I finally got to finish LA Confidential & it was fabulous. I mean, it wasn't as good as Chinatown IMO but it was still a pretty amazing film. I'll admit that I was confused at times but luckily everything came together at the end. This film also featured one of the greatest casts ever. How can anyone go wrong with Russell Crowe, Danny DeVito, Kevin Spacey & many others. Speaking of the cast, Russell Crowe was simply dreamy
Another film I got around to watching was Clue & it was frigging hilarious. The cast worked well together to make it the perfect blend of comedy & suspense, although the film leaned more on the comedy side. There were some twists but since it all came together at the end, one doesn't have to pay close attention. It was interesting witnessing the board game being brought to life, or is the other way around. Just for the sake of it, I'll post some of my favourite lines from the film:
Wadsworth: Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances?
Miss Scarlet: Ah!
[laughs]
Mrs. White: Why is that funny?
Miss Scarlet: I see! That's why he was lying on his back, in his coffin!
Mrs. White: I didn't kill him.
Colonel Mustard: Then why are you paying the blackmailer?
Mrs. White: I don't want a scandal, do I? We had a very humiliating confrontation. He was deranged, he was...
[points to head]
Mrs. White: ... a lunatic! He actually didn't seem to like me very much; he had threatened to kill me in public.
Miss Scarlet: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Wadsworth: I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.
[rolls eyes]
Miss Scarlet: Oh.
Miss Scarlet: Was that his final word on the matter?
Mrs. White: Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say?
Wadsworth: And yet, he was the one that died, not you, Mrs. White, not you!
Miss Scarlet: What did he do for a living?
Mrs. White: He was a scientist, nuclear physics.
Miss Scarlet: What was he like?
Mrs. White: He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died, but he was found dead at home. His head had been cut off, and so had his... you KNOW.
[Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum, and Mr. Green cross legs]
Mrs. White: I had been out all evening, at the movies.
Miss Scarlet: Do you miss him?
Mrs. White: Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.
Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
Mrs. White: Well, that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared!
Mrs. White: [admittedly] He wasn't a very good illusionist.
Wadsworth: Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or die
Professor Plum: Die?
Wadsworth: Merely quoting, sir, from Alfred Lord Tennyson.
Colonel Mustard: I prefer Kipling, myself. "The female of the species is more deadly than the male."
[to Miss Scarlet]
Colonel Mustard: Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlet?
[he offers her a tray]
Miss Scarlet: [takes food off the tray] Sure, I'll eat anything.
Miss Scarlet: Maybe there is such a thing as life after death.
Mrs. White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!
Wadsworth: You were jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette, that's why you killed him too.
Mrs. White: Yes.
[walks down stairs]
Mrs. White: Yes, I did it, I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... That... it... it... flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heaving... breath - , heaving breaths. Heaving breath...
Wadsworth: You recognized Yvette, didn't you? Don't deny it!
Mrs. White: What do you mean, "Don't deny it"? I'm not denying anything!
Wadsworth: Another denial!
Mrs. White: Thhbbtt!
Wadsworth: Let's move the cook's body into the study.
Colonel Mustard: Why?
Wadsworth: I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy.
Mrs. White: How did you get in?
Mr. Green: The door was locked!
Mrs. White: That’s a great trick!
Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other women's?
Colonel Mustard: Yours.
Mrs. White: Five.
Colonel Mustard: Five?
Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft strong and disposable.
Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
Colonel Mustard: Right!
Mrs. Peacock: Everything all right?
Colonel Mustard: Yup, two corpses, everything's fine.
[Wadsworth has just greeted Mr. Green at the door]
Wadsworth: [to the dogs] SIT.
[Mr. Green quickly and nervously sits down on a bench]
Wadsworth: No, not you, sir.
Mrs. Peacock: What does you husband do?
Mrs. White: Nothing.
Mrs. Peacock: Nothing?
Mrs. White: Well, he just lies around on his back all day.
Miss Scarlet: Sounds like hard work to me.
[a scream is heard in the locked billiard room]
Professor Plum: It must be the murderer.
Mr. Green: Why would *he* scream?
Easily one of the best & funniest films ever
*eta* The flames on the side of the face line was completely improvised. It's posted here on youtube & note her falling up the stairs

