hrdrockdrummer
Jun 14 2006, 05:02 PM
i need a new screen name that relates to the office, but i dont want some stupid "officefan1222" type thing.
hamandcheese
Jun 14 2006, 05:04 PM
easy. just watch any episode of the office, and find a word or something in a joke or reference and use that.
VietNamSounds_1
Jun 14 2006, 05:09 PM
suggestions:
CannabisIndica - Creed from Drug testing
PinkTheColor or PinkThePerson - Kelly
Mifflinite
WLHUNG
PaperCut
Jun 14 2006, 05:14 PM
I just joined up and, momentarily, wrestled with the same prob. (I wanted "3HolePunch" so bad, but it was taken.)

Just roll the show back and forth and look for some key phrases, places and props....something fun will click.
Happy hunting!
Diapers
Jun 14 2006, 07:00 PM
These may not be too good or may be taken. Just riffin' here.
Nickels
Fire Guy
Sebring
Pam Pong, Flonkerton, Hate Ball - Any of the Olympic events.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration - My Bobby
Umbrellakenisis - I'm kinda proud of that one.
All In
PhoneWelt
Catered By Hooters
Two Milks
Gourmet Hot Dog
BlackEyedCrows
Yeah I'm Pretty Good - I Suck
HotDogFingers
Bobblehead Joe
I Do Not Think That Is Funny
Sbarro
Smiling Chimp
We Sit Close
Hot Sauce
Mung Beans
M'Nerds
Really, the sky's the limit. And it doesn't even have to be related to the show.
Diapers
Jun 14 2006, 07:26 PM
Sorry for double posting. I'm on a roll now.
Second Drink
Extra Awesome
Thank My Keds
Question
I'll be back with more in a little while.
PaperCut
Jun 15 2006, 02:32 AM
Yer on a roll, Diaper!
I was just rewatching an episode and rehowled at poor Michael's poorly chosen screen name: littlekidlover
Don't recommend any one else use it, but it is absolutely hilarious nonetheless!
JenniferJuniper7
Jun 15 2006, 09:28 AM
I think I've seen a Littlekidlover somewhere on the boards. A W E
S O M E
eardoc2000
Jun 15 2006, 09:36 AM
How about I feel God in this Chili's or Thirsty babies
RadHalpert
Jun 15 2006, 10:38 AM
FatHalpert
SlimJIM
Dundieallstar
ThirdBookNo
BringItBeesly
DwightsDojo
LanJevinson
CodenameRemax
Scrantonicity
PuteminCustardy
The list goes on . . .
vbarkley
Jun 15 2006, 11:43 PM
Yeah, I picked my name before I was on the boards much, and did not realize the great creativity involved in choosing an office worthy name. However, I think I'll just stick with what I have.
Diapers
Jun 16 2006, 12:14 AM
WinWinWin
Creed's Toe
KurtNotFart
These are all from the finale 'cause I'm watching it right now.
Great Philanderer
Roulette Expert
Eva Perronne
Afghanistinannis
Cesar Chavez
Mini Fridge
Til Death Do Us Rock
DropADuece
NewYorkGirl
Local Flavor
You could mix it up with:
The Hot Guy or Fire Girl
This is super easy. Just watch an episode a pick a quote. When in doubt, pull a Dwightism.
HomeFlavorCarol
Jun 20 2006, 10:51 AM
I would have used 'Dwigt' if I were a man (which I am not).
PaperCut
Jun 20 2006, 12:26 PM
Hey, hrdrockdrummer...I see lots and lots of good offerings concerning your new-identity dilemma. I also noticed you haven't paid any attention whatsoever.

Yeah, Carol, I'm really surprised nobody (including me) has grabbed "Dwigt". It's a classic!
hrdrockdrummer
Jun 20 2006, 02:37 PM
QUOTE
Hey, hrdrockdrummer...I see lots and lots of good offerings concerning your new-identity dilemma. I also noticed you haven't paid any attention whatsoever.

