There is no new game.

I'm keeping the next ball that lands in my yard.

Go eat some more mung beans, old man.

you should just pop it and then send it back over. Or if its a baseball, break you neighboors window with it. Then their parents will blame them.

Roy's right.

Yeah if you've seen the movie Envy you listen to the J-Man and shake things up.
If you havent' seen it buy it, because no one saw it so movie rental stores probably don't even have it(depsite the fact that it starred Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Amy Poehler, and ,of course, Christopher Walken)

I saw it. It was a little on the dark side. I don't do dark. Fortunately more than half of the movie was regular. Great cast and some super funny moments. My parents(no, I don't live with them) put in a bean shaped pool shortly after seeing the movie. You have no idea how upsetting that was. I saw it in Miami and people here particularly liked the flan jokes.

It was out in theaters for like a week here.

I saw it on skinamax and i liked it. I love dark humor, so....

Jim's phone

Gil, Ira and the Pizzaman


Oh, wait.. no game...

I changed the name of this thread and am opening it up as the official place to complain about and parody the gaming threads. I will delete any anti-gaming posts from the gaming threads.

This is just for fun, so please, everyone take it that way.

Also, if this thread devolves into any personal attacks against other members of this forum, I will shut it down.

Let the games begin!

This does seem like the best place to post my "Office Character Elimination Game Elimination Game."

How about this: vote whether or not you want to stop seeing that game up here.

Let's start with:

Keep the game: 2
End the game: 2

_______________________

Now, I'll vote. - for Keep, + for End. So...

Keep the game: 1
End the game: 3


We're almost there! Any takers?

. - for Keep
+ for End.

Keep the game: 0
End the game: 4

Fun game.

That game is going to end on its own in the matter of weeks anyway! I say Keep the Game!

+for Keep
- for End.

Keep the game: 1
End the game: 3

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. I make the rules, and once we're down to zero, that's it, my friend.
Roy_Anderson had the final vote. And I am eternally grateful to him. For that.

Jim is soooooooooooo hot........ oh wait wrong thread.... ok ok.....hold on i got the jist of this...

_ _ m / _ s/ s _/ h_ _......no i didnt do it right again......*sighs*

What color tape does Meredith have over her _ _ _ _ _ les for Beach Jobs?


Wow this game is so fun!


Next........

I'm thinking of a number between 66 & 71


My rating for above is a 10! Yowza man how do you walk around like that?

I guess you had to be there.

The explanation tag sort of killed the joke. It used to just say New Game!, then I went into full-on curmudgeon mode. I've since made peace with the gamers.

But since we're on the subject, I'm thinking about bringing back Hangman. I understand there was a Pam-Pong sighting recently.

I was trolling for a fresh barely used thread and could not resist Big O's firm statement above

Eeehhh I'm bored.

The flan below me is a f***tard.

I feel hurt and so hurt that I might run away to Stamford. Gosh people are so mean nowadays just call people flans I mean come on you know what the means in hobbitish don't you.

Fine, go to Stamford. Say hi to Karen for me.

Jim looked so hot when when Andy cut his head off with a chainsaw

I have rethought my decision due to Karen I think maybe corporate.

We had this mean old lady who lived behind us who used to keep all the balls that landed in her yard. And I mean OLD. She was a mail order bride form Poland and died when she was 102. They had an estate sale after she died, so my mom and I went to see if she had all the balls in the basement. No balls, but she had a wringer washer. Probably a wedding gift. And she used to yell at us if we rode our bikes past her house, too.

I'm wondering if back in the day there was one assigned to each neighborhood. We had an old lady on our street who did the same thing! No one ever figured out what happened to all the balls and toys she kept. A couple of the guys even tried to sneak in her garage and look in her basement one night. She would squirt us with her hose or yell when we walked or rode our bikes by her house. Her grown daughter rarely came to visit. The old battleaxe ended up living with an equally crabby old man so they wouldn't lose the Social Security benefits if they got married.

The Flan below me had a crabby old neighbor when growing up ....