This is officially my 1000th post. I have prepared a speech. *ahem*

Posts alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for 1000 posts? We are warriors! Flans of the Office boards, I ask you once more, rise, and be worthy of this historical hour! The hour of my 1000th post. I say, boardsmen, and women, of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. For it is together, together that we prevail! I have a dream that one day new people and Veterans will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day, we will be able to forget stankleberry and his horrendous acts. That day is today.


-October 31, 2006, ShortBusDriver

You are averaging over 15 posts per day. COUGH*loser*COUGH. Josh did you hear what I said.

(audience response) Together that we prevail! (applause)



Congrats SBD!

That brought tears of joy to my eyes.

*cough*loser*cough*

oh excuse me! Did you say something sbd?

I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT!!!!

at least I'm not as bad as the Passions people.....

Congratulations SBD


p.s. everyone please do not call anyone a loser, really is it necessary?And thats my opinion.

You're totally right. We are all on the Office message boards. I redact it.

Well I was just coughing. But I redact my cough.

All this coughing going around I'm going to ask Offcionada for her jug o' Nyquil

You joined a week and a half after I did and you have 300 posts more than I do. I guess retard steroids really do work.

You are the mother f-ing antichrist


too much?

okay congrats. Whooo 700 for me whoooo.

Congrats SBD!!! I'm getting close to 300, so you have me beat by quite a bit.

Congratulations SBD!

You have set a posting rate others can only dream of, (no I'm not one of them ). One-thousand posts in 2, that's right, 2 months. Smart move too with the Interactive Hangman thread. Someday you will join CookieCookie, Fat_Halpert and Scrantonbranch in the hallowed halls of thread-dom, (*checking Hangman thread* Wow! Looks like that will happen someday SOON!) Way to go overachiever!

I am truly impressed. But now I feel like such a failure! You were talking about being so far behind when I was reaching my 500, and now you have completely surpassed me. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?!? No, honestly, I've just been waaaaaay to busy. (excuses!) Honestly--I have a lot of crapola goin on right now, and it's amazing that I can even CHECK the board every day. But aside from that... I'll be honest--tehre haven't been many posts that I've even wanted to go into! They all seem so bleh to me right now. I don't know why. I think because there's so many people now--which is great--but it just seems overwhelming. Anyways... enough with my self-pitying ramblings.

SBD, CONGRATS. FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BLACK, COLD HEART.


WOOHOO!!!

So did you bang your key board and wave your hands around like a lunitic? You know all the great speakers of our time did that.

Oh, and yes congrats on the 1000th post. I have to say I enjoy reading your posts. I find them funny and you tell it like it is.

Congratulations, SBD! Look how far you have come, now that you are a beloved member here. Although the mention of stankleberry made the hackles on the back of my neck stand up. And those coughing and mean people above? Just remember all the Andys of the world will find their calculators levitating in jello someday.

I am glad you have a hobby that is not gang related.

At least SBD's manic posting keeps him off the streets...

Amen...

Congratulations, SBD. Your speech was inspirational. I enjoy your posts - you make me smile

What in god's name is this world coming to??????

Congratulations! I'm dreaming of the day I make 50!

Your opinion is a question? Is that even possible????

Congrats SBD! I just passed 100... so I doubt I'll ever catch up.

congrats

Total pwnage. new people. ahh my physics class.

congratulations... i guess.

also, i liked ilovepams speech better, for his 1000 post.

could you give me the link to that?

yeah, but how many noobz had to die? how much blood was spilled as you chaulked up post after vicious post? okay, some were nice, but oh the corpses, I still see them when I close my eyes...

but still, 1000, thats a pretty large number ya got there.

twss, along with congratulations.

Im starting feel bad. I joined before before SBD and havent reached 500.

congrats SBD!! Im inching my way up to 200 and am so happy i didnt get killed offlol I love reading your posts. To only be like you....sigh, one day...when i grow up .lol

All he did was thank people...

Wow an all time low for you!

all you did is copy!

HAHAHA trust me you should feel good about that not bad... HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA That was very funny!!!

my, my... aren't we cranky today!