Yeah, Carol, I'm really surprised nobody (including me) has grabbed "Dwigt". It's a classic!
don't worry, i've been reading them through everyday. I didn't really have much to say about them I actually tried to get Lan Jevinson and Codename Remax but they were already taken. but don't worry your messages are not going unread
grapesoda
Jun 20 2006, 04:15 PM
I picked grapesoda as my screen name because Jim and My deep and profound love for said beverage. (see The Secret)
I wish I was drinking one right now.
CountChocula
Jun 20 2006, 04:24 PM
If I had to pick a new name, I would go with:
RRRROCKit!
I think I peed a little the first time I heard Michael say it on Booze Cruise..
jamalot
Jun 20 2006, 04:36 PM
QUOTE
I think I peed a little the first time I heard Michael say it on Booze Cruise..
At least you didn't drop a deuce!
Speaking of which, How about "somebodymakingsoup"?
AgentMikeScarn
Jun 20 2006, 09:32 PM
Here are just a few suggestions...
Packer
WhackyPack
Packster
FundelBundel
Samuel.L.Chang
ThreatLevelMidnight
Malfesence
PermenantMisbehavoirFile
Spamster
WhatsUpDawg?
WorldsBestBoss
CaptinJack
ImADundieWinner
SecretSignal
Those are just a few the screen name has to be between 3-16 characters long. So AgentMichaelScarn was 1 to long.

Plus that eliminates some of my suggestions.
CubeDweller
Jun 20 2006, 10:07 PM
I have one!
CupofNoodles (just watched e-mail surveillance again).
Maybe it's already taken, I don't know.
msiegal
Jun 20 2006, 11:30 PM
What's most important is that your screen name shows people exactly where your priorities lie.
Diapers
Jun 21 2006, 12:17 AM
ClownPaint!
We could all take a lesson in comedy from LKL.
I'm pretty sure I've seen some postings from a Dwigt.
PaperCut
Jun 22 2006, 03:44 AM
hrdrockdrummer, I resurrected this thread just so you could finally end your identity crisis with....
MrPoop
Yer welcome
Roy_Anderson
Jun 22 2006, 11:35 AM
I think you should go with....
Jim is dead
Jim will be dead
RoyRocks
Halitosis Halpert
I hate Jim
Get you lips off my woman you dirty b@stard
Halpert is my corpse
Black eyed Jim
Halpert smells
Jim sucks
Jim cant even keep a decent woman like Katy
Jim is after your mom
Mom lover
Momma's boy
Jam sucks
Ram Rocks
i could totally beat up jim
Just wait till i get my hands on you jim
jim is a man ho
jim has the hiv
jim has herpes
HerpesHalpert
Human Papaloma Virus Halpert
Stinky Pete
Communist Jim
Nazi Halpert
French Jim
Jim is Ugly
What kind of a haircut is that
Crybaby Halpert
Fascist Jim
Halpert or Halsuck
Jim or Jisuck
Jim is a beeotch
Jim is a homosexual
Jim is dating kevin
Jim kissed Dwight
Stay away from Pam, Jim
Ive got a gun in my truck
Ive also got a shovel
You want me to go all jimmy hoffa on your arse?
Aids Jim
Jim=the clap
siph Jim
Anal Fissures Jim
These are a few of the choice names still left.
I have more, but that is enough for now.
Don't make me unload more on you Jim!
CountChocula
Jun 22 2006, 02:19 PM
O.K., I lovelove Jim, but this made me laugh so hard, my assistant poked her head in my office and looked at me funny.
Roy_Anderson
Aug 23 2006, 01:08 PM
here we go. who else has any ideas?
ddker
Aug 23 2006, 01:27 PM
I like Pam 4.0
If I were to ever change mine to be 'Office' related, I'd probably use that one.
MelloJello_resorbed
Aug 23 2006, 01:30 PM
(Roy, you have inspired these)
WeekendJim
little_game_hater
Roy's_cuter_but_poopier
Roy's Package 2small
Stapler
Aug 23 2006, 01:33 PM
Normally when you try to come up with a new board name, screen name, or e-mail address, everything is taken! I like simple names, easy to remember and spell, and got lucky the day I signed up for these boards.
The image of Dwight's stapler in Jell-O came to mind but I kept it short and sweet with just Stapler. Then I searched Google Images for a picture of a stapler and found that nifty red one. Viola! Easy as that.
Officionada
Aug 23 2006, 01:41 PM
Every time I read "Stapler" I hear Dwight telling Jim "It's in my purse!" So, I chuckle every time I see one of your posts.
pam-pong
Aug 23 2006, 05:39 PM
Yeah, diapers, pam pong is already taken. I'm glad I made such an impression on you, lol.
Anyway, when I wanted an Office themed name, I tried to think of things from the show I thought were funny. This was the first good one that came to mind and I was so sure it would be unavailable. I just got lucky.
threeholePUNCH
Aug 23 2006, 05:45 PM
QUOTE (ddker @ Aug 23 2006, 01:27 PM)

