everyone i kno that with our sight wag is over....................but not in our hearts and soul. IN the meantime lol. I am going to try to keep wag fans happy because i have written a few episodes that i think could cheer you up. I'm calling it season 9 but i'm going to pretend a few things never happened...........like grace never getting pregnant....and karen was back with stan......PLEASE GO WITH THE FLOW LOL. ill be posting the first one in a few days.........

ANYONE CAN MAKE ONE!

that sounds like a GOOD IDEA IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

Yea, me 2

K people here we go season 9!

Cast:
(W)Will
(G)Grace
(J)Jack
(K)Karen
(B)Beverly Leslie
(KW)Kevin Wolcheck
(M)Margot


Will & Grace
Revenge & Refurbishing Part.1
(written by giambi254 & Willandg)


The episode starts out with will & jack at the apartment where they are having lunch will is in a fast pace with office papers all over the dining table:
(J) will! you need to clam down I can see two of your chins vibrating....like there on a treadmill....hahaha
(W) jack! Im not in the mood with you shenanigans. I have a big day tomorrow I can make partner....and not in your case you idiot. In your case it would be like you finding your vince.
(J) Wilma Pierce Truman how dare you I have had a long relationship and it?s special?.
(W) Ohh you mean the cashier at D'agostino's....yea I think he really knows?..
(J) We touched hands..
(W) You grabbed his hand after he said if you wanted paper or plastic
(J) I thought he was flirting with me
(W) jack he called security because you kept trying to grab his ***.
(J)(with a sad face)it was looking at me
End Scene..
The next scene happens at graces office where karen is filing her nails and grace is at her desk:
(K) honey, lets go out to lunch I'm bored we need to do something I'm tired of looking at your freak show you call a wardrobe
(G) karen I can't I have a big client coming in this will be the biggest job that I have done
(K) really who is it?..Johnie Walker, Captain Morgan, Viva Cuervo
(G) those are not clients, well not to me at least
(K) yea they are honey there in my self help group, I see them everyday in fact I have to go there at noon
(G) that's 20 minutes from now..
(K) what can I say they really help out hahaha no honey really who is it..
(G) no it's fine don't worry about it.
(K) c'mon just tell me
(G) it's beverly leslie
(K) What.... you got papa smurf to make you want to decorate a room?.....
Bevelrly leslie walks in the door..
( well well karen walker. how u doin hun?u look a little pale today did your plastic surgeon take touch much blood out when he was trying to take out your 50 year old wrinkles
(K) ahh yes beverly leslie you look a little shorter than usual .are you having an allergic reaction to the viagra you took last night for you and benji?
((gives a smirk to karen then walks towards grace)
(G) Grace how is everything do you have everything the way I want it
(K) what a room where benji can be your man ***** You know like what will is to grace.
(grace and beverly both give a mean look torwards karen)
( well grace I will see you tomorrow I don't want to look at Karen?s forehead anymore it reminds me off my late wife?s old, wrinkley, va...
(K) watch it little boy blue or ill make sure you will be incapable of pleasing benji for a while.
(beverly leaves)
END SCENE
Night passes and we find will and jack at will's office.
