You nailed it bono_and_god! Finally, this was my favorite game.

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I need new shoes.

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Jim and Katy met in the office and now...

"...I guess they're like going out, or dating, or something."
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"But, the fact that he told me his secret and no one else says everything about our friendship. And it is why..."

I will do my best to keep his secret, for as long as I possibly can.

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Angela has been worse than usual lately...

"...and we have a party to throw."
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"We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is..."

Together that we prevail!

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I'm serious, my closet doors will not shut.

I didn't know how much you needed so here you go:

"I mean, it only takes so long to measure to make sure that clothes will hang up because aren't all hangers like that big? So I don't understand why the closet engineer didn't think of that. So now I'm doing this new thing where I just leave piles of clothes on the floor and then I walk around the piles to get an outfit..."
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"Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television..."

North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe. Ryan started the fire!

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Cause people start coming into work late, and they have dentist appointments...

"And that's when it is nice to let them know that you can beat them up."
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"It's serious down there. We do dangerous stuff, man. This is shenanigans, foolishness, Nerf-ball..."

Sittin' on your biscuit, never having to risk it

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Would I rather be feared or loved?

"Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today at the dojo."
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"The perfect girl for me would be Konikotaka. She has the most amazing story. She was orphaned at age 10 when both her parents were assassinated, and she was taken in by a wealthy, but very cruel, businessman. So she practiced aikido in secret for years until she could avenge the death of her parents..."

"She's also a survivor of monster rape."


"I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate in some really intense, psychologically intense conversations."

"So we're going to be playing Desert Island, um, Who Would You Do?"
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"I talked to her, Holly. Just pleasantries, nothing, you know, not like do you want kids or religion or what side of the bed do you want..."

"At this point I'd be willing to take either side"

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"And since I don't have a butler..."

"I have to do it myself."

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"So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. "

"Which is unfortunate because it turns out Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs"

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"Michael stands at the front of the boat..."

"and says he's king of the world in the first hour or I give you my next paycheck."

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"Give me the bottle Dwight, or you're fired!"

"You can't fire me. I don't work in this van."

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"Don't be an idiot..."

"Changed my life."
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"And the first thing they teach you is that you've got to be true to your self..."

"And you are all about authority."


"Five of us transferred from Stamford. There are two of us left. Me and Karen. It's like we are touring Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and dropping off one by one. Well, guess what?..."

"I'm not falling in a chocolate river."

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"I have a nice comforter and two pillows..."

"I usually read a chapter of a book, and it's lights out by 8:30. That's how I sleep at night!"

"Pam, will you...?"

"wait one second, while I tie my shoe?" ( )

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"I wonder what people like about me? Probably..."

my jugs!!"


"364 days..."

"till the next pretzel day."

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"Andy Bernard doesn't lose contests. He wins them. Or..."

he quits them because they are unfair."

"I love kids. I have a few of..."