Leonid: He was amazing. Reminded me of Bowie. I hope he does great things and makes it far.

Shadow Dancing: What the hell was that? I understand strange, and weird, and kinda crazy... But what the hell was that?

Brandy: All of the judges suck. I'm not being picky. I just don't like them.

Snow White: I think she was attractive. I see why it was offensive. That other guy posted a myspace link to the real show, so go look at that.

William J. McGowan: He was awesome. He sucked, but he was awesome. I really do want him to sing at my wedding.

Monkeys: Hey... I like 'em.

Monkeys: Hey... I like 'em.

ME TOO....LOVE THEM EVEN.

Speaking of monkeys...

And actually National Geographic...

The television is on the NG channel and they're doing some animal thing.

Monkeys (chimapanzees, specifically) engage in actual chimp on chimp warfare. They said, "Humans kill other humans for fun. Now we know that chimpanzees do it, too..."

Dun, dun, dunnnernernl;aksdfja8swta .

I like penguins more, though.

I'm off to bed, but I leave you with this:

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/imag...tt=175&ei=UTF-8

Oh my god!

You are an amazing amazing person, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise.

That is the best thing ever.