(W) alright jack you stay in your chair and don't move a muscle if this works?ill give u those leather pants you want?you know the ones you had at your 13th cher concert but were ripped open because you decided to do a split when she was singing if I can turn back time.
(J) Ah good times, good times... If I can turn back time... HO!..
(W) ok...ok enough....sally strouthers..margot is on her way??.
Margot walks in will's office
(M) Will.how are you doing? still having a strong relationship that is as dry as my husbands skin on his feet
(jack and will both have disgusted look on their faces)
(M) anyways.....will you again.....are a finalist to be partner..lets just hope you don't leave because your boyfriend still remembers his dead horse?.
(W) ohh really?who?s the other canidate??..
(M) ohh you should know him very well will? you went to school together
(W) Really?...
(M) yea....he just got out of the penitentiary... I don?t know about something of him being framed and being fired.....something like that.....ohh will here he comes now
The door opens up and it's Kevin Wolcheck..Will looks like he has seen a ghost.....
(M) ohh ill let you too chat you must be really feeling good seeing Kevin again will.....
Margot leaves
(KW) hey woman...havn't seen ya in a while.....we should just meet somewhere like old times....just make sure the meeting isn't 10ft up my large pimply *** heh....
Kevin leaves....will still looks like he has seen a ghost
(J) Ahh yes....the return of the scaredy cat syndrome......
END SCENE
The next scene we find grace at Beverly Leslie?s compound in what it looks like a big room with white walls and wooden floors?.Beverly Leslie puts this chef hat on top of his head?then karen walks into the door??.
(K) Ohh my god it's the Pillsbury Doughboy
( Very Funny Walker
Takes off the hat...
Karen walks towards grace
(K) hey honey I'm going to have to sit this one out I'm not feelin well im gonna go to the doctors
(G) ooh you mean your pharmacist
(K) no grace I really mean the doctors..honey I'm gonna go
(G) alright kare hope you feel better....
( yes kare hope you feel better... are you sure your blue bippy won?t do it this time you know those really helped every time you had sex with stan?..
(K) no bev. This feels different...
Karen leaves...
End Scene
The next scene hits where grace and jack are back at will?s apartment talking about karen and what is maybe wrong with her
(J) I don't kno G.....I mean.. what's wrong with her did you see anything that might be proof?.
(G) when we were at Beverly's -sigh- she forgot her flask
(J) -GASP- it's worse than I thought...
(G) I know it was something you don?t see everyday
Will walks into the apartment with his boxers overstretched and over hanging his pants...
(G) And there's something else you don't see everyday
Will starts getting into a panic walk
(W) THAT'S IT I QUIT I DON'T WANT TO WORK THERE ANYMORE.....
(G) Where?
(J) ahh yes the Kevin Wolcheck
(G) KEVIN WOLCHECK IS BACK?....What happened
(M) I don't know I guess margot felt bad because he was fired by stein a few years back and brought him back....he ran into me in the bathroom he said hi I was leaving I said hi...the next thing I knew I'm hanging on for dear life with my pants...
(J) ahh the child hood favorite the atomic wedgie...the gay man's kryptonite....
(G) ewwwwwwww
(J) well guys I think it's time to open up cafe jackes today we are serving bagel bites...your favorite g...
(G) ill be there in five minutes
(J) 2 boxes again g?
(G) you know me too well....