I like Pam 4.0
If I were to ever change mine to be 'Office' related, I'd probably use that one.
I love that name! I often refer to things as "4.0" or "6.0"
Cindysoffice
Aug 23 2006, 05:56 PM
QUOTE (VBARKLEY @ Jun 15 2006, 11:43 PM)

Yeah, I picked my name before I was on the boards much, and did not realize the great creativity involved in choosing an office worthy name. However, I think I'll just stick with what I have.
I picked my name early on, too. After seeing so many COOL ones related to the show, I think I might also have to consider changing. Is it lame to do that?
Dunder Milflin
Aug 25 2006, 08:33 PM
analfissuricity
ilovepam
Aug 26 2006, 12:05 AM
"Dunder Milflin"... BINGO!
VietNamSounds_1
Aug 27 2006, 03:34 PM
Jim-bag
Supersix4
Aug 27 2006, 05:21 PM
theBobbleHead
assistantsensei
iPam (My sister and I actually made a backstory to that, a Paper Assistant Machine)
dwigt2
Aug 27 2006, 05:07 PM
Ram-Jam
For those of you who can't decide between Roy and Pam or Jim and Pam.
AND
if your a fan of the song Black Betty.
mkkletti
Aug 27 2006, 06:06 PM
I don't wanna sound conceited but I think mine's pretty cute. PamHalpert, you gotta admit it's got a nice ring to it.
VietNamSounds_1
Aug 27 2006, 06:18 PM
QUOTE (PamHalpert @ Aug 27 2006, 05:06 PM)

I don't wanna sound conceited but I think mine's pretty cute. PamHalpert, you gotta admit it's got a nice ring to it.

Um, yeah, we all like our screen-names... that's why we picked them. I think the point is to offer UNUSED names...
I could be wrong though and this whole thread could just be a pat-yourself-on-the-back echo chamber...
pennpaper
Aug 27 2006, 06:43 PM
I agree that this is not a pat-yourself-on the back thread but noone said it isn't a pat-someone-else-on-the-back thread. I have to complement VNS for his location. That is very clever.
pianoliz
Aug 29 2006, 12:23 AM
QUOTE (grapesoda @ Jun 20 2006, 03:15 PM)

I picked grapesoda as my screen name because Jim and My deep and profound love for said beverage. (see The Secret)
I wish I was drinking one right now.
I pondered for quite awhile on what name would be fitting and also went with a Jim favorite also. I don't think I could have the same one everyday, but they are good every now and then.
chrysler_sebring
Aug 29 2006, 02:39 AM
Justdoit
drugmule
Motzart'sFriend
Bucks
BrandonLee
to name a few
Gareth_Schrute_1
Aug 29 2006, 03:17 AM
I kinda regret mine. I did get a dundie for it, but still.
oh, oh vns- a better location:Mrs Scott's vaginal canal.
Angela_Martin
Sep 13 2006, 05:57 PM
Angela Shrute
Diapers
Sep 13 2006, 06:19 PM
QUOTE (pam-pong @ Aug 23 2006, 05:39 PM)

Yeah, diapers, pam pong is already taken. I'm glad I made such an impression on you, lol.

I believe you owe me some sort of commission. I posted that back in June, before we had the option to edit. You joined in August. One cent per post sounds reasonable to me. I'll give you an address to mail that sack of pennies to.
stefkstef
Sep 13 2006, 06:22 PM
How about what we have all done in anticipation of Sept 21? "DunderLust"!!!!!
rherbst99
Sep 13 2006, 07:39 PM
I was amazed that my name hadn't been taken.
Diapers
Sep 14 2006, 12:44 AM
QUOTE (BiggestFlan @ Sep 13 2006, 07:39 PM)

I was amazed that my name hadn't been taken.
Somebody got that one back in June.
chrysler_sebring
Sep 14 2006, 01:18 AM
I wish now that I could have picked Brandon Lee but chrysler sebring has sentimental meaning.
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