This COULD/SHOULD go in the OFF TOPIC thread that is read hourly

Acording to my science fair sheet I need to have a catchy title for my science fair project by tomorrow and I cant think of anything. My project is on the rate that different ice creams melt. (Of cource I have to choose a project that involves ben and jerrys)

I promise that this doesnt count as cheating because I asked my mom for the same question last time I did science fair.
Please help.

Hm, posts about deleted posts get deleted, too, huh? The rules of this place must really be long and hilarious.

Where are they, I can only find an FAQ that doesn't have any rules. I'd really like to read them, they must be spectacular.

Rule number 9: Do not post a message about posts of yours that were deleted for no reason.

How am I supposed to learn the rules if they aren't explained?

Basic Netiquette--see page 2

Those are the basic "Netiquette" rules that Offiiconada has posted. They are the rules of conduct for our board. Other "rules" can be found throughout that topic, as many people have asked questions regarding conduct and what is "allowed."

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Regarding Stankleberry's posts, I have filed those away because they were either derogatory and/or abusive towards other members of the forum and/or were flooding the boards with the same (false) information about the contents of a certain promo. Posting that information on one thread as a joke is one matter. Flooding the boards with the same message is simply inflammatory and will not be tolerated. Future posts on that theme will continue to go in the Special File.