Please tell me I'm not the only one who sat through this whole benifit.

Only funny thing all night: Triumph

A disaster except for Seinfeld who had very good material. Triumph was OK but not as good as usual.

Pernod (wearing my Foster Grants )

Oof. I feel lucky I didn't bother. But, you know, (and you saw this coming, I know it)--look who was hosting. That's all I can say.

SonOfJoel (Who's cynical? Me?)

I didn't think Seinfeld was that good. He had a few things that were pretty funny like, "If you want my full attenton go outside and call me on this phone."
I was terribly dissapointed in most everyone else. Adam Sandler's mini-pony bit was horrible, to the point that Brian Williams coming out and reading news stories with random names in it was funnier. He even said, "Did better than that mini pony." Mike Myers as the really rich British guy was stupid, Ben Stiller as David Blaine was even more stupid. Ricky Gervais was flat out bad and Jon Stewart couldn't stop laughing when he was supposed to be holding a straight face.
Truimph was the funniest thing all night, but I agree with Pernod, even he wasn't that good.

Crap! I completely forgot to watch this. I'm sure they will re-run it, though. Was it really that bad? What did Colbert do?

I didn't feel it was worth my time to sit through the whole thing.
Colbert came on right after Bath and Body Works presented a check for...$100,000? $50,000? I can't remember but it was one of those big checks. Then Stephen came on with a check that was "30% larger." In size. For $50. Then he brought out a giant invoice for the giant check, claiming autism owed him $25 bucks because the big check actually cost him $75. He announced that he would make a personal donation of $50,000...by waiving his apperance fee.
It was a better bit than Steve Carell's begging cats of crazy old rich women to donate money to the charity after their owners died and left them all that cash. He did this by meowing for about 2 minutes.