dwight
Most Awkward Moment: Meredith's Birthday
Best Beginning to an Episode: The poppin of Dwight's Orb
DwightIsMyHero
Jun 4 2006, 01:53 PM
Best overall episode: Drug Testing
Best Jam episode: Casino Night
Funniest Episode: All of them...or Performance Review & Conflict Resolution
Most watchable Episode: The Injury
Best Jim Quote: No quote's *Jim's look to the camera*
Best Pam Quote: I wasn't expecting that (refering to Jim's fake crying) the way she says it is adorable
Best Micheal Quote: It's Incalculable
Best Dwight Quote: Quiet you! (to Michael's fake head)
Best Jan Quote: Do you have a light?
Best Stanley Quote: Sometimes women say more in their pauses than in their words, now lets listen to it again....its all about my bonus
Best Desk: odd question...pam's desk
Most Awkward Moment: Michael not having a surprise at the end of the day for everone
Best Beginning to an Episode: Don't know which episode but either the fitness orb one, vending machine, or updog one...
ilovepam
Jun 4 2006, 01:58 PM
In kevin's words.... Nice
DwightIsMyHero
Jun 4 2006, 02:13 PM
oh and to yours to...or to put it also in kevin's words...
That is so good...(instead of Michael) ilovepam
you should have also put favorite Kevin, angela, kelly, toby, ryan, creed, meridith, phyllis quote...ill do some now
Kevin: What are you guys doing? (referring to Angela and Dwights long stare)
Angela:To many to name...um probablly the whole scene with dwight the 'no cookie' or when she cries because she didnt know michael was going to play yankee swap...
Kelly: You mean Jim? (When Michael says that Jim is in love with a girl who he works with who is engaged...haha)
Toby: I didn't feel it was appropriate to invite children...well because there is going to be gambling, and alchol, and its in our dangerous wharehouse, and hooters is catering...do i need to go on?
Ryan:?
Creed:Who's cooking soup? or the whole mung beans dialogue..."i know exactly what he's talking about, i sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk, very nutricious, but the smell of death...
Meridith:?
Phyllis:?
Ill have to think up more for the question marks....
Oh and a couple more Micheal one's ...'i hate so much about the things you choose to be'...'that's what she said'...'i said not that'
wow there im getting carried away now!
ilovepam
Jun 4 2006, 02:17 PM
i tried to keep it simple, or I would get carried away way too easily
DwightIsMyHero
Jun 4 2006, 02:29 PM
haha i think you succeded, but i failed...hehe
mkkletti
Jun 4 2006, 03:30 PM
Best overall episode: Can't decide
Best Jam episode: Casino Night
Funniest Episode: Health Care
Most watchable Episode: E-mail Survailance
Best Jim Quote:
Funniest: "I wanna clamp Micheal's face in a George Forman grill."
Sweetest: "Hi"
Best Pam Quote:
Funniest: "You know what they say about car crashes, that it's so awful that you can't look away? Well, the Dundees are like a car crash where you wanna look away, but you can't because you're boss is making you."
Sweetest: "Yeah, I think I am."
Best Micheal Quote: "That's what she said"
Best Dwight Quote: "Leprosy, flesh-eating bacteria, hotdog fingers, government created killer nano robot virus."
Best Jan Quote: "You DO have coffee breath but I disagree about the B.O."
Best Stanley Quote: "I do not think that is funny."
Best Desk: Jim's and Pam's. (So many pranks were planned there.)
Most Awkward Moment: Pam and Phyllis after Pam asked if Phyllis knew of any secret office romances and Phyllis thought she was talking about her and Jim.
Best Beginning to an Episode: Performance Review
StanlytheManly
Jun 4 2006, 04:38 PM
Best overall episode: The Injury
Best Jam episode: Casino Night
Funniest Episode: The Injury
Most watchable Episode: The Fire
Best Jim Quote: "Right now this is just a job. If I move up in this company it will be my career. And if this is my career I will have to jump in front of a train." (Health Care. Been there felt that line before.)
Best Pam Quote: "I try not to bother him with stuff like that." (Shows how clueless she is about her relationship)
Best Micheal Quote: "That's what she said." (Love that joke, I hope they continue it next year.)
Best Dwight Quote: Danger. ("The Injury" the delivery was just perfect, I don't know how he kept a straight face.)
Best Jan Quote: "I wouldn't agree with the b.o. but you definately have coffee breath." (Preformance Review)
Best Stanley Quote: "It looks like mailboxes etc." (The Injury)
Best Desk: Pam (Her's is the biggest and she can goof off without anyone seeing it.)
