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This is for you kjmom....and katrina376 (there spying on Steve/Patch taking a shower.....they have popcorn and daquris......
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Thanks for starting this - I was just about to lol!
Like kjmom said - no binoculars needed *wink wink*
Like kjmom said - no binoculars needed *wink wink*
*sniff* I can just smell his shampoo! Yummy!
Kjmom and Katrina, Can I have some popcorn and daquiries, too? I think Steve could be enough eye candy all on his on.
Yummy - he is lathering up
~~~~~happy dance~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~happy dance~~~~~~~~~
Sure! There's enough Steve for us all to optically partake of! Enjoy and help yourself! It's Salem after all...we have an endless supply of everything. The Dacquiri's and popcorn will never run out!
here you go - passing a daiquiri your way
What kind of soap is that? It has too many bubbles! I can't see the good stuff!
Hey, can you believe he showers with his patch on? *giggle, giggle*
Hey, can you believe he showers with his patch on? *giggle, giggle*
hmmm, yeah! I think it's time they give him a scene without his shirt. I have seen enough of Lucas.
Thanks for the daquirie!
Thanks for the daquirie!
man he is like sooo umm what's the word to describe him?!?!
i'm hiding in the bushes w/ kjmom,katrina376 and Robbi can't forget her! ....we have popcorn and daquris too! What fun!
i'm hiding in the bushes w/ kjmom,katrina376 and Robbi can't forget her! ....we have popcorn and daquris too! What fun!
Powerful, god-like, awe inspiring, dark-haired Adonis...take your pick...they all fit.
so glad you've joined us - you are right kjmom - too many bubbles - rinse them away please....
YUMMY that is the way I describe him.
I wonder if he would mind if I just took this garden hose over here and sprayed them away? Oh! Nevermind! There....they....go...WOW!!
OMG - even better than I imagined
I feel faint
I feel faint
pass some popcorn....this is the Movie of the year...Shower Action: Starring the Patchman!
And the award for Best Shower Scene goes to...I can't believe it! Steve "Patch" Johnson for "I'm Spying On Patch in the Bushes: A Popcorn/Dacquiri Flick"! This is truly unexpected!
I've recovered from my fainting spell.
Popcorn is on its way over to you.
Standing ovation for Steve "Patch" Johnson.
Popcorn is on its way over to you.
Standing ovation for Steve "Patch" Johnson.
ROTFLMAO... u guys are too funny....
oh yeah! I'M here! :-)
too much HEAT for such a HOT day today though, now I need a COLD COLD shower but THANKS ya'll! :-)
too much HEAT for such a HOT day today though, now I need a COLD COLD shower but THANKS ya'll! :-)
good job Steve! That must of been really hard...taking a shower and all. *Pass a daquri please...* isn't this great?
*giggle* I think he's giving us a standing ovation!
Everyone is welcome - popcorn & daiquiris all around!!
We do have the garden hose if you need to cool down after watching him in the shower
We do have the garden hose if you need to cool down after watching him in the shower
I'm in need of a little spritzing myself! Pass the garden hose please!
Do you think he knows that we are here??
I don't care lol - thanks for the standing ovation Steve!!
(I am definitely buying my hubby an eyepatch to wear)
I don't care lol - thanks for the standing ovation Steve!!
(I am definitely buying my hubby an eyepatch to wear)
yes,we might need that hose....
I brought some chocolate anybody want some...how about you ,Steve? *guess he didn't hear me*
I think he knows we're here. What man stays in the shower that long unless he knows he's being ogled by a bunch of women in their late-twenties, early-thirties, who are acting like a bunch of love-crazed teenagers?
(lol...if Stephen Nichols is reading this, we love you! You are uber hot! Even though you are the same exact age as my daddy!)
(lol...if Stephen Nichols is reading this, we love you! You are uber hot! Even though you are the same exact age as my daddy!)
I'll take some chocolate - wait - it's melting from the heat!!!
Getting mighty hot in here
Throw the melted chocolate on Steve so he'll have to shower again!!!
Getting mighty hot in here
Throw the melted chocolate on Steve so he'll have to shower again!!!
If he's got melted chocolate on him, I got dibs to lick it off! Make sure you aim it just right, katrina376!
LOL - you are probably right - he knows we're here.
(And I've heard that Alison Sweeney reads this message board - wonder if she'll see this thread & tell Stephen Nichols that he has to read it. If you do read this Stephen Nichols - I love you - you started my addiction to bad boys - lol)
Now - back to the shower scene.
(And I've heard that Alison Sweeney reads this message board - wonder if she'll see this thread & tell Stephen Nichols that he has to read it. If you do read this Stephen Nichols - I love you - you started my addiction to bad boys - lol)
Now - back to the shower scene.
maybe we should take some water make mud and throw it on him...that way he has to take another shower....
oh i've got great aim kjmom 
lol...then you know where I want it!!
Yummy...chocolate covered Steve...a delicacy in Salem!
Yummy...chocolate covered Steve...a delicacy in Salem!
oh I hope they don't read this......I would be soo embaressed...even though they don't know me!
Oh I hope he does! And I hope he responds!! Wouldn't that be so cool!!
Yummo
I hope that he does read it & it would be awesome if he mentioned it in his blog!
we would be famous wouldn't we?
* I guess I am fine if they read this or if SN writes this in his blog* If he does post it ok?
* I guess I am fine if they read this or if SN writes this in his blog* If he does post it ok?
Okay - now back to the shower.....he's soaping up again after detaching kjmom from him....
lol...I can just picture it!
"All right, so on the NBC site they have this message board. There are several threads dedicated to me, but one in particular is very amusing. It involves three (I'm assuming) lovely ladies who are pretending to be in Salem watching me shower while hiding in the bushes drinking Strawberry Dacquiri's and eating popcorn. They throw melted chocolate on me to lick off and then make mud to throw on me to make me shower more. I don't know whether to be flattered or to get a few restraining orders against them! I think I'll be flattered!"
"All right, so on the NBC site they have this message board. There are several threads dedicated to me, but one in particular is very amusing. It involves three (I'm assuming) lovely ladies who are pretending to be in Salem watching me shower while hiding in the bushes drinking Strawberry Dacquiri's and eating popcorn. They throw melted chocolate on me to lick off and then make mud to throw on me to make me shower more. I don't know whether to be flattered or to get a few restraining orders against them! I think I'll be flattered!"
kjmom you okay?? **Now he knows we are here...lol**
This is quite fun....can't believe he wears the patch to shower....how about to bed? Does he wear it at night?
This is quite fun....can't believe he wears the patch to shower....how about to bed? Does he wear it at night?
Oh yeah...I'm good! I bet he does wear it to bed. That is so hot!
LOL,I can believe he would be flattered.....us watching him and all...
LOL - he does wear it all the time.
Like I said I'm gonna get my hubby an eyepatch, now I'm gonna have to send him into the shower wearing the eyepatch, while I eat popcorn, have a daiquiri & eat chocolate.
Like I said I'm gonna get my hubby an eyepatch, now I'm gonna have to send him into the shower wearing the eyepatch, while I eat popcorn, have a daiquiri & eat chocolate.
No, put the chocolate on him! Super yummerfuliciousness!
I wonder where we could get the eyepatches?
I wonder where we could get the eyepatches?
I'll have to start looking around online - too bad that halloween is so far away
True...maybe a pharmacy would have them?
LOL.....that would be too hilarious if he looked like Steve
Now back to the Shower scene...
He might be older....but he sure does look good for his age....so YUMMY!
Now back to the Shower scene...
He might be older....but he sure does look good for his age....so YUMMY!
He's like a fine wine...just gets better with age!
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