I went through my box of books while unpacking, and chose to re-read The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman - better known as the PC in the Mac commercials, and the resident expert on The Daily Show.
Fans of weird, deadpan humor (like Flight of the Conchords, which Hodgman has also appeared on) should love this book. My favorite chapter is the list of 700 hobo names, some of which include:
Giant Bat Wings Roland
Cheesequake O'Lennox
Cleats Onionpocket
Sticklegs McOhio
Turkeyballs Paco
Zipgun Gloucester Gluck
No-Shoulders Smalltooth Jones
Dora the Explorer
Abelard "Sunken Treasure" Lowtrousers
Feminine Forearms Rosengarten
Mister Torso, the Legless Wonder
Nick Nolte
Reynaldo Reynaldoson, Who Will One Day Kill His Father
Achilles Snail-Hair the Buddha
Fatman and the Creature (note: there was no creature)
Hodgman
reads the complete list on the website for the book, accompanied by a banjo.
QUOTE
An Almanac of Complete World Knowledge Compiled with Instructive Annotation and Arranged in Useful Order by Me, John Hodgman, a Professional Writer, in the Areas of My Expertise, which Include: Matters Historical; Matters Literary; Matters Cryptozoological; Hobo Matters; Food, Drink, & Cheese (a Kind of Food); Squirrels & Lobsters & Eels; Haircuts; Utopia; What Will Happen in the Future; and Most Other Subjects; Illustrated with a Reasonable Number of Tables and Figures, and Featuring the Best of "Were You Aware of It?", John Hodgman's Long-Running Newspaper Novelty Column of Strange Facts and Oddities of the Bizarre