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Matt71
Imagine for a moment that the 60 semi-finalists are all members of teh same stereotypical American family. Which family member would each person be and what would they do at the family reunion?
Remember this is all in fun

I'll start

Bobby Bad Fingers would be that semi-creepy uncle that shows up on his Harley and forgets he's in his 40s. He's cooler and more hip than he deserves to be, but not as cool as he thinks he is. After a long evening of sending the Sugar and Spice kids over to the cooler to get him brews he forgets N'versity are his nieces and he's politely asked to leave.


ok, who is next?
SoundsOfBlackness29
Where would the Chicago Matadors fit in? LOL
SoundsOfBlackness29
QUOTE (duckman7 @ Jul 25 2006, 08:11 PM) *
Leonid would be that distant cousin that everyone conveniently forgets to invite.


The Matadors were the big man dance group
SoullessFire
QUOTE (SoundsOfBlackness29 @ Jul 25 2006, 08:04 PM) *
Where would the Chicago Matadors fit in? LOL



I thought they did not make it to the semifinals.
chineseplayground
QUOTE (Matt71 @ Jul 25 2006, 03:11 PM) *
Imagine for a moment that the 60 semi-finalists are all members of teh same stereotypical American family. Which family member would each person be and what would they do at the family reunion?
Remember this is all in fun

I'll start

Bobby Bad Fingers would be that semi-creepy uncle that shows up on his Harley and forgets he's in his 40s. He's cooler and more hip than he deserves to be, but not as cool as he thinks he is. After a long evening of sending the Sugar and Spice kids over to the cooler to get him brews he forgets N'versity are his nieces and he's politely asked to leave.
ok, who is next?


This is easy. At Last represents the honorable son who got into med school to appease his parents, but his heart just wasn't in it. He dropped out to focus on his passion of being a singer. His parents were shocked to see him on AGT and threatened to dis-own him. Then they heard him sing and softened up. He made them a deal -- if he doesn't win, he goes back to college. If he wins, he can pursue his music career. At Last is secretly planning to buy his parents a home with the million dollar prize. I better stop here 'cause I'm starting to tear up all over the keyboard.
richhope
Because I'm from the South, I can say that these type of families exist-
Lilia is the cousin from Russia that no one knew about until she showed up at the famous fall deer hunting kick-off (only for bow season) with her bow, and as she stood on her hands, bagged her first 8 point buck with her bow and arrow. The family was so impressed, they sent her to Las Vegas and begged her to do the show, hoping they could all benefit from the million dollar prize.
Who's next?
Grasshoppa
Rappin Granny and the Bird Callin' Lady are from MY husband's side of the family, not mine. The balancing an oven on his face is just the local weekly trash collector

Lilia's is my twin sister... laugh.gif
richhope
QUOTE (USMC6173 @ Jul 26 2006, 12:56 AM) *
oh man i forgot about that weirdo bird calling lady.....where does flippy the magnificent come in?????

she is his son. (and the stove balancing guy, the trash man, is his father.)
Grasshoppa
They are NOT my sons...

my son's are handsome....
SoundsOfBlackness29
And The Chicago Matadors would be the....Aw I don't know they'd be in there somewhere
richhope
QUOTE (richhope @ Jul 26 2006, 12:58 AM) *
she is his son. (and the stove balancing guy, the trash man, is his father.)

I just reread this--I mixed my genders up--Flippy is the bird calling lady's son.
Grasshoppa, your sons ARE handsome, but bird calling lady is from your husband's(duckman) side. laugh.gif
richhope
QUOTE (USMC6173 @ Jul 26 2006, 01:15 AM) *
just as long as birdcalling lady is married to the laughing yogi. Man..how do these people get on the show??

Go back to the top and see that matt says they are all part of one big family--David and Piers are the other uncles on the other side with Bobby Badfingers.
jmljowa
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richhope
Since we saw more acts tonight, thought I would bump this up and see if anyone could add some fun to it.
nvstar
Can N'Versity sing or not?

http://www.myspace.com/nversity


http://www.youtube.com/group/nversity



you be the judge
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