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Officionada
QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Mar 14 2007, 03:40 PM) *
What's this? A challenge from the Queen-Bee herself?!? The Moderatrix of all Moderators? One must but comply with thine wishes...

I only throw out challenges to the grasshoppas whom I believe to be capable of meeting them. wink.gif
Roy_Anderson
I dont throw down challenges, I throw down gauntlets.
Officionada
QUOTE (Roy_Anderson @ Mar 14 2007, 04:01 PM) *
I dont throw down challenges, I throw down gauntlets.

You throw down garters? What? Oh, sorry, I had a momentary lapse of attention... tongue.gif
scottyskater77
QUOTE (Diapers @ Mar 14 2007, 02:22 PM) *
"Everything's different, yet the same. Things are more moderner than before, bigger, and yet smaller. There's computers...
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San Dimas High School Football Rules!"

One of the greatest lines in cinema history. Also, The Ataris have a song titled "San Dimas High School Football Rules!", but the title has nothing to do with the song. laugh.gif
BlueJeanBaby05
QUOTE (sharladawn @ Mar 14 2007, 02:35 PM) *
You know what's funny to me? Some of Keanu Reeves's best acting is displayed in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.



You know what is also funny. My husband would agree with you 100%.

(In fact he'll tell you that is the ONLY movie Keanu Reeve's has ever acted in.)
Fancy_New_Becca
I barely woke up at 1130 today. I was only up til 1 am watching a movie. I have to fess up that when I left here I acted like a complete baby. I was hurtin laugh.gif I kept my wrist in a ice pack for hours. It didn't help that I had burised it badly when I slipped an fell in the shower the day before the way. That was so much fun. Scotty, when are you and I going to get the next one going?? laugh.gif laugh.gif
scottyskater77
QUOTE (BlueJeanBaby05 @ Mar 14 2007, 03:09 PM) *
(In fact he'll tell you that is the ONLY movie Keanu Reeve's has ever acted in.)

That's because he had to act dumber than he really is. tongue.gif
BlueJeanBaby05
QUOTE (scottyskater77 @ Mar 14 2007, 03:11 PM) *
That's because he had to act dumber than he really is. tongue.gif



Wow, didn't think that was possible. Maybe he just had to be himself.











(I should stop. I don't know him. Maybe he's really a smart guy that just can't act)
Diapers
QUOTE (BlueJeanBaby05 @ Mar 14 2007, 02:09 PM) *
(In fact he'll tell you that is the ONLY movie Keanu Reeve's has ever acted in.)


You're not giving him enough credit for Prince of Pennsylvania, River's Edge or Freaked.
Fancy_New_Becca
QUOTE (Diapers @ Mar 14 2007, 01:27 PM) *
You're not giving him enough credit for Prince of Pennsylvania, River's Edge or Freaked.
diapers you forgot his stellar performance in Babes in Toyland with Drew Barrymore smile.gif
sharladawn
QUOTE (Diapers @ Mar 14 2007, 02:27 PM) *
You're not giving him enough credit for Prince of Pennsylvania, River's Edge or Freaked.

That's because the "acting" that was done in those movies was canceled out by A Walk in the Clouds.

We can save the grapes!

QUOTE (scranton temp liz @ Mar 14 2007, 02:31 PM) *
diapers you forgot his stellar performance in Babes in Toyland with Drew Barrymore smile.gif

Oh my gosh! I had completely blocked that out of my mind.

*makes phone call to therapist*

Thanks STL. You've just set me back 3 years.
Going_Mach_5
I think everyone has forgotten a little movie called Point Break, easily my favorite Keanu Reeves movie. I think he does a decent job acting, I mean it's not easy to play a cop who goes undercover as a surfer to help stop bank robberies.
Officeholic
QUOTE (scranton temp liz @ Mar 14 2007, 04:11 PM) *
I barely woke up at 1130 today. I was only up til 1 am watching a movie. I have to fess up that when I left here I acted like a complete baby. I was hurtin laugh.gif I kept my wrist in a ice pack for hours. It didn't help that I had burised it badly when I slipped an fell in the shower the day before the way. That was so much fun. Scotty, when are you and I going to get the next one going?? laugh.gif laugh.gif
i went back to bed after kids got on the bus and slept from 9am or so till 1230 and still felt bad. I managed to clean the kitchen, hide laundry that needs to be folded, and leftovers for dinner tonight. I'm going to take a few sleep 'aids' and call it a night early.

quick vent: i have a flaming pimple on my left temple and I feel like it is my twin, it feel so big. mad.gif
Diapers
SD and Lizzie, you guys are digging deep. I've never seen A Walk in the Clouds or Babes in Toyland.

