... to me. If munderdifflin refuses to be our punching bag, them i will accept the responsibily by posting stupid posts and having everyone focus their rage unto me. Fire away.

The next two sounds you will hear are you getting punched...and then you hitting the floor.

Boy, have you lost your mind? Jesus can't even help you now.

Oh my God. I can't be mad at you...that is too dang funny! If the real (fake TV) Roy showed such humor, Jim would have an actual fight on his hands.

Ya know I heard that if you watch Sexual Harrassment backwards Michael says:


"John Krasinski got stabbed..."



It's kinda funky sounding though.

Wow, that scared me... But I'm not mad, just happy that he's not dead and will continue to please PAM for years to come... behind Roy's back!!

i have to agree with you ilovepam. Visiting jims grave will give her some chuckles. Also she will take pleasure in the satisfaction that she made the right choice by going with Roy.

Roy, the only objection I have is that shouldn't your post read "Jim Halpert is Dead"? After all, if you are Roy (not David) and the object over which you are fighting is Pam (not Jenna), shouldn't you be out to kill Jim not John?

And in another post, you mentioned you are in Phoenix...you're not the serial shooter they're looking for, are you? If you see Jim Halpert's face everywhere you look and are thusly driven into a mad, homicidal rage, you should seek medical advice. There's a pill for that kind of thing.

there also is a serial rapist/killer out here too. So... Catch twenty-two.

John is DEAD???

That would be the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.

Haha, very funny, CC!


Haha, very astute, Offi!

MelloJello with a zinger.

Does this thread even have a point, lol?

Jim isn't dead. I don't think Roy would be that cruel to kill Jim because of him & Pam!

NO WAY.

Your nobility has "kamakazi" written all over it, brother Roy. But I still salute you as you embark on your self-induced suicide mission.

However, knowing the protective nature of Jim fans, I fear that your demise will be anti-climatic...and that you'll only end up buried in Jello.

God's speed, Roy.

i didnt say that roy killed jim. Jim just happened to die. Its a big mystery.and There was a point to the post. Read the first post.

everyone pay attention to the main topics.
We are about to learn some privilaged information. Lets see how many people fall for it.

Roy,
a) You are on to something ABSO-FRUITLY BRILLIANT.

2) Can you imagine Michael giving a eulogy? I suspect it would invariably turn into a much self-congratulatory diatribe sprinkled with just a few mispronunciations, with a posthumous Dundie and a final wish for Jim to Fleece It Out.

Posthumous Dundie - It bears repeating

Oh, and Michael would definitely ask the mourners to join him in a prayer. Something to the tune of:

"The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. want. wanton soup, that's what I want for lunch.
He maketh me to lie down in la la la, bee-boo-beep, BOINK!, and something else.
He restores something, which I forget. And, he leadeth me in the paths of righteousnessecity.
Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Dolls, I will fear no evil, like Meredith topless or on the can or my satanic Foreman Grill.
Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me (that's what she said).
And to the repubic, for which it stands. One nation. Under God (and Bob Hope and probably Bono). Individable. With libraries and injustice for all.
God bless us, everyone-cuz God so loved Tiny Tim that he fixed his leg and gave him a turkey. Ok, let's get outta these monkey suits, turn our frowns upside down and hit Chilis. "

I am laughing so hard at the thought of this eulogy that I've got extra awesome blossom coming out of my nose. Good One.

I so hope the writers are reading this. Even a "good bye good luck Jim" party if he transfers could have the most painful Michael moments ever.

JOHN IS THE WALRUS

CUKOOCACHOO!

bump

Nice bump. I love it Roy!

How dare you sir. You're gross.




(I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS WHEN I SAW THIS THREAD.THEN I SAW WHO POSTED IT. GOOD ONE, ROY.)

Chicks and their microscopic bladders.

What the? Too funny, Great Phil!

one word
two syllables

Kegel

Just you wait. Some time in the not so distant future, you won't think of leaving the house without knowing where all the bathrooms within a 50 mile radius are.

I saw that on a commercial.

Roy, all your threads need to come with the tagline "Disclaimer: Pointless drivel." And I mean that in the nicest possible way. (Not really.)

I'm not worried. When you're a man the world is your urinal.

GP, you have been warned. . .

I have a somwhat/very off topic question:

Is the kid from Boy Meets World dead? I've heard that rumor a lot recently.

Oh, and while I'm on the random questions topic, are they making Napoleon Dynamite 2? I heard that rumor also .

John Krazinski is DEAD!!!!!!

You are a sad little man.

You are a mentally ill suicidal teenager

No, but thanks for playing.

I dunno. Just seemed like the appropriate time to resurrect this thread.

If he's dead, can we still blame Jim Halpert for stuff in the other thread?

Absolutely. Jim Halpert made me pull the muscle in my back that makes the cocktails not just a thematic nicety but a medical necessity tonight.

I am reading The Historian, about Dracula. Jim is not dead. Never will be.
But you can blame him for any neck pain you might be having, or a desire to sleep during the day and fly at night.

Great book! I finished it over Christmas...I won't tell you how it ends...

Oh, and in case anyone wonders about O-H's signature line, she's the one on the left...I'm on the right. (It can be hard to tell us apart, I know. )

Of course, you know by now that Jim Halpert is 'second in command' of the burger joint in Michigan where Elvis is working...

Exactly where is this burger joint, Jazzman? If it's within an hour - ok four hours, I'm taking a road trip.

Jim and I have some things to discuss.

I was scared when I read this title. What a waste of a click.