Jack leaves the apartment and begins to open up his door when he sees the elevator open?.and it?s karen
(K) hey poodle
(J) hey kare...who's your daddy
(K) I don't know....
(J) you alright kare
(K) no Jackie I'm not....I don't think I can see you guys anymore....
(J) why not?..
(K) because....
(J) why?
(K) because alright....
(J) no kare tell me now u want to end our friendship over what?....
(K) No.....
(J) KAREN!.....
(K) ALRIGHT.....I can't see you guys because......
.....I have cancer....
Grace opens the door and sees jack and karen look like they have been punched in the stomach....

TO BE CONTINUED....

OMG G! Karen with cancer *CRY*! And that ***** Kevin Wolcheck!!!!I hate him! Good stroryline though can't wait for the next part!

omg u made me cry karen isnt gonna die is she:(???????? i cant wait for the next part

well guys i'm glad u you like it...but since were treating this like a season u guys will have to wait a week.......

ohhhhhhhhh i cant wait that long *cry cry* please let karen live

I cant wait!

well if anything..........you cant turn her into drakulas bride, which i believe was her original name up until max and david got over their hangover..............

do u know when the next episode is posted

today

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!! u cant let the best character go : ( u made me cry!!!! please keep us updated - karen cant die : (

ok part. 2

(W)Will
(G)Grace
(J)Jack
(K)Karen


Will & Grace
Revenge & Refurninshing Part.2

The first scene starts where will & grace are at the apartment just sitting on the couch...doing nothing
(W) wow, karen has cancer... i really don't know what to say(G) yea i know I thought if you were satans assistant i thought you would live forever as well.(W)no grace lets be serious about this..(W) I don't want to will..you just thinkin about karen dying... i really just dont want to think about it. how is jack doing about the whole situation?(W) welll lets find out. Will gets up walks to the door and opens it...alll of a sudden you see this large screaching of crying coming from jack's apartment.(W)jack, you ok? you hear this large crying jibberish coming out of his apartment.(W) ok sounds good. Will closes the door and then sits back down on the couch.(G) Whad did he say?(W) ehh just give him a few more hours.
End Scene
The next scene you find jack and will at will's office jack is just sitting and looking out the window and will is doing work on his computer.(W) come on jack cheer up she's not gone.(J)she will be(W) jack you don't know that(J) but im preparing for the worst will....who will i go shopping with when they go on thier lunch break....who will take me to lunch while thier still on thier hangover from breakfast....who will help me make fun of the cashier at barney's who has the one eyebrow.(W) Ohh jack(J) I know(W) I wish i could help jack but I have to do this paper work for kevin.(J)Willma....when are you gonna stick up for yourself(W)what happened last time jack it made it worse(W)really ohh your atomic wedgie(W) yes but that was not the worst part....i can't get the wrinkles out of the pants(J)gassssssssp...it's worse than i thought...where is he now? All of a sudden you see kevin in the hallway heading torwards the bathroom(J) i'll talk to him ...i wanna know where he got those pants.
End Scene
The next scene we are back at will's apartment and will & grace are talking about who thier day was.(W) so what did you and karen do grace?(G)well we went to every bar in the city and watched karen get stinking drunk...then we went to barney's and i watched karen fire the cashier at barney's you know the one with the one eyebrow...(W)ohhh jack is gonna be so sad....(G) We were going to do more things but karen got an emergency phone call from her doctors and had to go right away(W) wow can this day get anymore interesting. All of a sudden you hear this howler monkey crying coming out side in the hallway. Will opens the door and he sees jack crying hysterricly and his whole body is drenched.(G) I guess it just got more interesting.(W) what happened jack?(J) i really tried I really did.(W) what? (J) I ran into kevin in the bathroom, I got the information of where he got his information and then I told him about you and told him to stop bothering you...he said ok.. I turned my back for one second.. and then he pulls me into a stall and he gave me a swi.........(W) he gave you a what?(J) he gave me a swirly......my hair will never be the same again starts to cry(W) ohh jack how are we gonna deal with kevin(J) ohh you don't have to worry about that... i guess another person walked in on kevin and thought it was sexual harrasment and told margot.....he got fired on the spot...or in his case the urinal....(W) ohh jack. Will has a big smile on his face starts trying to hug jack(J)wait what are you doing leave me alone they start heading torwards the door of jacks apartment when suddenly the elevator door opens...and it's karen(K) AHH KAREN WALKER IS BACK AND IS BETTER THAN EVER.(W) ok what happened to you(K) i found out that i don't have cancer after all..(J,W,G) ALRIGHT! (J) well then what was it karen (K) well poodle i should have told oyu the whole story first on my first visit....you guys know i don't like those white wearing basterds..anything...so when i was told that i had to give an x-ray i left my bra on when they had it...and apparently the cancer was a chewed up milk dud that fell into my bra...(W)how in the world did that come about(K) good question wilma...it took me a while to figure it out but then i remebered than stanley had a few in his mouth when he kissed me before i went to work......(W,G,J)ahhhhhhhhhh...(G) well then what was a pain then you had all day when we were at beverly's(K)well aparently rosario put a multivitamin in my martini and my body couldn't handle it(W) why am I not surprised....(K) yea i know wilma that's why I had her locked inside her own room for a week. (K) well guys i'm a little tired i'm gonna go back home....oh grace by the way...whoever designed your shirt tell them thier next project should be a suicide note....see ya later guys.....
End Scene
End Episode

MAYA MAYA!!!!!! THATS OUR KAREN! GOOD JOB G! XD

I LOVED IT......especially the part at the end about graces outfit LOL!

i loved it........you are very creative, you should try to become some kind of writer......then maybe you can make your own show......

OOOO!!! Can I be apart of your show G? lol

next wendsday is a classic i posted in the past...........

AlRIGHT EPISODE 3 THIS ONE IS WRITTEN BY WILLANDG.........



