They have to give out $1,000,000. They promised. So here is my theory:
The drama will come at the end of the season when all of the acts left to pick from are so bad that it will be impossible to pick a winner. There will be a crisis because there won't be anyone that the audience and public feels is worth a million bucks. Then, miraculously, one of the acts will improve with some intensive practice sessions with Cowell and they will sweep in, save the show, and earn the prize.

Or they'll wage war and kill all of the acts for being terrible.

My theory of why you think all the acts suck:

You're unwilling to admit a lot of people disagree with you, and more to the point you can't handle the fact that you can't do anything about it. We pretend we're the voices of the world and that by saying something at least something will have been said, but it's all just white noise anyway. So you've got some acid to spew; that's okay. Let it out. Just promise me that it will mean you'll calm down, and maybe come to accept that (at least some of) your opinions are not the majority.

It's an interesting theory, I'll admit, and if you're right I'll apologize... but we all know you're just frustrated. And that's okay.

It's all okay.

The supportive mom ftwwwwww

Two points of contention;

1) What does ftw mean? I know fwiw... are you mocking me? You don't seem the type. I just don't know how to handle irate people except to counter them at their base and understand their feelings. I make trolls melt that way. You should see their eyes floating in steaming goo, it's so adorable.

2) I'm a guy. Dang it, do I write... femmy or something? This is like the third time someone's thought I was a woman. Do I need some super-masculine alias? 'TestosteroneMaker1773'... I don't see it.

Um... actually, no.

You were just... y'know... "It's gonna be okay, blah blah" so I thought of the supportive mom role.

ftw means "for the win". I don't know what fwiw means.

I'm not mocking you at all, just... wasting my time, really.

Heyo~