If you don't know, it's three lines, 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables.
Here's one to start:
Sith Lord's killer blow.
His enemy hits the ground.
"I am not a monk..."
Full Version: Office Poetry: Haikus
Pam crying on tape
Who will save her from this fate?
so Jim just kiss her!
I think it sucked
Who will save her from this fate?
so Jim just kiss her!
I think it sucked
I think it was good. 
And where did you get your avatar, its so cool.
And where did you get your avatar, its so cool.
I agree, that was a pretty good one.
Here's another:
Our purpose in life?
The answer is quite simple-
To watch The Office.
Here's another:
Our purpose in life?
The answer is quite simple-
To watch The Office.
Jim Calling Clients
Pam's Shining countenance glows
Much paper is sold
Pam's Shining countenance glows
Much paper is sold
hahaha, nice, very nice
The phone rings once, twice.
Dwight answers it, unaware.
And now his head hurts.
The phone rings once, twice.
Dwight answers it, unaware.
And now his head hurts.
Jim loves Pam Beasely.
He says 'I'm in love with you.'
Hope Pam says it too.
This is my first Haiku since junior high. Is it right?
He says 'I'm in love with you.'
Hope Pam says it too.
This is my first Haiku since junior high. Is it right?
Dwight to Mordor Gone
The three thousand cash with him?
Time will tell you know...
Phyllis and Bob Vance:
Vance Refrigeration Man.
A most cool couple
Ryan: Not thinking.
Hook Up on valentines' Eve?
Kelly: Set for life?
The three thousand cash with him?
Time will tell you know...
Phyllis and Bob Vance:
Vance Refrigeration Man.
A most cool couple
Ryan: Not thinking.
Hook Up on valentines' Eve?
Kelly: Set for life?
Couldn't be any more right.
That's a good one, too.
That's a good one, too.
Jello of Yellow
Dwight's second stapler within
Jim: Mike's biggest flan.
Dwight's second stapler within
Jim: Mike's biggest flan.
On the Schrute beet farm.
Some noises from within. Ohh...
Stupid teenagers.
That ohh is like an ohh of revelation, not like moaning, haha, just for clarification.
Some noises from within. Ohh...
Stupid teenagers.
That ohh is like an ohh of revelation, not like moaning, haha, just for clarification.
QUOTE (samuelLchang @ Jul 14 2006, 02:35 PM) 
That ohh is like an ohh of revelation, not like moaning, haha, just for clarification.
Good thing you told us;
What might we have thought of you
Samuel L Chang?
Jim Said Mixed berry
Their Stars are crossed for TV
Pam he still loves you.
Volunteer Sherriff
Bobblehead Inspiration
Mate With Angela
Yeah, you like that high quality poetry
Their Stars are crossed for TV
Pam he still loves you.
Volunteer Sherriff
Bobblehead Inspiration
Mate With Angela
Yeah, you like that high quality poetry
In his grampa's tux.
Dwight goes to Casino Night.
How'd he dig it up?
Dwight goes to Casino Night.
How'd he dig it up?
QUOTE (jimrox @ Jul 14 2006, 03:39 PM)
Good thing you told us;
What might we have thought of you
Samuel L Chang?
What might we have thought of you
Samuel L Chang?
I know it, jimrox.
A quick addendum saved me
From a life of shame.
=)
Um, anyone else incredibly retarded like me that he or she has to count on fingers to get to the right number of syllables?
Hahaha, oh yes.
I'm sure I've been getting weird looks behind my back as people pass by my cube, because I've been writing these things all day (not just for on here).
I'm sure I've been getting weird looks behind my back as people pass by my cube, because I've been writing these things all day (not just for on here).
QUOTE (CookieCookie @ Jul 14 2006, 02:49 PM)
Um, anyone else incredibly retarded like me that he or she has to count on fingers to get to the right number of syllables?
Counting on fingers?
Why do you not use your toes?
