my list of uses for the the human grub,surrendering french thing, victories conolly, lyposuction jabba the hut costome that could be used in skits:

1.lyse of conans hair
2.Dying earth worm thanks to global warming
3. The newest companion to "turrets syndrome mr hamburger", the "just out of new orleans soggy fry"
4. what star jones would look like if she was white and got a lyposuction.
5. the alien that abducted Max
6. the monster on the "missplaced" skit on conans desk
7. The crappy missile that north korea shot and blew up in mid flight
8. The newest series of cuban cigars
9. the blunt of a high jamacan
10. the cartalige taken out of dick cheny's bad arteries

...more to come...

Have you ever considered a career in comedy writing? Seriously though, those were really good.

Oh yeah, a lot of those were awesome

I like the Soggy Fry and Dick Cheney's artery build-up the best. Send them in!

those were really good. can we really send this to the show and we could get a pin.

i have an idea but it probably sounds stupid. but it just popped up in my head.

U know how tom cruise and tomkat whatever her name is. and how no one has seen the baby. he could say that the baby didn't come out the way they thought it would be and didnt look cute like other celebs babies. and . the whole nbc studio come up with what the baby might look like. and mention that a silent birth and scienology could have effected the look of the baby.

I assume so!

because i saw the episode and he had the address to send it to. did anyone get the address

The grub worm-> surrendering croissant -> cannolli -> Jabba the Hut at "college weight" costume reminds me of an intestine. I think they should put a huge red pompadour hairstyle on it and call it "Colon O'Brien" in honor of Rectal Health Month.

Looks more like something excreted by the Sears Tower wearing Sears clothing when it heard of a possible terrorist attack.

I just came up with a few ideas for new costumes...

Ol' Gabby... the Chuck Wagon Grub Worm

Lil' Orphan Embryo... the Lonely Larva

Chester Stink Worm... the Colostomy Bag Parasite

Residue Randy... Don King's Stoned Scalp Maggot

Snippy McTipp... Tommy Lee's Circumcision Leftover

Colon O'Brian... the Presidential Butt Worm

Scotch Flannigan... the Drunk and Surly Tape Worm


Dan-S *I must be sick*

After thinking about it, maybe "Lil' Orphan Embryo... the Lonely Larva" is a bit too much.

How about:

Lil' Morphin' Orphan... the Lonely Maggot

Lil' Morphin' Annie... the Brave Little 'Captin Crunch' Mealie Worm

2nd one was funny

Ok kids, y'all are so full of ideas! Send them to the show!


Grub Man Costume Ideas
c/o Late Night with Conan O'Brien
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, NY 10112

edit - sorry, addy was wrong!

send mine in, take my ideas, i dont care

I don't think that's the point. Just copy and paste your ideas, print them, stick a whole 39 cent stamp on an envelope, and mail them in! Come on, I know you can do it!

Is ANYONE going to send in any ideas?

Thanks for the address!

I'm sending in the ones I posted along with a few others I came up with.

I WANT that friggin button!

Dan

I'm going to send these two ideas in:

1. IMMIGRANT TEQUILA WORM MARCHING FOR CITIZENSHIP.

2. SUSPECTED TERRORIST SLUG BEING TORTURED WITH SALT.

NICE

Nice ones Augie

Guess the only way I'm getting that button is if your letter gets lost in the mail...

Those are some good ideas!

Dan

Thanks everyone!

I think those ideas are great robertbobby I got the address for the ideas and its
late night with conan obrien
(say grub man costume ideas or something)
NBC 30 Rockefeller Plaza
NewYork City, NY 10112

I mailed my idea in and they my post office sent it back i dont know why they just did I think its becuz MY CITY SUCKS! but any ways i hope you get that pin

Hahahah stupid me someone already gave the address ...hehhe

send mine in someone, ive got no time to

I have too much time on my hands, which leads to lots of cost cutting (hopefully) ideas:

1) the ugly monster that President Bush thinks is under his bed. He nicknamed it Dick Cheney.

2) Evil Puppy's sidekick Heartworm Dude.

3) A tequila bottle worm.

4) On If They Mated: Michael Jackson and Star Jones.

5) What Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Boyles look like from a distance when they're having .

6) A fill-in for Max Weinberg, so Conan and the Grubman can have even awkward-er conversations.

