Hey so I'm on the west coast and have nothing to do for two and a half more hours, so I thought i'd try this game out! I searched, and i didnt find anything like it. Here's how it works: I'll write a part of a conversation, and then the next person has to try to finish it. Then they could either say continue, which means they want the next person to keep going with the same conversation, or start a new one. Hopefully it works!! If it doesn't, well, it's my first attempt at a game, so dont be too mad. I'll start with my all time favorite scene.

Knock, please. This is an office.

I'll rescue you!


"It says workspace."

"Hey, why don't you just go up to your office and get some work done and I'll just bring you a pretzel."

"Because I like them a certain way and if this thing gets screwed up, the whole thing is blown"

(i had to look that one up)

here's mine:

"you, me, bar, beers, buzzed, wings, shots, drunk, waitresses, hot..."

haha, thanks that was nice.

"no. i dont want to do any of that"

this one is kinda easy:

i want you to think about it long and hard.

TWSS. Don't you dare.

Can I be a bridesmaid?

"um.." (I hope that's right, if not, someone save me!)


New one:
"Do we know anybody who was in the accident?"

"Brad Pitt."


"I made Pam laugh so hard she fell out of her chair and almost broke her neck..."

"...so I killed - almost."

"How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?"

"That's over several months, Ryan."

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"There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county."

I wonder if it's because we are downstream from that old bread factory?

"In the Wild there is no Healthcare . . ."

In the wild, the healthcare is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead."
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"This next award goes to somebody, who really, lights up the office."

somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out, 'The Hottest in the Office Award', goes to...Ryan the Temp!

I had to research that one!
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"Dwight, if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?"

And for some reason I always hear "I believe in miracles" in my head after that quote


I can travel anywhere, except Cuba. And I will travel to New Zealand. And walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor. And then I will hike Mount Doom.
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No captain, no signs of life down here......

Just a wet blanket named Pam. Doo. Doo. (Making noises of sensor.)
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A-W-E (clap clap) S-O-M-E

Awesome, Awsome's what we are! We're the football super stars!
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"Fact. You never drink grape soda. Fact. You are talking to Jim. You never talk to Jim."

Jim and I talk all the time. We tell each other secrets.
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"Where are we going?" "Chuck E Cheese's"

"Eh, I'm sick of Chuck E. Cheese." "We're going to the hospital." "I know. I'm just sayin'."
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This one's going to be good.

"So. What's it like dating a cheerleader?"

Oh, um.
(After 27 agonizing seconds of silence...) I'm cold.
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It's really good to see you, man.

Michael: "Yeah...wow...I didn't expect that. Good to see you too."

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"Really, Dwight? How fast are you?"

"Let’s just put it this way, last weekend I outran a black pepper snake."


"I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words: you're fired. "You're fired." Oh, "you're fired." He just makes people sad. And an office can't function that way. No way. "You're fired." I think if I had a catchphrase it would be...."

"you're hired"

"I'll take a beer and a seven and seven..."

"it would be you're hired!"


now one of my fav's :

"Me and New York? I own that city...

With six (?) marischino cherries, blended if you can.

See Delano's Post ^^^ for next one

Foget about id!
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What are you implying? (This is said twice, but I'm talking about the one with an actual response.)

Can I just say that I'm SUCH a cheater when it comes to this game, but it's still fun!

"have you ever...pooped a balloon?"


Oh, poor Oscar, people are always implying things about him : )
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Do you want to give Michael your urine?

I want him to have all the urine he needs.
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How do you know I like Liz Claiborne?

(thanks bluejeanbaby, we must've posted around the same time)

...It's my job to know."
or it was "...it's part of my job description."


next one! : "Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone’s ever done for these people and they freak-out..."

Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame!
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My name is Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute.

His father's name...Dwide Schrude. Amish.
(That's one of my favorites!)
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This one might be tough. 10 points to whoever gets it!

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

I'll stab at it -

Andy to Large Tuna?



"Thanks Pan"

"pan...?" pams reply , in "the injury"

that was easy. Gimme something hard to sell.


new quote(this is a funny one) : "Hey Toby. You said that we could come to you if we had any questions…"

Sorry, that's not right but good guess! It's from "Bring your daughter to work day" when Meredith's kid asks Michael if he had a girlfriend. Then Michael says "I do o.k.".

I said it was a toughy so 5 point to 6footcord for effort!


..what does the female vagina look like?"

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"Permission to join the Validity Committee."

Permission denied.

"so I captivated the guy..."

who captivated 1000 guys.
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"I think those are empty."

No, no cuz the ice melts, and then it’s like, second drink!
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I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl....

so I'm wise, and i have worms.


if i have to do this, based on stereotypes that are completely untrue and that i dont believe in...

You would maybe not be a very good driver.
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Let's get you in a tub.

roy to pam....let's get you into a tub

"What did you do yesterday?"
"Nothing, how was your day?"...

I don't care how your day was, Michael.
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What about you? Her boobs.

That is not what i meant...

(im not 100% sure thats the cor-rect wording)

"Big deal, three round pieces of paper taped to a shirt...this cost me 130 bucks"

"A**" - Phyllis to Dwight

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"I uh, I am going to be a father."

"what was Oprah about?"

"but it's nothing compared to the way Michael..."

either, staring or looking but I can't remember.

"...been looking at me all week." -cut to Michael staring-
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"Planet Caprica." "What's that?"

Scotty! You give the most random....I thought I was an uber-flan before I played this with you! Off to do some research...

Yea!!!!! I found it!!!! Getting distracted by fun DVD extras can actually help!

It's from Battlestar Galactica.

OK. Alright.
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Stanley, of course.

Your either looking for: "I'm sorry?" or "Why "of course"?" here
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Yes, I have acted before.

"I was in Oklahoma in school" (or something like that) "I played Mutie the Mailman"

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"Ryan I want you to go to my mom's house..."

"The back kitchen window should be unlock, grab a tape labelled "Fundle Bundle" and my tamborine."

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"I want you to think about it LONG and HARD..."

That's what she said! (Don't you dare)

And those are the rules of Jinx . . .