I thought I'd start a new game. We've been having so much fun with the Q&A trivia chain, I thought it would fun to put a new spin on trivia and focus on the characters. Instead of questions we'll post character descriptions in the first person. It'll be fun to guess who belongs to each description! Any character is game, even if they are not part of the regular cast. Descriptions can come from character quotes, mannerisms, outward appearance, personality traits, etc. The sky's the limit. I'll start us off with a super easy one to get the ball rolling.

I believe bubble wrap is an effective way to bandage a burned foot. Who am I?

When you respond, be sure to post a new description for us to play with! It works the same way as the Q&A trivia chain. I anxious to see how funny and creative these get. We have so many witty people on this board! Have fun!

Michael, of course!!!

Here's the next one:
I like the tangy zip of miracle whip...

This is so much fun!!

Stanley!

"I would bring the movie Ghost, but just that one scene..."
Who am I?

That one is confusing, because Jim says it, but he is impersonating Stanley. We have no idea if Stanley actually ever said that or not, or Jim is just saying a tagline of a commercial to be funny.


Oh, oops- Meredith!


I come in early because I like to set the temperature of the office on the cool side.

Oscar

i suspect the bread factory upriver has something to do with the high incidence of yeast infections in Lackawanna county

Question: Dwigt?

I enjoy stealing.

Dwight

I can't get Michael to stop calling my cell phone. Who am I?

I enjoy stealing: Creed

I can't get Michael to stop calling my cell phone. Who am I?: Ryan

Who has a secret crush on Roy?

Madge.


I don't like it when people talk too loud in the morning.

the lights are kinda bright too. I'm Meredith.

I am the future, accoring to Dwight.

Sasha.

I thought the "Financial Presentations" on Valetine's Day was just a meet-and-greet type of deal.

Craig - or Craigers as Michael calls him.

I had all the clovers at Casino Night

I'm Phyllis.

Next: I think Ryan is really dorky

I'm Melissa, Stanley's daughter.

I'm telling Meredith that Mr. Poop called me a horrible little latch-key kid.

Meredith's son (can't remember his name, gasp!)

I was really depressed. When I learned that Dunder Miflin had no adequate resource & referral services, I took matters into my own hand.

His name is Jake, which is also my brothers name, but my brother is 19 or 20 and acts nothing like that.

New description:

I've been in Michael's office in just my underwear.

Meredith.


I despise fitness orbs.

Jim

I was once refered to as "mother goose" and i kick a$$ in flonkerton

Phyllis

And Dwight is actually the one who was in Michael's office in just his underwear. Remember, he slept over waiting for Michael to return from his meeting with the Client. He ran in Michael's office and looked out the window in his undershirt and underwear. Meredith still had her pants on!

I sometimes hide under my desk when I'm on an embarrassing phone call.

Michael

I had Scoliosis as a girl.

Phyllis

I hate when people take more than one piece of candy.

Angela

Im not really good with kids

Michael

PS: The answer to the "I was depressed & took matters into my own hands" question is Tom, who worked in accounting up until a year ago before he shot himself.

I have a sister named Lorissa.

Jim

My mom lives 2 hours away from Scranton.

Pam's Mom.

I have sap all over my shoes.

Angela

I hate when people don't regard Safety has a priority like I do - plus I hate it when people SSSHHH me.

Angela.

I didn't beleive that someone like Dwight Shrute actually existed, until I met him in person.

John's roommate.

I had a one night stand and the whole office knows about it.

Phyllis


"Shhattattatta, Shattattatta, Shattattatta, Shattattatta"

JIM's housemate is named Mark.
The one who isn't really god with kids was Pam, because she said this, Michael is more subjective.
The one whose biggest priority is safety and who hates being shushed was Darryl.

Michael

"But what if im hungry?"

Dwight

I find Michael irresistable when I drink.

Primarily Jan...but Meredith had her moment at Christmas.

Michael and I did not get off to a good start.

The IT guy (did we ever learn his name?)

I prefer the cookies and cream variety of ice cream sandwiches.

Ryan

I have never pooped a balloon.

LOL The IT guy in Email Surveillance!

Dwight can't be fired when he is inside me.

The Van.

I have never pooped a balloon.

I think its Oscar.

I wanted to hold the limbo bar before Dwight.

Meredith.

I volunteered and attempted to do the Chris Rock routine, but was cut off by my boss.

Kevin

I like Auntie M (spelling?) pretzels.

Kevin

I was the first one to "out" the Dwigt & Angela relationship.

Pam.

I saw Jan get out of the cab the next morning as I was walking into the building.

Kelly is actually our pretzel girl (see Drug Testing)

Back to CookieCookie's description:
I was the first one to "out" the Dwight & Angela relationship.

Angela

PS: The camera man was the first one to 'out' D&A (member when he motioned to Pam to see Dwigt eating the BabyRuth).

I have anal fissures. Yech.

Sorry for the double post, but I know this one!
Dwight

I picked up Michael's dry cleaned jeans at the cleaners.

Kevin.

I was told to take off my stockings during the fire.

Kelly

I own an appliance store.

Bob Vance

"1234" is an ingenious password for me.

Michael

I once accidentally put Hot Sauce on a hot dog.