Should we start a thread for Keanu and go through all of his credits on IMDB?
hottestinoffice
O-h, get some hot water and mix some salt in it, then dip a cotton ball in it. Put the cotton ball on the zit for about 3 minutes. It should help. Otherwise, ice cubes reduce swelling and eye drops reduce redness.

I have the same birthday as Keanu Reeves. Fun fact!
Officeholic
QUOTE (HottestInOffice @ Mar 14 2007, 04:54 PM) *
O-h, get some hot water and mix some salt in it, then dip a cotton ball in it. Put the cotton ball on the zit for about 3 minutes. It should help. Otherwise, ice cubes reduce swelling and eye drops reduce redness.
my ice pick worked too laugh.gif
sharladawn
QUOTE (Diapers @ Mar 14 2007, 02:53 PM) *
SD and Lizzie, you guys are digging deep. I've never seen A Walk in the Clouds or Babes in Toyland.

Consider yourself a very, VERY lucky diaper. wink.gif

HIO - now you've got the perfect ice-breaker if you ever meet Sandra Bullock!
hottestinoffice
I can't pop pimples. Something about it...ew. I just have to salt it till it dies.
Fancy_New_Becca
QUOTE (sharladawn @ Mar 14 2007, 01:35 PM) *
That's because the "acting" that was done in those movies was canceled out by A Walk in the Clouds.

We can save the grapes!
Oh my gosh! I had completely blocked that out of my mind.

*makes phone call to therapist*

Thanks STL. You've just set me back 3 years.

laugh.gif why do people always tell me that?

QUOTE (Officeholic @ Mar 14 2007, 01:52 PM) *
i went back to bed after kids got on the bus and slept from 9am or so till 1230 and still felt bad. I managed to clean the kitchen, hide laundry that needs to be folded, and leftovers for dinner tonight. I'm going to take a few sleep 'aids' and call it a night early.

quick vent: i have a flaming pimple on my left temple and I feel like it is my twin, it feel so big. mad.gif

I'm having a early nite too. want to split the sleep aids with me?

QUOTE (Diapers @ Mar 14 2007, 01:53 PM) *
SD and Lizzie, you guys are digging deep. I've never seen A Walk in the Clouds or Babes in Toyland.

Should we start a thread for Keanu and go through all of his credits on IMDB?

perhaps we should diapers. Lets not forgot he made a little movie in canada with some semi homosexual acts. Wolf man or something like that. Best line ever by keanu-can you get arrested for that? having sex with a kangaroo?
sharladawn
QUOTE (scranton temp liz @ Mar 14 2007, 03:00 PM) *
Lets not forgot he made a little movie in canada with some semi homosexual acts.

Have you ever seen The Night Before? He's a dorky high-school kid and Lori Loughlin plays the prom queen/cheerleader who loses a bet or something and so she has to go to the prom with him. He ends up getting lost in a shady part of town, then drugged, and some guy steals his car, and somehow Lori Loughlin's character gets sold to a p|mp and handcuffed to a motel bed in her underwear.

Wow, I just realized it sounds like I'm describing a p0rn movie. Not the case. It's actually a comedy from the 80's. Before his Bill and Ted days.

Of course, they end up lolling in fuv. wub.gif wub.gif
sammy57
QUOTE (sharladawn @ Mar 14 2007, 05:21 PM) *
Have you ever seen The Night Before? He's a dorky high-school kid and Lori Loughlin plays the prom queen/cheerleader who loses a bet or something and so she has to go to the prom with him. He ends up getting lost in a shady part of town, then drugged, and some guy steals his car, and somehow Lori Loughlin's character gets sold to a p|mp and handcuffed to a motel bed in her underwear.

Wow, I just realized it sounds like I'm describing a p0rn movie. Not the case. It's actually a comedy from the 80's. Before his Bill and Ted days.