Most Awkward Moment: Dwight asking Toby about the female anatonmy.
Best Beginning to an Episode: Casino Night
DwightIsMyHero
Jun 4 2006, 05:03 PM
PamHalperty i liked how you did the funny quote, and the sweet quote! everyone should do that from now on...
JimHalpertIsLife
Jun 4 2006, 05:05 PM
Best overall episode: Booze Cruise
Best Jam episode: Dundies (we dont know how casino night ends)
Funniest Episode: Take your daughter to work day
Most watchable Episode: Email Surveillance
Best Jim Quote:
Funniest: Jim Halpert. Who is this? (health care)
Sweetest: I have no future here.
Best Pam Quote:
Funniest: I think youre thinking of the Hunt for Red October.
Sweetest: It was a good day. I dont know... it was a good day.
Best Michael Quote: I dont wanna work. I just wanna bang on this mug all day.
Best Dwight Quote: Mmm. Hello little one. You are the future!
Best Jan Quote: No. (when michael asked about what transpired between them in the parking lot of the chili's)
Best Stanley Quote: She's in middle school.
Best Desk: Kevin (M&Ms are to die for

)
Most Awkward Moment: "The only thing i'm worried about.. is gettin' a boner"
Best Beginning to an Episode: Wow.. booze cruise, casino night, or dwight's speech , OR the fight
i keep changing!
misshedwig
Jun 4 2006, 05:08 PM
Best overall episode:Health Care
Best Jam episode:Casino Night
Funniest Episode:ALL!!!
Most watchable Episode:ALL!!!
Best Jim Quote:'I'm going to be the preetest girl at the ball'(Hot Girl)
Best Pam Quote:'Please don't throw garbage at me'
Best Micheal Quote:'I am not your boss.Lady fortune is your boss!'
Best Dwight Quote:'I'm Micheal's wing man'
Best Jan Quote:'Why did I get mixed up with Micheal?'
Best Stanley Quote:'Can lady fortune give me a raise?'
Best Desk:Dwight's. He's got all those bobble heads!
Most Awkward Moment:Jam kiss
Best Beginning to an Episode:Halloween
DwightIsMyHero
Jun 4 2006, 05:08 PM
[quote]Best Dwight Quote: Mmm. Hello little one. You are the future!
Best Jan Quote: No. (when michael asked about what transpired between them in the parking lot of the chili's)[quote]
you beat me on these two, they are waaayy better!
JimHalpertIsLife
Jun 4 2006, 05:10 PM
Haha.. i thought it through very thoroughly
DwightIsMyHero
Jun 4 2006, 05:12 PM
well you did a good job, there are just so many that its hard...and then there are alot where its not just the one person, other people are involved, but kudos to you!
JimHalpertIsLife
Jun 4 2006, 05:20 PM
haha- thanks!
i keep editing mine. i changed the best ending of an episode, best michael quote, and i added a sweet quote to jim and pam.
ilovepam
Jun 4 2006, 05:26 PM
It's a pandora's box of options, so try not to open it...
mkkletti
Jun 4 2006, 05:31 PM
too late
DwightIsMyHero
Jun 4 2006, 08:14 PM
haha yes, to late, im going to edit mine later...but im getting kicked off the computer, ill be on later...dont worry...haha...i've been on these boards almost all day, so i guess i should take a break
ilovepam
Jun 4 2006, 08:17 PM
I know the feeling...
JenniferJuniper7
Jun 5 2006, 12:18 PM
Best overall episode:The Dundies
Best Jam episode:E-mail Surveillance
Funniest Episode:The Alliance
Most watchable Episode: The Finale
Best Jim Quote: Is your password Frodo? Did you just change it to Gollum?
Best Pam Quote: I don't want anyone at my wedding who's called me a hussy.
Best Micheal Quote: I will use you when it's baseball season my friend. Or boxing.
Best Dwight Quote: The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies
Best Jan Quote: Are the cameras in your office now? ......*click*
Best Stanley Quote: I do not think that is funny.
Best Desk:Pam's, she can do anything back there and be incognito
Most Awkward Moment: The moment after Michael "X-punked" Pam
Best Beginning to an Episode: Jim popping Dwight's exercise ball.
I have to add my favorite Ryan quote - "Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration." Ryan - "What line of work are you in, Bob?"
hillabeans26
Jun 5 2006, 12:57 PM
Did you notice...if you've never seen the show before but were reading this thread, none of this would seem funny. Just proves how great the show is! They can make it funny when someone just says "No."
