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MulletMan13
" ... smell like death."
westwardone
I'm sure Creed will be along to creep us out with his stories of women, mud and men slipping in unnoticed.
shortbusdriver
he is going to get arrested.

that is my theory
KellysDeadSister
QUOTE (ShortBusDriver @ Sep 23 2006, 09:52 PM) *
he is going to get arrested.

that is my theory


If that happens, I can see Dwight making a citizens arrest! laugh.gif
voteShrute
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
Fancy_New_Becca
Im totally loving the idea of a creed/micheal/dwight episode. Every time we focus on him we learn alittle bit more about this strange and crazy guy. He's a real kick in the office and has some real potential to be a office havoc maker. Im hoping to see more of the back ground characters this season. Give me a shout out if you agree and who you are most interested in seeing more of.
Newton_MA
i dont know if i could stand life without creed. if the writers get rid of him ill be very angry (but not angry enough to stop watching the office twice every thursday)
scarlett_jem
Weird things we've learned about Creed so far... correct me if I have anything wrong or forgot to add.

1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator


Can't think of anything else right now...
monip6886
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet.
Fechin
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Wore a Vampire cape on Halloween
receptionist
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an asian couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights premium cannibus" or something like that)
11. Was in an iron lung as a child.
scarlett_jem
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an asian couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights premium cannibus" or something like that)
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
Fechin
I think it was Chinese since he had a shout out too his peeps in Hong Kong smile.gif

This guy makes me laugh just by reading the list about him laugh.gif
Fancy_New_Becca
you totallly had the wacky weed creed show in there!! You are awesome!! be my friendlol you watched all the deleted scenes.
Fancy_New_Becca
QUOTE (scarlett_jem @ Sep 23 2006, 09:17 PM) *
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an asian couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights premium cannibus" or something like that)
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
scarlett_jem
QUOTE (scranton temp liz @ Sep 24 2006, 12:21 AM) *
you totallly had the wacky weed creed show in there!! You are awesome!! be my friendlol you watched all the deleted scenes.


Thanks if you mean me!
Fechin
Also he likes the soup at the soup kitchen if I am not mistaken...
vbarkley
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an asian couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights premium cannibus" or something like that)
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
flagstaff_c
creed, dwight and kevin should have a 3 man band!!!

so, yeah creed has to stick around.
Fancy_New_Becca
I love creed!! For a old dude he rocks!! bring in more creed. Dont you think as well we could have some great fun with meridth and her shall we say, beverage intakeLOL I cant believe she licked the hand sanitizerLOL she must be hard up for a drinklol shes slient but deadly in the show.
mattsbug
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an asian couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights premium cannibus" or something like that)
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of something
Roy_Anderson
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
Newton_MA
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
Mrs._Bob_Vance
QUOTE (Roy_Anderson @ Sep 24 2006, 03:55 AM) *
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Is a much better employee than Devon.
DiversityTomorrow
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Is a much better employee than Devon.
21. Wants a seat facing the receptionist
That's what she said
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
monip6886
QUOTE (That's what she said! @ Sep 24 2006, 08:36 AM) *
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:

23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
Fancy_New_Becca
I just wanted to say you guys are so awesome for the answers.
packdude4
QUOTE (That's what she said! @ Sep 24 2006, 08:36 AM) *
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it
and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
25. Needs money for retirement
iheartpam
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it
and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
25. Needs money for retirement
26. Doesn't like being punched ("Why did you punch me?")
Cindysoffice
Creed is many things, but this is my favorite thing about Creed...
(check out my signature)