7) School cafeteria leftovers rejected by Kirstie Allie.

Sorry this is completely off topic but XxIrishAtHeartXx are you actually Irish or just "Irish"? Just wondrin!!

Nah I'm a complete and total mutt. Part Russian, Austrian, Romanian, Hungarian and other stuff. I'm just having an Irish Identity crisis. 100% Conan's fault : ) I even dyed my hair the same color as his and put brown eyeliner for freckles on my face. Lame, I know.

Oh no its quite alright! I dyed my hair that colour too just to be like him! (It got his attention which was awesome!) But in fairness Im Irish so its really the color my hair should be Im just really weird! lol
Welcome to the Boards Hope you enjoy the Conan love! Always nice to have someone else who loves the way of the ConeZone
Oh Josh Ritter thats who that big crowd of people were around outside 30 Rock!! I didnt recognise him then but I do now! (sorry Im watching Late Night and posting cos if I pay full attention to Conan my brain will overload and explode from excitement!!!!

Everyone's weird. Normality isn't normal. I love your ink by the way.

Im normal! Its the rest of the world that's skrewed up!!!
Oh my tattoo? Thanks a million. I must say I love it myself! In honor of the greatest show ever! It has some other meanings too but Late Night is the reason I chose it and then after lookign at it for a while the other meanings just kinda fell into place which was handy! I have to show it to Conan before I leave New York!!

Where'd you get it done? I want a couple of Conan - related tats.

Yo don't leave my 'hood without saying goodbye to me fool

Wow I'm so not ghetto.

In a place called Zulu Tattoo's back home in Dublin. Oh are you a New Yorker? Please dont speak ghetto to me! Im whiter than Conan so I'll just get confused!!!
Where are you from in New York? Im over here for the summer just to be closer to Conan and see as much of the show and show related people as humanly possible!!! Im not kidding you thats the only reason I chose New York! I do love this city but I only ever came to it in the first place to try see Conan!!!!

Sorry i promise to cease the ghetto talk from now on : )

I live a few miles away from Manhattan. I try to go as often as I can. I am a New Yorker, yes indeed. Been here my entire life, I'm a fourth (or fifth depending on who you ask) generation New Yorker. Wow. I can count to five. yay!

I'm whiter than Conan too! I bet I wear more makeup than you and him combined.

Oh no trust me you havent seen the amount caked on my irish melon!!! Its scary!!!
Im Irish but I think Im a New Yorker at heart! Im in love with this place!!!
You can count to 5!?!?! Wow!!!! I want to learn that... I can count to 3 and then I tend to get lost... I wish I lived that close to New York all the time. Currently Im a 15 minute train ride from 30 Rock but when I go home the trip is considerably longer. Lets see 3 hour checkin + 2 hour stopover + 8 hours on the plane + 1 hour taxi ride= One H.ell of a commute to the show!!!!
So Im making the most of my proximity to Conan while being here!!!
Unfortunately my constant presence at 30 Rock and my inability to keep my mouth shut means the pages have actually banned me from going to another taping of Late Night.

If anyone want to help me mail your angry letters to:

Let Carol Fanning Back Into The Late Night Audience,
c/o Late Night with Conan O'Brien,
30 Rockefeller Plaza,
New York,
NY 10112,
USA

All help much appreciated!!!
Oh and mention that Im the crazy Irish tattoo girl! Trust me they will know who you are talking about!

I'm going to write a gazillion letters right now. But then I'll probably be arrested and Conan will take out a restraining order against me. Nothing that I'm not already used to ; )

He and the rest of the Late Night team have been suprisingly good to us! We were expecting a restraining order a LOOOOOONG time ago and nothing. Ok we were banned from going to the show for 6 months but that was cos of the stupid pages not them!!!! Stupid pages!!!!
But yeah anyone who want to help out the cause of getting us back in to see Conan can write to them and beg them to let us back in! I really do want to see Conan again!!! Then again I always want to see Conan! Thats why I stood outside 30 Rock for a total of about 24 hours this trip alone. Probably more. (Oh and thats not counting the time spent inside waiting to get into Conan!!!
Wow I really need to find a hobby... Oh wait I have one!!! CONAN!!! Anyway each wait has totally been worth it!!!

you crazy chica.

i have four mosquito bites at the moment ahhh burn baby burn. the size of big oatmeal cookies. ahh itchiness not a good feeling. help!