JenniferJuniper7
Jun 5 2006, 01:04 PM
Right! Or how romantic a "Hi" can be. This show is awesome! I can't figure out why I love it so much but I do, I just can't help myself! I've never been so obsessed over a show and its characters before. But if I have to have an addiction, this is definitely a good one to have right?
ilovepam
Jun 5 2006, 04:21 PM
It's like one giant inside joke.... I love it...
letsgotochilis
Jun 6 2006, 07:28 PM
Best overall episode: The injury
Best Jam episode: Casino Night
Funniest Episode: The Injury
Most watchable Episode: The iNjury (im a big fan of it)
Best Jim Quote: Dwight was carrying around his own pee and was dressed like a village person (Drug Testing)
Best Pam Quote: its an epidemic
Best Micheal Quote: thats what she said
Best Dwight Quote:Ryan started the fire!
Best Jan Quote:happy birthday. (sarcasm)
Best Stanley Quote:
Dwight: can you come with me?
Stanley: No.
Best Desk: dwight
Most Awkward Moment:michael kisses jan
Best Beginning to an Episode: dwight's orb ggets popped
ngould
Jun 9 2006, 09:54 AM
Best overall episode: Conflict Resolution
Best Jam episode: Diversity Day
Funniest Episode:The Injury
Most watchable Episode: Drug Testing
Best Jim Quote: "No, you said that I would be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?"
Best Pam Quote: "I find that hard to believe considering that you have a problem with everyone in here except bobblehead joe."
Best Micheal Quote: "It's amazing what the human body can do when you have a powerful brain" (Ryan really just put asprin in his pudding, as you would with a dog)
Best Dwight Quote: "It had to be official and It had to be urine."
Best Jan Quote: The look she gives that camera after she kisses michael on valentines day
Best Stanley Quote: Now you really have to listen to the pauses, play it again and really listen to the pauses... In fact, I did learn that in the ghetto... It's all about my raise
Best Ryan Quote: The look he gives the camera after Dwangela fight over the cookie.
Best Desk: Dwight, I love jello and bobbleheads.
Most Awkward Moment: Michael thinking that Kevin's negative skin cancer test meant he had skin cancer
Best Beginning to an Episode: Drug Testing
jamalot
Jun 9 2006, 10:01 AM
Best Ryan Quote: The gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams! (The Injury)
walter212
Jun 9 2006, 12:06 PM
Best Jim Quote: Dwight tried to kiss me. . . And I didn?t tell anyone, cause I?m not really sure how I feel about it.
TheOfficeTemp
Jun 9 2006, 12:15 PM
Best Episode - The Injury
Best Michael Quote - That's what she said.
Best Jim Quote - It's actually Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday. So THAT'S what I'll be working on the rest of the afternoon.
Best Pam Quote - Please don't throw garbage at me.
Best Dwight Quote - I don't believe you. Continue.
Best Toby Quote - Okay, that's a good rule of thumb. Basically act everyday like Pam's mom is coming in.
Best Phyllis Quote - Even one night stands?
Best Kevin Quote - I drew my own name in the Secret Santa gift exchange.
Best Comedic Sequence - Dwight being taken to the hospital in the Injury.
TheOfficeTemp
Jun 9 2006, 12:50 PM
Sorry - did it wrong - do over.....
Best overall episode: The Injury
Best Jam episode: Performance Review
Funniest Episode: The Injury or Basketball
Most watchable Episode: All of them.
Best Jim Quote: "Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday. So THAT is what I'll be working on the rest of the afternoon."
Best Pam Quote: Please don't throw garbage at me. (to Michael in Basketball when he throws a wad of paper at her)
Best Micheal Quote: "That's what she said" or "Awesome Blossom, extra awesome."
Best Dwight Quote: "I don't believe you. Continue."
Best Jan Quote: "That's right, Michael. You can't say "anything"." (in Sexual Harassment episode)
Best Stanley Quote: "Looks like mail boxes etc"
Best Ryan Quote: "I don't want to be anything here. Like Pam likes cats. I don't want to be anything here." in The Fire.
Best Toby Quote - "Okay, that's a good rule of thumb. Basically act everyday like Pam's mom is coming in."
Best Angela Quote - "I would take the Da Vinci Code book to burn it" on desert island game on The Fire.
Best Desk: Pam.