Lori Loughlin? Are you sure it wasn't a "very special episode" of Full House?
mixedberries_1
QUOTE (sharladawn @ Mar 14 2007, 11:35 AM) *
You know what's funny to me? Some of Keanu Reeves's best acting is displayed in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Like . . . totally.
sharladawn
QUOTE (sammy57 @ Mar 14 2007, 03:23 PM) *
Lori Loughlin? Are you sure it wasn't a "very special episode" of Full House?

I think you're right! It's the one where Danny teaches D.J. about the birds and the bees.
sammy57
QUOTE (sharladawn @ Mar 14 2007, 05:25 PM) *
I think you're right! It's the one where Danny teaches D.J. about the birds and the bees.


And then DJ tells him how it's really done. Aunt Becky and Uncle Keanu showed her.
Fancy_New_Becca
I can say luckily no. wow, afterschool special written all over that one
DarthSchrute
QUOTE (Officionada @ Mar 14 2007, 11:44 AM) *
I only throw out challenges to the grasshoppas whom I believe to be capable of meeting them. wink.gif



DS thanks the academy: Big-O, Little-O, my director SS77, fellow cast: AOM, BigD, BJB, BW, CC, CO, CTG, DDL, DT, Fatty, FIO, GM5, GP, GS, HIO, HIOB, MB, MJ, MD, myalika, PH, PP, RA, SB, SBD, SD, SLCS, SR, SS, STL, VB, WOS, WS, inspiration from: DWANGELA, DWIM, JACHAEL, JAM, JAREN, KYAN, PHYLOB, RAM, CLR, FNB, FNR, OFP, the PLoD, PR, SOR, TWoP without whom this wouldn't be possible.

Word count: 69
Acronyms: 53
76.81% (suck on that! tongue.gif )
DarthSchrute
I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

-----------------------------------------------------


(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)
mixedberries_1
ohmy.gif Masterful!
sharladawn
QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Mar 14 2007, 03:34 PM) *
I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

-----------------------------------------------------


(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)

It is together that we prevail!
Officeholic
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice wub.gif


(hides from pounding...headache)
scottyskater77
QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Mar 14 2007, 04:34 PM) *
I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

-----------------------------------------------------


(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)

"TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!" ****applause****

What a beautiful speech. biggrin.gif
Pam_Halpert_1
Standing O

Together WE WILL prevail!!!

Beautiful speech!!!!
mixedberries_1
QUOTE (Pam Halpert @ Mar 14 2007, 02:25 PM) *
Standing O

God, I have such a dirty mind. dry.gif







tongue.gif
BlueJeanBaby05
QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Mar 14 2007, 04:33 PM) *
DS thanks the academy: Big-O, Little-O, my director SS77, fellow cast: AOM, BigD, BJB, BW, CC, CO, CTG, DDL, DT, Fatty, FIO, GM5, GP, GS, HIO, HIOB, MB, MJ, MD, myalika, PH, PP, RA, SB, SBD, SD, SLCS, SR, SS, STL, VB, WOS, WS, inspiration from: DWANGELA, DWIM, JACHAEL, JAM, JAREN, KYAN, PHYLOB, RAM, CLR, FNB, FNR, OFP, the PLoD, PR, SOR, TWoP without whom this wouldn't be possible.

Word count: 69
Acronyms: 53
76.81% (suck on that! tongue.gif )



QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Mar 14 2007, 04:34 PM) *
I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

-----------------------------------------------------


(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)


I think I am in love. wub.gif
hottestinoffice
Aww, you're awesome Darth!

smile.gif
Pam_Halpert_1
QUOTE (mixedberries @ Mar 14 2007, 06:31 PM) *
God, I have such a dirty mind. dry.gif







tongue.gif



You and me both MB.....you and me both
Fancy_New_Becca
Darth better than any speech given at my high school graduation. I'm so moved.


Mixed- your not the only one with the dirty mind. I was thinking the same thing
BlueJeanBaby05
QUOTE (an oven mit! @ Mar 14 2007, 06:25 PM) *
in class today i was cracking up because we were talking about woody stems and how they werent flexible and how they were brown.



LOL!!

are you in a horticulture class?
snogging_staplers
QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Mar 14 2007, 03:34 PM) *
I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

-----------------------------------------------------


(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)


Me lobe yoy long Tim.
scottyskater77
QUOTE (mixedberries @ Mar 14 2007, 05:31 PM) *
God, I have such a dirty mind.

I guess I'm rubbing off on ya.