"Just call me...gone"

(W)Will
(G)Grace
(K)Karen
(J)Jack
(V)Vince


Will & Vince are having breakfast in Will's apartment. Vince looks at Will very odd. (V) Will, why are you smiling so much? Did Karen stop by and drop something in your coffee? Will smiling ever bigger. (W) No, No..It's just like we didn't break up at all. I missed little moments like this the most, ya know just like this right now. (V) Okay, Will I'll let it slide this time but next time Karen won't be dropping anything in your coffee! Will shrugs, then Grace walks in the room, with her hair as big as a lion just being awoken from her sleep. She pulls up a chair and takes Will's coffee from him And takes the newspaper from Vince. (W) You know on second thought, I don't miss little moments like this...

Karen and Jack are in Graces' office together. (K) I can't believe it Jackie! Olivia's pregnant and Stan threw her out, at a time like this! Thank my lucky Gins, being maternal becomes natural to me, as she pops a pill and drinks. (J) I know Kare, it's like you were born with maternal wisdom beyond your years or something! Jackie starts looking down at the floor and gets quiet. (K) Poodle, what's bothering you? Is it because there's going to be a new person getting all the attention in a few months? (J) What?! No..I just thought that maybe Will would someday... Olivia walks in. (O) Karen, there you are! My Dad called and wants to see me, will you go with me, I'm scared? (K) Of course Honey! Come on Jackie, hurry run down and give driver his b-12 shot! Grace walks in. (G) Karen, were are you going? (K) Oh, ahh to get you a new wardrobe, you know honey that look was out when your parents were wee big and I was learning to drink Vodka from a juicer!

Karen, Grace and Will and Vince are in Will's apartment sitting at the table having dinner. Knock on door. Olivia walks in. (O) Karen, Dad's gonna let me move back in, he was just upset but we talked it out...Hey, maybe sometime I could still come visit you, if that's okay? (K) Honey, I would be honored if you would...anytime. Olivia leaves. (W) Does anyone know where Jack is? I haven't seen him in a few days? Grace and Karen look at each other...oh, umm..no. (V) Well, Will I have to go, I'll see you later on tonight after work. Vince leaves and Worried Will knocks on Jack's door..knocks, knocks and finally opens his door to find it empty with a note on the counter. It reads:
Kare, I'll always be your daddy, and Grace please get out of that sick relationship while your still in your fifties and guys please tell Will, I wish him the best... Love Jack.
Grace and Karen walk in behind him. (W) Ahh guys, what's going on?? (K) Will, Jackie left. (W) What? Where'd he go?!! (G) He said to wish you the best..but he couldn't be around to see you and Vince together again...(W) What I thought he was happy for me... (G) No, Will he loved you and he couldn't stand to have a broken heart with you living just a few feet away..so he moved...Slience.. the end..

I llllluuuuuuuuuvvvv your work!! I can't wait!!

GREAT as always!!!!