Are four toes too few?
beesly and halpert
casino night confession
now it is out there
phyllis wants to know
what about a one night stand?
did or didn't she?
abandoned infant?
just meredith on the can
dwight is scarred for life
what is that i smell?
is somebody making soup?
no, but it does rhyme
dwight is being teased
a love for count chocula
becomes a disease
stanley's daughter texts
date with ryan at jitters?
have you lost your mind?
that is my daughter
she goes to catholic school
i'm taking it down
(is that one verbatim? it has to be close)
casino night confession
now it is out there
phyllis wants to know
what about a one night stand?
did or didn't she?
abandoned infant?
just meredith on the can
dwight is scarred for life
what is that i smell?
is somebody making soup?
no, but it does rhyme
dwight is being teased
a love for count chocula
becomes a disease
stanley's daughter texts
date with ryan at jitters?
have you lost your mind?
that is my daughter
she goes to catholic school
i'm taking it down
(is that one verbatim? it has to be close)
awesome blossom is
not awesome but extra awesome
chilis is golf course
no cookie for dwight
but what if he is hungry?
angela says no
( i like the last one:))
not awesome but extra awesome
chilis is golf course
no cookie for dwight
but what if he is hungry?
angela says no
( i like the last one:))
Capt. Jack, a Fartface.
Michael is locked in the Brig.
Dwight's at the fake wheel, Dummy.
Michael is locked in the Brig.
Dwight's at the fake wheel, Dummy.
QUOTE (samuelLchang @ Jul 14 2006, 02:46 PM)
I know it, jimrox.
A quick addendum saved me
From a life of shame.
=)
A quick addendum saved me
From a life of shame.
=)
It's rigid like jinx
How you answer on this post
Haiku: only way!
QUOTE
And where did you get your avatar, its so cool
It was a Office board I used to go to...
When you click the link at the top there is a drop down, instead of smiley avatars click THE OFFICE... there are a bunch, this site doesn't support multiple framed avatars though...
Office
A package he left.
Todd Packer's pile of ****.
Mike's office, stinky.
Todd Packer's pile of ****.
Mike's office, stinky.
this thread isn't dead
i've been sneaking them into
post number nineteen
i've been sneaking them into
post number nineteen
What...Kevin... cancer?
No, It is but a wierd mole
hey, Kev, Livestrong!
No, It is but a wierd mole
hey, Kev, Livestrong!
Every time he types
Diapers will appear on screen
Time to report Jim
Daily Dwight complains
Unreported malfeasance
Wants to transfer Jim
Dwayne today not Dwight
Five bucks paid everyone off
Totally worth it
Of course it will work
Cage match time in the office
Time to make a change?
Diapers will appear on screen
Time to report Jim
Daily Dwight complains
Unreported malfeasance
Wants to transfer Jim
Dwayne today not Dwight
Five bucks paid everyone off
Totally worth it
Of course it will work
Cage match time in the office
Time to make a change?
With one small "Hi" or
"Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim"
Jim captures our heart
"Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim"
Jim captures our heart
In honor of "27 seconds of silence", etc.:
More often than not
it's all in their expressions
words are not needed
More often than not
it's all in their expressions
words are not needed
Receptionist Pam
What a decision to face
Which one: Jim or Roy?
I tried? Haha
What a decision to face
Which one: Jim or Roy?
I tried? Haha
Words from me - rended
Funny: Office posts must be
No puns intended
Funny: Office posts must be
No puns intended
QUOTE
dwight is being teased
a love for count chocula
becomes a disease
a love for count chocula
becomes a disease
hahaha, classic
Dwight's wallet, J1.
How did Jim pull that one off?
Oh yeah, mind control.
I crave The Office.
My love for this show is so
incalcacable!
My love for this show is so
incalcacable!
Michael's dilemma-
"Two Queens on Casino Night,"
Toby wins with Jacks.
"Two Queens on Casino Night,"
Toby wins with Jacks.
Meredith mixes
The drink - vodka induced sleep
Blissful afternoon.
The drink - vodka induced sleep
Blissful afternoon.
Oscar's dark secret-
Ice skates and shopping bags show
Oscar was not sick.
Ice skates and shopping bags show
Oscar was not sick.
Pencil fortress does
defend, demarcates desks well.
Stapler smotes down all.
defend, demarcates desks well.
Stapler smotes down all.
QUOTE (ilovepam @ Jul 14 2006, 05:56 PM)
It was a Office board I used to go to...