Most Awkward Moment: Jim being called into Michael's office from the conference room on Halloween when Michael takes off the other head and closes the blinds and it goes to commercial. OMG.....I was like - are they going to fire Jim????? Noooooooooooooo!!!!
Best Beginning to an Episode: The Fire - with Ryan in Michael's office going over an evaluation form that the temp company wanted him to fill out to see how the temp is doing.
Funniest: "All office romances? Even one night stands?"
Sweetest: I can't remember the last time a man made me dinner - referring to the grilled cheese sandwiches Jim made for them to eat on the rooftop watching Dwight and his fireworks on "The Client" episode.
Best Comedic Sequence - Taking Dwight to the hospital in the Injury.
Best Song - "Ryan started the fire"
Best Quote After the Song - "I can't believe I started the fire."
PhxRocks
Jun 9 2006, 03:30 PM
Best overall episode: The Injury
Best Jam episode: The Client (Dinner on the roof)
Funniest Episode: The Injury (I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me)
Most watchable Episode: Basketball
Best Jim Quote:"I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."
Best Pam Quote:"The thing about Jim is, when he's excited about something like the office Olympics, he gets really into it, and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here, so, that hardly ever happens."
Best Micheal Quote:"Chili's is the new golf course"
Best Dwight Quote:" Michael is gonna wipe the floor with us."
Best Jan Quote:"What kind of trouble are you planning on getting in Michael?
Best Stanley Quote:"Mail Boxes, Etc"
Best Desk: Michaels
Most Awkward Moment:The end of Health Care. Michael had no surprise
Best Beginning to an Episode:Jim popping the orb.
Bailey08
Jun 9 2006, 03:59 PM
Best overall episode: The Injury
Best Jam episode: E-mail Survailence
Funniest Episode: The Injury
Most watchable Episode: The Injury, I guess!
Best Jim Quote: I love his facial expressions the best, but my favorite quote would have to be when he was imitating Stanley- "Why do you keep CCing me on things that have nothing to do with me." Or when he said "Too late, Kev." when talking about liking mom's.
Best Pam Quote: You know what they say about a car wreck that's so awful you can't look away? Well the Dundies are like a car wreck that you wanna look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
Best Micheal Quote: That's what she said.
Best Dwight Quote: It is going to be censored, so I'll just say it was the "Human Anatomy" sequence with Toby.
Best Jan Quote: I don't have a favorite quote, but the part when she was disgusted with herself for packing an overnight bag in the finale was good.
Best Stanley Quote: I do not think that is funny.
Best Desk: Pam
Most Awkward Moment: Pam getting "Punk'd" by Micheal
Best Beginning to an Episode: The Pyramid scheme
rherbst99
Jun 30 2006, 06:30 PM
Best overall episode: N/A
Best Jam episode: Drug Testing
Funniest Episode: Conflict Resolution
Most watchable Episode: Valentine's Day
Best Jim Quote: Dwight, I've always been your biggest flan.
Best Pam Quote: By saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her in the face
Best Micheal Quote: There's no exception for someone with a concussion
Best Dwight Quote: Question: do their pizzas play DVD's?
Best Jan Quote:
Best Stanley Quote: Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?
Best Desk: Dwight
Most Awkward Moment: Dwight and Angela talking about cookie.
Best Beginning to an Episode: Booze Cruise
lolllilove
Jul 2 2006, 09:25 AM
Best overall episode: Drug Testing
Best Jam episode: Casino Night is pretty obvious, so I'm gonna say Michael's Birthday
Funniest Episode: The Injury
Most watchable Episode: ALL OF THEM!!

Best Jim Quote: "You know a ton of 14 year old girls?" --i just love his expression when he says this to Michael!!
Best Pam Quote: "Please don't throw garbage at me."
Best Micheal Quote: "Quit Pam-M-S ing!"
Best Dwight Quote:"I can't! Do you want us to run aground woman!?" ---booze cruise, to Angela
Best Jan Quote:"Below par' means worse. Wait, that should mean better-- that doesn't make sense."
Best Stanley Quote: "That little girl is a child! I don?t want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I?ll help you find it, whatcha looking for, ain?t nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he?s not going to help you, if you don?t stop sniffing after my child!"
Best Desk: the accounting staff's one- i love that partition thing for some reason
Most Awkward Moment: Michael talking about that guy in the wheel chair--- "...it was the first thing you noticed when he rolled in here!"
Most Awkward JAM Moment- the infamous 27 seconds of silence on the Booze Cruise
Best Beginning to an Episode:The Injury, Michael's phone call w/ whole office/ Dwight, you forgot your bumper!