You just gotta like Creed!
Fancy_New_Becca
makes me wonder now since creed was hired by truck, then how did he get hired, with his background doesnt sound like a great employeelol I still love the fact he doesnt know any of their names.
mailboxes_etc
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it
and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
25. Needs money for retirement
26. Doesn't like being punched ("Why did you punch me?")
27. Believes the appropriate pronunciation of Carnival is 'Carnivaaale' (deleted scene).
27. Revealed that he is not homophobic and that during his 60s mud romps, it's possible a dude slipped in.
29. Would really like to get in on the Shekel train.
30. Confirmed that Andrea is the Office B!tch.
31. Took extra interest in Michael's 'per diem' benjamin--inferring #2 (deleted scene).
mailboxes_etc
I know that most people's opinion is that Creed should have MORE air time. I don't think so. As much as my heart wants him to have more, my brain thinks it's just perfect b/c it leaves us wanting more.
mrs. big tuna
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it
and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
25. Needs money for retirement
26. Doesn't like being punched ("Why did you punch me?")
27. Believes the appropriate pronunciation of Carnival is 'Carnivaaale' (deleted scene).
27. Revealed that he is not homophobic and that during his 60s mud romps, it's possible a dude slipped in.
29. Would really like to get in on the Shekel train.
30. Confirmed that Andrea is the Office B!tch.
31. Took extra interest in Michael's 'per diem' benjamin--inferring #2 (deleted scene).
32. Has an "old man smell" due to eating mung beans.
Fancy_New_Becca
I would love to see creed get a mental evualtion in the officeLOL I would love to see that happen. His reaction to angela was priceless...andera the office b*tchlol
monip6886
scranton temp liz - this is a fabulous thread! You should consider doing the same for some other characters!
Fancy_New_Becca
Hey thanks cookie!! your fablous! Suggestion greatly noted and taken!! And there is something else about creed....hes no germ freak! he ate angelas soup it's so ickylol
ophelia101
Haha! That's awesome. I for one had no idea he was in a band. Took me a second to recall Creed--definitely a bizarre character they need to develop a bit more I think. Haven't seen much of him at all in this new season.
Fancy_New_Becca
now we all know why he made love to many women and possibly a few men...put that karma sutra to good use.lol
smellslikechickensoup
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it
and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
25. Needs money for retirement
26. Doesn't like being punched ("Why did you punch me?")
27. Believes the appropriate pronunciation of Carnival is 'Carnivaaale' (deleted scene).
27. Revealed that he is not homophobic and that during his 60s mud romps, it's possible a dude slipped in.
29. Would really like to get in on the Shekel train.
30. Confirmed that Andrea is the Office B!tch.
31. Took extra interest in Michael's 'per diem' benjamin--inferring #2 (deleted scene).
32. Has an "old man smell" due to eating mung beans.
33. He sleeps in the Office four nights a week
34. His "associates" in Canada know nothing about Dunder Mifflin
Fancy_New_Becca
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it
and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
25. Needs money for retirement
26. Doesn't like being punched ("Why did you punch me?")
27. Believes the appropriate pronunciation of Carnival is 'Carnivaaale' (deleted scene).
27. Revealed that he is not homophobic and that during his 60s mud romps, it's possible a dude slipped in.
29. Would really like to get in on the Shekel train.
30. Confirmed that Andrea is the Office B!tch.
31. Took extra interest in Michael's 'per diem' benjamin--inferring #2 (deleted scene).
32. Has an "old man smell" due to eating mung beans.
33. He sleeps in the Office four nights a week
34. His "associates" in Canada know nothing about Dunder Mifflin
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This is why this thread has 5 stars!! Thanks for people still keeping this one going.. i love creed and just want to see this man get his come upings.
rocker creed
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it
and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
25. Needs money for retirement
26. Doesn't like being punched ("Why did you punch me?")
27. Believes the appropriate pronunciation of Carnival is 'Carnivaaale' (deleted scene).
27. Revealed that he is not homophobic and that during his 60s mud romps, it's possible a dude slipped in.
29. Would really like to get in on the Shekel train.
30. Confirmed that Andrea is the Office B!tch.
31. Took extra interest in Michael's 'per diem' benjamin--inferring #2 (deleted scene).
32. Has an "old man smell" due to eating mung beans.
33. He sleeps in the Office four nights a week
34. His "associates" in Canada know nothing about Dunder Mifflin
35. Has the rare ability to play a left-handed guitar right handed
flagstaff_c
QUOTE (Rocker Creed @ Nov 8 2006, 07:57 AM) *
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it
and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
25. Needs money for retirement
26. Doesn't like being punched ("Why did you punch me?")
27. Believes the appropriate pronunciation of Carnival is 'Carnivaaale' (deleted scene).
27. Revealed that he is not homophobic and that during his 60s mud romps, it's possible a dude slipped in.
29. Would really like to get in on the Shekel train.
30. Confirmed that Andrea is the Office B!tch.
31. Took extra interest in Michael's 'per diem' benjamin--inferring #2 (deleted scene).
32. Has an "old man smell" due to eating mung beans.
33. He sleeps in the Office four nights a week
34. His "associates" in Canada know nothing about Dunder Mifflin
35. Has the rare ability to play a left-handed guitar right handed

sleeps in the scranton office 4 nights a week. (deleted scene)
Michael Scorn
Credits his boss, Michael Scott not as the jerk who almost fired him, but as the hero who saved his job
The_Four_Toed_Creed
QUOTE (poorman'sMichaelScott @ Nov 8 2006, 08:14 AM) *
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")