(W)Will
(G)Grace
(J)Jack
(K)Karen
(V)Vince



The Story starts back at will's apartment where will, grace, and karen are sitting on the couch and are just in shock after reading jack's note.(W) I....I... just don't know what to say... I didn't know jack still had feelings for me. (G) I know I didn't see that coming... I mean I saw the doughnuts coming out of the ovens in Tim Horton's....but jack....I didn't see that coming.(K)My poodle's gone.....why? we were gonna go shopping today, have manicures, make fun of people who shop at macy's...and jack was really looking forward to it.(W)Well there is only one thing to do..and that is to go find him...(G) Did he ever use a cell phone?.....(There is a pause, then everyone bursts out laughing)(K) Ohh please, a cell phone?... jack can barely tie his shoes.(W) Well I guess we really have to go search for him then...(G)Throughout Brooklyn?...that's a lot.(W) Well lets narrow it down then...What side of brooklyn can attract a 32 year old gay man that has an attention span of a 6 year old biy and is attracted to bright colors...(another pause)...(Everyone)Southside....
End Scene
The next scene everyone is outside of barney's and will, grace, karen, and vince are in a very odd form of a huddle. (W) Grace, why in the **** are we huddling in public...sould i just put a large sign in front of me that says i'm getting gayer by the second....(G)shhh... hang on I almos.......(K) Ohh I kno why....you can't fool me Adler...your trying to grab my boob arn't ya......WELL I WON'T LET YOU YA BIG LEZ.....(Karen breaks up the huddle)(V)watch it will you almost hit my hair....(G)kare...why did you do that I was so close picking up that quarter......(W)THAT"S WHY?...we trying to find our best friend and your just trying to find more change to get another big mac(G)sorry...alright enough we have to find jack alright...will go with vince and check through the south & eastern parts of southside, kare...come with me well will hit north & west..(K) yes mam...major pain in the ***.....(grace gives karen a smirk)
End Scene
A few hours pass... everyone comes back to the front of barney's...Karen comes running torwards will. (K) Wilma!....Wilma!..(K) what did you you find jack?(K) No... but you missed the funniest thing...Grace and I were in D'agastino's to find jack..when all of a sudden this little dog came out of nowhere and started humping grace's leg...and she couldn't get him off...HAHAHAHA....(karen keeps laughing hysterically..All of a sudden you see grace walking torwards the group very slowly with one side of her bottom pant leg is discolored....she mubles to herself(G)lil basterd.....and cathes up to the gang..and gives an angry look at karen)(G)not..a word..(Karen gets silent and looks the other way)(G)Woof!(G)HEY!(W)Chip, Dale break it up....so you didn't find him at all(K,G) nope(karen starts begining to cry...vince huggs her, Will look away and then stops his head. Will sees a figure that is sitting on a bench and is looking up at a Calvin Klein Boxers Billboard.(W) Why am I not surprised...(Will starts walking torwards the figure on the bench...and it's Jack...Vince, Grace, and Karen just stand and watch where will is going....Will walks up to jack and sits down next to Jack(W) need someone to talk to?(J)maybe?(W) well i'm right here let me know. (J)ok.....(a sudden pause)(J)umm...(W) Jack, why didn't you let me know?(J) How could I you were with vince?(Will nods his head)(W) I see.....Jack, I owe you so much..you helped me find myself...you set me straight or in our case gay....(Jack starts to laugh a little and will starts to smile)(W) You see jack jack I need you in my life you were like a brother to me..no you are a brother.(J)Yea(W) I will always love you jack(J)Me too....(Jack starts to cry and then hugs will(J) Can I ask you an honest question Will?(W) Sure...(J) Did you ever have feelings for me(W) Yes I did...but those feelings didn't die jack they just went into different emotions that's all.(J) What the **** does that mean?...(W) Ahh yes another version of hooked on gayness for one jack mccfarland.(J) No i'm serious.(W) I'm saying that I didn't see you as a lover Jack because you are like family to me..and I never wanted to hurt you so that's why I never wanted you to be my lover because I don't know what my life would be like if it didn't work out between us...Now do you understand...(J)Yes(Jack has a big smile on his face and so does Will)(W)Now come on Jack...Karen probably wants to probably buy you the world right now...or when her mood swings fall off..(J)No..it's ok but that guy on that Calvin Klein Billboard might help...(Will smiles)
End Scene

YYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



iluvya

thank god karen didnt die

me too but its sad lol

Great episode you guys!!!!!! They should start production back up and do your episodes....really good!!!!!

Hey guys, I was looking all over for this topic because I made a script for a new episode of wag, I couldn't find it ti'll I posted the episode as a new topic. So I just wanted to ask if you want to check out the new story I made, go to the topic that says NEW EPISODE FOR WAG..... Again Sorry, and I hope you guys like these new ones.........

We find Will and Grace in the cafe.. sitting on opposite sides of the table. Their backs were facing the others in some way. Jack and Karen walked through the doors to see this. It seemed like they may have missed the good stuff of the two having another petty fight but the best was still to come.

(J): ?Oh no Kare, another episode of gays of our lives has returned..... (he shouted with a laugh as he sat down.)

(K) Karen laughed. Ah Yes Jackie another episode of Gays of ours lives.? She said trying to give a tip to a man who she thought worked there.

The man refused the money telling her that he doesn't work here and she getting him confused with a Barista.

(K) She nodded. ?Don't we all? she looked back at Will and Grace who weren?t talking to each other. What's this? What's going on? Why aren't Gay and Gayer talking

(G) Will's an *** she said quickly.

(W) He turned around and looked at her?well her back. Me! You're the ***!? he huffed and turned around his chair again then looked over his shoulder to see her. You see! I don?t know why I think I need you so much! Because? I DON'T!?

(G) Grace let out a loud HA... as if she didn't believe that he didn't need her. And what makes you think that I need you so much? she turned around fully in her chair to see him directly.