*EDIT*
^I just realized how dirty this statement sounds. laugh.gif
Pam_Halpert_1
but scotty I thought what we had was special wink.gif

I mean I remember just like it was yesterday you, me,.....jim

behind the tanks....

LOL
sammy57
QUOTE (scottyskater77 @ Mar 14 2007, 09:22 PM) *
I guess I'm rubbing off on ya.
*EDIT*
^I just realized how dirty this statement sounds. laugh.gif


Yeah. But you didn't say twss.

So I'm going to.

twss.
Officionada
QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Mar 14 2007, 05:33 PM) *
DS thanks the academy: Big-O, Little-O, my director SS77, fellow cast: AOM, BigD, BJB, BW, CC, CO, CTG, DDL, DT, Fatty, FIO, GM5, GP, GS, HIO, HIOB, MB, MJ, MD, myalika, PH, PP, RA, SB, SBD, SD, SLCS, SR, SS, STL, VB, WOS, WS, inspiration from: DWANGELA, DWIM, JACHAEL, JAM, JAREN, KYAN, PHYLOB, RAM, CLR, FNB, FNR, OFP, the PLoD, PR, SOR, TWoP without whom this wouldn't be possible.

Word count: 69
Acronyms: 53
76.81% (suck on that! tongue.gif )

QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Mar 14 2007, 05:34 PM) *
I realized that the above speech was pretty weak, so here's a more moving speech for this momentous occasion:

-----------------------------------------------------


(Darth Schrute starts pounding the podium)

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of Highest-Post-Counts. But from the moment, as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand, that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Users of The Office Message Board, I ask you, once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you that Post-Wh0re is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of forum Trolls and lowly Spammers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, Office Flans and Post-Wh0res of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce. We must never concede control of this Message Board's Highest Post Counts, for it is... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

(more podium pounding and maniacal laughter)

A-W-E-S-O-M-E!


My heart is very full at this moment. wub.gif I expected greatness and you delivered - I think we have a volunteer sheriff's position opening up soon. smile.gif
scottyskater77
QUOTE (Pam Halpert @ Mar 14 2007, 08:24 PM) *
but scotty I thought what we had was special wink.gif

I mean I remember just like it was yesterday you, me,.....jim

behind the tanks....

LOL

That was yesterday. laugh.gif

QUOTE (Officionada @ Mar 14 2007, 08:26 PM) *
I expected greatness and you delivered - I think we have a volunteer sheriff's position opening up soon. smile.gif

I think that would be fitting. I am appointing Dwight Schrute with a volunteer sheriff's position. Will you accept?
DarthSchrute
QUOTE (scottyskater77 @ Mar 14 2007, 06:13 PM) *
That was yesterday. laugh.gif


I think that would be fitting. I am appointing Darth Schrute with a volunteer sheriff's position. Will you accept?


I don't... I don't know what to s... <sniffle-holding-back-tears>

I accept! Wait... is this promotion to "Assistant to the Volunteer Sheriff" or full-on "Volunteer Sheriff"?
scottyskater77
Let's just say it's a Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy position. So, you will now be the Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy.
Pam_Halpert_1
QUOTE (scottyskater77 @ Mar 14 2007, 10:13 PM) *
That was yesterday. laugh.gif



oh I see how it is going to be then... well go aheaad you can have Karen or whatever her name is.....

I mean didnt you have a good time.... mine could of been better wink.gif
BlueJeanBaby05
QUOTE (Pam Halpert @ Mar 14 2007, 10:15 PM) *
oh I see how it is going to be then... well go aheaad you can have Karen or whatever her name is.....

I mean didnt you have a good time.... mine could of been better wink.gif


PH. are you going to come to gabbly. It's quite a party in there
DarthSchrute
QUOTE (scottyskater77 @ Mar 14 2007, 07:10 PM) *
Let's just say it's a Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy position. So, you will now be the Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy.


Yes, I'll take it! Darth Schrute the Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy! Do I get a badge? How many orange traffic cones do you have?
mixedberries_1
QUOTE (an oven mit! @ Mar 14 2007, 03:25 PM) *
in class today i was cracking up because we were talking about woody stems and how they werent flexible and how they were brown.

Oh god! Flashback. I always hated teaching that chapter on plants and having to use terms like "woody stems", "turgid", and "flaccid" all the while trying to keep a straight face. Of course now I'd be thinking, "that's what she said." laugh.gif
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