It's Indica

Marijuana is either Indica or Sativa

Indica is more of a head high while Sativa is more of a body high


Sincerely,

A Stoner smile.gif
poorman'sMichaelScott
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it
and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
25. Needs money for retirement
26. Doesn't like being punched ("Why did you punch me?")
27. Believes the appropriate pronunciation of Carnival is 'Carnivaaale' (deleted scene).
27. Revealed that he is not homophobic and that during his 60s mud romps, it's possible a dude slipped in.
29. Would really like to get in on the Shekel train.
30. Confirmed that Andrea is the Office B!tch.
31. Took extra interest in Michael's 'per diem' benjamin--inferring #2 (deleted scene).
32. Has an "old man smell" due to eating mung beans.
33. He sleeps in the Office four nights a week
34. His "associates" in Canada know nothing about Dunder Mifflin
35. Has the rare ability to play a left-handed guitar right handed
36. Sleeps in the Scranton office 4 days a week.
37. Credits his boss, Michael Scott nt as the jerk who slmost fired him, but as the hero who saved his job.
38. Knows the difference between "implying" and "inferring".
The_Four_Toed_Creed
Creed rules!
letsgotochilis
1. Made love to lots of women outdoors in the mud & rain...possibly a guy could have slipped in.
2. Likes to steal things
3. Had his own radio show called Wacky Weed Creed (deleted scene)
4. Never owned a refrigerator
5. Only has 4 toes on one of his feet due to the fact that his chinese parents bound his feet as a child to make him more attractive to suitors, not knowing that this is only done for girls.
6. Likes to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death.
7. Plays a mean electric guitar.
8. Thinks a big pile of crap on Michael's carpet smells like soup.
9. Was adopted by an chinese couple.
10. Not only knows what weed looks like, but can name the type ("northern lights cannibus indiga")
11. Was in an iron lung as a child
12. Was in the band The Grass Roots.
13. Regifts old shirts for Christmas presents.
14. Wants to have his desk facing the other direction so he has a better view of the receptionist. Tired of looking at the redhead.
15. Doesn't know the names of any of his co-workers
16. Is in charge of customer quality assurance. Customers call him and he assures that Dundermifflin paper is of the highest quality. His calls usually last less than 90 seconds, which is good because...
17. He did a lot of drugs and his brain is fried.
18. He stopped caring a long time ago.
19. Prefers arcade shooting games to ice-skating.
20. Once was chosen to be fired but weaseled his way out
21. Is a much better employee than devon
22. Back in the 60's, he looked like the love child of Mork from Ork and Gallagher:
23. Was hired into Dunder Mifflin by Michael's predecessor, Ed Truck.
24. Got trampled by Dwight when the football hijinks got out of hand (in the deleted scenes he captures it
and runs away with it, calling it 'MY ball').
25. Needs money for retirement
26. Doesn't like being punched ("Why did you punch me?")
27. Believes the appropriate pronunciation of Carnival is 'Carnivaaale' (deleted scene).
27. Revealed that he is not homophobic and that during his 60s mud romps, it's possible a dude slipped in.
29. Would really like to get in on the Shekel train.
30. Confirmed that Andrea is the Office B!tch.
31. Took extra interest in Michael's 'per diem' benjamin--inferring #2 (deleted scene).
32. Has an "old man smell" due to eating mung beans.
33. He sleeps in the Office four nights a week
34. His "associates" in Canada know nothing about Dunder Mifflin
35. Has the rare ability to play a left-handed guitar right handed
36. Sleeps in the Scranton office 4 days a week.
37. Credits his boss, Michael Scott nt as the jerk who slmost fired him, but as the hero who saved his job.
38. Knows the difference between "implying" and "inferring".
39. Pronounces "carnival" as "carna -VAL" (bloopers)
whimper
40. Creed is the best character on the show.
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