Jack and Karen's eyes turned back and forth as the two argued then a cute boy walked out the coffee shop and so did Jack. Karen looked at the window as Jack chased the man's *** and as she did she saw Rosario with what seemed to be a man and she was wearing better close. Karen taking that to offense left down across the street to confront Rosie.

Meanwhile Will and Grace are still going through it.

(W) He laughed. Oh yeah! You need me! he pointed to himself. ?Without me where would you live? Who would buy your lady items? he stood up ready to walk out also.

(G) Please! Karen could buy those things........AND SHE CAN'T EVEN SEE STRAIGHT........AND DON"T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'm talking to you.....

(W) Will forced himself not to laugh. Okay Grace here's a bet. Lets see how long we could actually go without each other. We can't talk we don't even know each other he said putting out a hand for a hand shake.
(G) Ok......what happens if I win...........
(W) Well if you win...........I'll double the grocery bill and ill cook you choclate chip panckaes for a month......
(G)What if I Lose........................
(W)Then you clean the apartment for a month
(G) No Fair...........
(W) That's the bet..........
grace runs into her apartment

End Scene

Meanwhile if you look off behind Will you will see across the street Karen and Rosie arguing. The man has walked away and suddenly Rosario hit Karen with her bag and Karen swung back with a fist. A car pulls up and Karen's gangster friends jump out chasing Rosie down the street and Karen starts to stop it then Rosie was all the way down the street and Karen shrugs it off and hopes in her limo. Again while this is happening Will and Grace as shook on there new bet and already left the cafe.

The scene changes, in Karen's limo. This actually wasn?t hers she got into no other but Beverly Leslie?s limo. When Karen looked up to see and told driver to go and screamed as she saw the short midget man and the tall buff man making out. Maybe that?s why they were parked.

(K) What is this? Love making in the back of my limo? Get outta here Liberace! And you too mini me!? she crossed her legs and flipped her hair then suddenly pulled a flask from her waist.

( He quickly removed himself from Benji. ?What are you talking about Samuel Adams! This is my limo! he shouted back in his lean somewhat flamboyant southern accent.

(K) She laughed..Oh yeah right! I'd be sober before I forget my own limo! Right driver! the window rolled down and it was Driver! Yes Ms. Walker he tipped his hat, she nodded then the window rolled back up.

Beverly and man was amazed.

(K) Honey When are you gonna get your old wrinkled body out of my limo I got things to do..

Next you hear a sound of a car pulling off quickly then you see a shirtless Beverly in the middle of the street with man.

The Next scene. Grace is in a department store shopping in the women's section and bumps into Jack.

(G) Hey..jack what's new!

(J) What's going on G?

(G) Oh nothing just came to see what you were doing............

(J) yea we have something going on.so i'm going to be with you
... you know I'll be jennifer anniston....you'll be brad pitt......
(G) your right and karen is angelina...but with out the kids and bigger boobs.........
(J) Eww wrong impression
(J) would you excuse me for a sec... g
(G) sure..........
Jack runs off into a fitting room and and calls karen........
(K) Hey poodle
(J) Kare you gotta help me.....grace wants to hang out with me and she is doing impressions that are a year old.....I guess she is still mad at will.....Help!
(K) Alright jackie calm down I have a Plan

End Scene


To be Continued.......

AW thats so sad =( i dont like it when Grace and Will are madd at each other. but enways nice!