When you click the link at the top there is a drop down, instead of smiley avatars click THE OFFICE... there are a bunch, this site doesn't support multiple framed avatars though...
Office
When you click the link at the top there is a drop down, instead of smiley avatars click THE OFFICE... there are a bunch, this site doesn't support multiple framed avatars though...
Office
Animated gif?
Check avatar size - must be
Ninety by Ninety.
Blue exercise orb
Can improve much in your life.
Scissors are its bane.
Can improve much in your life.
Scissors are its bane.
Michael Gary Scott
A "gentleman and scholar"
Our Favorite Boss
1st one, hopefully better to come
A "gentleman and scholar"
Our Favorite Boss
1st one, hopefully better to come
i'm coming michael
dwight you forgot your bumper
is it vomit-proof?
kevin is worried
must delete a lot of stuff
or be caught perving
jan from corporate
she is no longer a gould
drinks are on michael
our foe, office max
running us out of business
will scranton branch close?
dwight you forgot your bumper
is it vomit-proof?
kevin is worried
must delete a lot of stuff
or be caught perving
jan from corporate
she is no longer a gould
drinks are on michael
our foe, office max
running us out of business
will scranton branch close?
How long could it take?
Stanley have the peach iced tea
you're gonna hate it!
Stanley have the peach iced tea
you're gonna hate it!
Michael understands
the thing about cage matches:
The cage MUST open.
(I'm taking Diaper's "vomit-proof" haiku to the desert island with me - too funny! (so many others are too!))
the thing about cage matches:
The cage MUST open.
(I'm taking Diaper's "vomit-proof" haiku to the desert island with me - too funny! (so many others are too!))
Trying again...
Angela and Dwight
Pseudo hidden love affair
What will happen next?
Michael takes Control
Complete chaos will occur
Dunder Mifflin screwed!
Angela and Dwight
Pseudo hidden love affair
What will happen next?
Michael takes Control
Complete chaos will occur
Dunder Mifflin screwed!
One George Foreman Grill.
Smell of bacon summons him-
Michael cooks his foot.
Smell of bacon summons him-
Michael cooks his foot.
I'm brand new to the boards, but this thread is so unique, I thought it'd be great to get my feet wet here. So here goes...
Michael is confused
it's James Dean, not Luke Perry
On mom's gift to him
Michael is confused
it's James Dean, not Luke Perry
On mom's gift to him
Oh boy I am bad at these...
Jim and Pam in Love,
But Pam is to Wed a Fool,
Steal her away Jim
Jim and Pam in Love,
But Pam is to Wed a Fool,
Steal her away Jim
Do you read GQ?
I do. A purse is like a
Briefcase. But smaller.
Coins in the handset
One by one - they weigh it down.
Then they are gone. OUCH!
halpert is mine - welcome - great thread for your first post, but some of the ladies around here (not me) may have something to say about your name!
I do. A purse is like a
Briefcase. But smaller.
Coins in the handset
One by one - they weigh it down.
Then they are gone. OUCH!
halpert is mine - welcome - great thread for your first post, but some of the ladies around here (not me) may have something to say about your name!
blue-ish and green-ish
filled with memories and fun
a cardless teapot
I've been everywhere today. From sappy and romantic to giggling at poop jokes, to yelling at the neighborhood kids for posting too loud. Somebody buy me a drink so I can punch you in the face, tell you I love you and start crying.
No, it's not a case of the Mondays. Okay, Maybe.
is stacey aware
kevin likes the thermostat
set at sixty-nine?
on the office board
production time is wasted
creating haikus
filled with memories and fun
a cardless teapot
I've been everywhere today. From sappy and romantic to giggling at poop jokes, to yelling at the neighborhood kids for posting too loud. Somebody buy me a drink so I can punch you in the face, tell you I love you and start crying.
No, it's not a case of the Mondays. Okay, Maybe.
is stacey aware
kevin likes the thermostat
set at sixty-nine?
on the office board
production time is wasted
creating haikus
A Dundie Award
for the busiest beaver?
Phyllis is Bushy.
for the busiest beaver?
Phyllis is Bushy.
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