Wait, I'm confused...did you really get banned? How did you find that out?
BANNED??

Im not kidding (Believe me I wish I was!!!) The pages told me when I was trying to get into the Will Ferrell show that I'd been already and I wasnt to try for another 6 months. So yeah the pages have banned me from the show for 6 months!!! So unfortunately I wont be gracing te studio with my presence again for some time!!! Pity me!

Those were pretty funny I especially like the monster idea, I can just see it happening now lol

tankies : )

Im affraid there will soon be nothing left of the grub coustume they all ready cut it small enough to be a beach rock!

aw i never got a chance to give my letter to the postman. i missed him by literally five minutes : (

how do you know this?

it was in his episode think thursday night the costume was on the show as a beach rock but they can always send it the nbc laboratory on statan island to make it bigger =D

i think that the costume comes in segments, i've seen the stitching so it can be reused and if not, my talented gramma could always sew a new grub man costume!

that would be awesome and your grandma would be a conan bugget cutter hero i mean whats a better way to cut a budget by getting something you need!

oh heck yeah!

This is my first post here... I don't have a normal ISP so I can't usually get on here. And snail mail is worse... any way this is my budget cutter skit... If you like it then send me some mail too.....

Here is a scene I came up with while watching your show. It involves the giant lard costume (the big potato looking thing). Fair warning... it might need censoring near the end.

After a commercial break Conan interrupts the show after noticing that a band member is missing. Conan asks the band "where is [band member]." All remaining band members look confused and the camera switches back and forth between Conan and the band. Conan then hears a whisper from his side of the set and then notices [band member] hiding behind a door. "Conan? I need to talk to you", says [band member]. Conan gets up and walks to the door and asks, "What is it? What's going on?" [Band member] responds "I? I? I just can't go out there?" Then Conan interrupts and says, "I know what this is. You have stage fright don't you." And then [band member] confesses "Yes? I don't know what to do. I?" then Conan interrupts again and says "I know just what to do. I do this all the time. Go back stage into my dressing room and find the biggest potato you can and put it in your pants. That should build your confidence? Now go. Hurry." [Band member] says looking confused "Are you sure?" Conan says, "Yes. GO!" As Conan returns to his desk he says "Well? The show must go on?" A few minuets later, [band member] sneaks out from behind the curtain to try and take his place with the band. As the band sees him they get up and walk into the middle of the set while Conan is in the middle of a joke that is going no where. Conan, surprised that the band is now in front of the camera, stands up and immediately becomes disgusted when he notices [band member] wearing a much larger pair of pants with a giant potato (the costume) sticking out the back? Conan then says, "[band member]? That is not what I meant? You're supposed to put it in the front of your pants!" Then [band member] looks at Conan with a sad/shy face and takes the giant potato out of the back of his pants and just then the pants fall down to reveal a giant penis (pixilated of course). And everyone now standing around with stunned looks on their faces, look toward Conan who is now running toward [band member] while saying "That magic potato is MINE!" Conan then returns to his desk with the potato while [band member] runs up the stairs through the audience and out the door. Conan calms every body down and tells the band to get back to work while stroking the giant potato. Ant then?. Go to a commercial.

Thanks,
rsn1010011010@yahoo.com

wow...

a little long, a little inappropriate, a little scattered.

but hey some parts of it i can see happening on the show, quite realistic. I'm guessing La Bamba as the band member.

mail it in and good luck!

Of course its La Bamba yeah its long and possibly inappropriate/scattered but it's comedy.... BTW I can't send it... For me it would be like chopping of an arm and a leg just to get it in the mail and even then there is great probability that it would never get there. Maybe someone else could edit it and send it in or just send the whole thing. I'm not looking for a button or any recognision.... any way I'll be gone for a few weeks/months (not really sure) and thought since I had the chance I could post it and let people read it instead of just letting it dissapear into a trash can. Hope you all enjoyed it 8-)

Why? Do you live somewhere remote where it's hard to get to a mailbox? (I'm honestly asking this question, not trying to be mean or anything.)
Or are you scared to send it in? (Yet again, honestly asking, not trying to be mean.)