It starts off where they are back at barney's and jack is still talking to karen. (J)ok kare now what i'm in a small room like what micheal jackson wants lil kids to do when they are over at his house..(K) Jackie..watch your language...you remember thriller..(J) Yea your right karen ive had oral sex to his music many times esecially "beat it"(jackie does a little dance)...ok whats your plan kare?(K)well i need you to lure grace back to will's apartment....easier said then done...but what about will(K) ohh i have him with me wanna say hi wilma?(W)HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(falls asleep in karen's limo)(J)kare what did you do to him...(K)ohh i invited him into my limo for lunch and i just gave him a few sleeping pills....(J) How did you do that(karen looks to her side and you see rosie)? you should be kissing my *** right now you *****....(K) say when......(rosario looks the other way)(K) well jackie rosie held will's mouth open and i just put em right in.....thank god rosie took 5 years of ty-kwon-do?hmmph your welcome dr. jekyl and bitchy hide(Karen gives a look to rosie)(K) anyways jackie meet us there in 15 minutes..ok(J) ok kare(jackie gets out of the fitting room and goes outside and goes where grace is.(G) Did you get lost....like you do at will's apartment to try to find the bathroom...(J) ahh sarcastic and bitchy....ur best qualities g...(grace gives him a look)(G)anyways jack i need help me zip up these pants.(jack sees this large ripped whole in the back of the pants)(J)ahh grace....there zipped but they are a lil....um a lil....well ill just say if you wear those those make sure you don't do spilts..(grace looks in a mirror)(G) i see..well i dont think no one will see these again...**** i knew i shouldnt of had that cheesecake today(grace throws the pants at the bottom of a bargain pile)(G) everything is good as new.(J) or in your case as good as ripped(grace gives a smirk)(J)G...we gotta go to will's were meeting jack there(G) jack i can't I.....(J)there will be cake and doughnuts(G)i'm there(both walk out of barney's)

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The next scen is at will's apartment where will is just waking up from hi lil pill hangover...and rosario and karen are at the apartment as well..(W) wha...where am i...(K) your at your apartment will waking from an sleeping pill hangover...as i would like to call it...tuesday or new years...(W) what am i doing here...well where having a lil get together....(W) sounds good(jack and grace walk in the door... grace sits on the couch right next to will and waves but does not talk to him...will does the same)(K) alright you dharma and greg sons of ******* doin with each other...why are you mad at each other(will & grace give estrained looks at them they get ready to say something but they both remeber of the bet so they close thier mouth's again)(K) alright jackie i guess they are giving us the silent treatment jackie get my vodka...rosie bring your muscles....lets go(Grace quickly reacts and finds a piece of paper and a pen and writes in big words WAIT!)(J) we cannot read braile and starts to move again(K)no wait jackie i can read it(J) you can read braile kare...you are so gifted....(K) I know jackie..I know(will and grace both roll thier yes) (K) ok grace tell us more(grace tells jack and karen the whole bet situation)(K) i see well jackie there is only 1 thing to do... end this(karen goes to the refridgerator and grabs a cup cake and put's it in front of will and jack puts a large picture of kevin bacon and puts it in front of grace) (K) alright both of you cannot move so the first one that asks for the other thing that is in front of them loses...ok(Will & Grace both nod thier heads) and every one sits down and watches what happens....an hr passes...2 hrs......3 hrs......u see jack and karen and rossie passed out at the table with a pyramid of martini glasses in the center of the table....(grace starts whispering to will)(G) will i'm sorry...(W) i knew it...i knew you cannot stop leaning on me..(G) i'm sorry will but you have been the brother figure in my life and i just can't see my life without you...and i'm sorry that i may laen on you a lot sometimes but it's because i have no one else to turn to....(W) ohh sweetie i'm sorry too....let's pretend this never happened ok...(W) yes sweetie(both hug each other)(G) can i have that cupcake now please..(Will hands it to her)(G) well how are we gonna wake up the 3 stooges up over there...(will looks torwards the table....W: HEY)(K)grace adler designs....(everyone wakes up)(W) guys the bet is off and well....(K)who won wilma(J)yeah...(Will looks at grace and smiles) (W) .......I did...grace chocked when she saw that vanilla frosting(G) I DID NOT!....LIAR....DAMNIT WILL(W) ahh grace how times do i have to tell you..... in this house a queen beats a straight everytime...... will heads to the bathroom...grace gives a smirk to will....

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well my fellow wag hags thank you for the support of the episodes along with the help because i know i could not do this by myself...But as of now this is the last episode that i am writing, consider myself right now retired from writing a lil bit...thanks again and i am glad i could give you another wag memory to live by lol....


thank you,


giambi254

Great Job as always G!

thanx for the good laughs ur were amazing xoxo

Aww! i loved the ending, about Karen not having cancer and makin fun of grace! lolz! thats our kare! you should be a writer or somethin, your really good!!! x

I'm coming back with a few more episodes.....

that was realy good, thanxs, made me chuckle! hope to maybe read some more soon!

.....................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand WHEN will that BE???