JimHalpertJr
Jul 2 2006, 05:26 PM
Best overall episode: The Alliance
Best Jam episode: Booze Cruise
Funniest Episode: The Dundies
Most watchable Episode: Office Olympics
Best Jim Quote: I thought you were making up diseases... that's spontaneous dental hydroplosion. (Health Care)
Best Pam Quote: No, I didn't tell them that you cooked your foot. (The Injury)
Best Micheal Quote: I am collar blind. (Boys and Girls)
Best Dwight Quote: Why Jim, is it because you know I love count chocula? (Health Care)
Best Jan Quote: Why did I hook up with Michael? (Casino Night)
Best Stanley Quote: Will Lady Luck give me a raise? (casino night)
Best Desk: Dwight
Most Awkward Moment: Jim picking up Pam. (The fight)
Best Beginning to an Episode: Jim pops Dwight's ball
ajdarp
Jul 2 2006, 07:03 PM
Best overall episode: Michael's BDay
Best Jam episode:Casino Night-by far
Funniest Episode: Conflict Resolution
Most watchable Episode: Drug Testing-Dwight in tight pants, hey im a headrosexual but that is HOT
Best Jim Quote:Dwight tried 2 kiss me
Best Pam Quote:Why would you want 2 raise your cholesterol
Best Michael Quote:If i step on a mine in Scranton PA. and die you can have my job
Best Dwight Quote: Where is my desk?
Best Jan Quote: Do you have a light
Best Stanley Quote: I do not think that is funny
Best Desk: Dwight's-killer bobble head
Most Awkward Moment: During boys v girls when Roy approachs jim about his crush on pam
Best Beginning to an Episode: the fight when jim hids dwights desk in the mens room-COLDER
Narc-Kevin remember the the narc bit-that is awesome
Scrantonicity is better than coldplay-no lie
scranton_represent
May 1 2008, 04:18 PM
Best overall episode: The Injury
Best Jam episode: Chair Model (When Jim was bending down to...tie his shoe)
Funniest Episode: Dwight's Speech
Most watchable Episode: The Client
Best Jim Quote: "He's got a knife!"
Best Pam Quote: "He said Mixed Berries? Oh, he's on to me".
Best Michael Quote: "BFD, engaged ain't married"
Best Dwight Quote: "Keep It Simple Stupid...great advice, hurts my feelings all the time".
Best Jan Quote: "That's what she said...oh, now I'm saying it"
Best Stanley Quote: "I'm not disabled and niether are you."
Best Desk: Ryan's old one, nothing on it.
Most Awkward Moment: When Pam is told Hannah's baby is actually a boy
Best Beginning to an Episode: Jim imitating Dwight
Lenny9987
May 2 2008, 09:07 PM
Best overall episode: Chair Model
Best Jam episode: Money
Funniest Episode: The Injury
Most watchable Episode: The Injury
Best Jim Quote: "I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill"
Best Pam Quote: "Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day everyone harasses me as a joke"
Best Michael Quote: "I want people to be afraid of how much they love me"
Best Dwight Quote: "The eyes are the groin of the head"
Best Jan Quote: "I know it's your job, I know you have to ask, but I promise you I'm not going to discuss it with him, I'm certainly not going to discuss it with you. Do you have a light?"
Best Stanley Quote: "I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for someone else in this office besides myself. Game on."
Best Desk: Pam's (it's like a fort)
Most Awkward Moment: Michael and Dwight trying to hoist Tony onto the table in The Merger
Best Beginning to an Episode: faxes from Future Dwight
avilslare
May 17 2008, 11:28 AM
Best overall episode: Valentine's Day
Best Jam episode: Dinner Party
Funniest Episode: The Coup
Most watchable Episode: Traveling Salesmen
Best Jim Quote: "And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass, Beasly."
Best Pam Quote: "Yeah, I think I made the right choice."
Best Michael Quote: "Okay, you are never going to believe this. The girl in the video we're watching that Corporate gave us... Darryl banged her! Aaand he's about 90% sure."
Best Dwight Quote: "Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
Best Jan Quote: "I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude, and, and, and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way, and, and I don't agree about the b.o., but you are very, very inconsiderate."
Best Stanley Quote: "Three hundred and sixty four days till the next Pretzel Day."
Best Desk: Dwight
Most Awkward Moment: In "Diwali" when Michael tries to kiss Pam.
Best Beginning to an Episode: The beginning to "Dwight's Speech" when Michael and Dwight are tossing the football around.
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