I feel so used.

I'm sorry, but this board is only big enough for ONE message board couple and Great Phil and I have already taken that spot. Maybe you can have an unrequited love. I think that's still up for grabs!

I can still be scotty's ho right??

casue I can't quit him

Hey, I'm pretty good at receiving unrequited love!

Awesome speech Darth Schrute! *Applause*

Question. Will you also keep the trains running on time?

Well, since he never responded to me, I guess it's unrequited anyway.

As long as you're the only ho for him.

But of course! All aboard! Next stop, Cook...camonga!

I'll solve world-hunger as well...

As much as I would have loved to requite your love in the way you need your love to be requited-ed-ed... I don't think my wife would appreciate it.

But as soon as she leaves me because of my Office Message Board posting-addiction, I'll look you up...

Ditto when my husband leaves me for the same reason.

It's a deal!

Oh I better be

As long as he is nothing but good to his ho!

Remember drawing beards and mustaches on the sperms?


This pimp can recognize. Word.


(I have no clue what that means )

That would have been very unprofessional. However several times I had to stop myself from humming, "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good."

I gave some of mine little combovers.

This reminds me of my sex ed class from high school. The teacher was one of the football coaches, and he explained the conception process on the board with a football diagram: X's and 0's running all over the place! I will never forget that.

Obviously we know what a touchdown represented, but what about the extra point? And how come coaches always ended up teaching sex ed?

I love the gym teacher in Mean Girls who teaches sex ed...

"You will get chlamydia. And die."

So sad I remember that.

"Here. Take some rubbers. Go on! Take them!"

Yeah, during the Dark Ages, it wasn't actually the Bubonic plague that killed millions, it was waves of chlamydia.

Lol yes! I love how he has that box of like, a thousand condoms.

Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.

*wails* I...*sob*...I can't...*sob*...omg...I can't believe I forgot....*sob*.....

Hottest, I'm so sorry I wasn't here *sob* when you broke 2,000 posts...and liz....all of you......*begs*..please forgive me....*sob*....

It' ok Cate. Just make sure you're here next time, Seargent 1st class!
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Thanks Scotty. I'll do my best.

Cause health and gym go together to make PE. I tried to think of something even remotely humorous to put in that sentence but I went with the facts.

oh, oh, oh, is it next time already! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!!!

I thought it was because they'd already seen everybody in the locker room. So it wouldn't be so embarassing.

Sorta the same thing.

Not bad, it almost sounds like it might be the reason, (although I've seen for myself coaches being assigned to teach health or sex ed, simply to make up a full teaching load in the off-season, or so that the school doesn't need to hire an actual health teacher).

Just a thought, with 5 episodes being shown and with Toby talking during the episodes, this could be a pseudo posting engagement.

As a result of the posting frenzy this week in anticipation of The Negotiation, we have inadvertently taken the top 6 spots (8 total) on the top 20 list. Great job!

phew! you had me scared for a moment.

I thought we were going to schedule another war.

I just don't know if I am ready for that.

I find that funny, and ironic!!!!

Yippee! I'm #1!!!! Three cheers for pMS! Hip, hip...

HooooRAY!!!

taking over the board before the new episode hits, I have no doubts you will be able to keep the top spot for the next couple of days then

I had been looking for this!!!

I won the battle!!!!!

muhahaha next time I shall win the war!!!!

I will destroy you Pam. Realize it and join me.

Join the dark side??

will you act like jim?? what will you give me huh??

I dont think scotty would appreciate me talking dirty to you, even though you are so asking for it.

that was an innocent question.. you are just ***** becasue you did nto get any tonight!!

and Scotty is alseep

hahaha sorry could not resist

Or the next battle!

PH! Oh my, What is going on? You just posted another million posts after I went to bed. At that was at 3am your time. I just checked, you have 364 posts in the last 24 ghours. Have you gone insane???

I hope you are sleeping well. Or did you never go to bed (I think you said something about getting up at 5am.)

bed what is that??? I could not go to sleep!!!! I know why tho..
( this is ironic that this is on Scotty's thread)

My "woman's problems" came today, and noramly the night before it comes I cant sleep and I stary up all night.. this happenes every month! So I am used it it.. but yeah.. the problems with being a wonam!!! Tonight it is pralyzing cramps and back problems!!! Oh JOY!!!!!

What have I done?!?! She just can't stop posting.... Where is her "off" button???


The battle's over Pam and you won! Just put down the keyboard and step away from your PC. Everything's going to be fine...

HAHAHAHAHA

OMG why is everything so freaking funny!!!!! Oh thats rigth sleep deprivation hahahahaha

hahah I cant stop laughing!!!!!

Darth help me I can stop.. I am just typing and I cant stop!!!!

hahahaha... OMG this is way to funny... I hate my period!!!! HAHAHAHA

... some one get scotty I have gone manic hahaha

Oh Scotty.. tonight'd date will have to be postponed.. I explian in a PM.. but Sat??!!!!...... and maybe wend? .. if I get home early.. which is a good sign for you!!!

Oh kay I feel conected to you somehow posting in your thread, but need to go to class and write a group speech!!!

lots of love to Darth, BJB, and YOU... for makign my day at 8 the best ever!!! you made me laugh smile and cry.. and no that is not just because I am on my period

I had fun last night and can't wait to do it agian!!!!

Wait a second here!!! I think we need to hear a victory speech from the newly crowned Queen of the Post Wh0res... Oh, wait, that probably doesn't translate very well....

Are you calling me a wh0re??? well BJB does already so I guess you can

Speech groan......... Fine I will write it and post it!!!! but it will not be as good as the masters!!!!! because you are the master!~!!!!!

HAHAHA Darth you are makign my day!!!!

I'm glad my thread has now become the "Pam's period" thread. Fun stuff.

To get this thread back on track, there is a war being planned for sometime shortly after the season finale. I will be talking to Liz about this soon and I hope to see everyone in their battle garbs. *Salute*

you know you love it darling!!!!! OMG I am going crazy!!!!! fdhjfhsljfhlsdh

I am all jumpy and wild righ tnow.. and the window is open in teh 3rd floor computer lab.. I wonder if I jumped if I would hurt myself hahahaha OMG that was nto funny but yet it was.. if there was a bouncy castle I would jump.. agian I would not but still funny!!!

how many posts did I post now?? it has to be way to many to count!!!

Oh Scotty I have to PM you!!!! rememind me later if I dotn get to it.. it is a very busy night.. full of cramps and whinning and emotions and watching CN over and over agian and crying for Jim adn his one single tear... adn Scotty you might want to come home late tongiht hahahaha!!!!!

OMG I have gone crazy some one give me some meds.. Darth broke me.....

I don't even know what to say. I am just busting up laughing.

I seem to have that effect on people today strange I have no idea why

OMG Scotty I have funny things to tell you but right now my head is going way to fast to complete a sentence so I am going to try to calm down and I will tell you!!!!

You need to warn me about the next battle so I can call in sick the next day.. wait I will be off od school so I don't have to!!!!

Goign to write my speech I will make it all emotional becasue I am on my periode... OMG I can nto belive I just typed that IO could erase it but I dont want to hahaha

this is now my mind looks right now!!! crazy huh... my fingers are moving all teh time now ( ahahaha I have a dirty mind)

oh kay going to do something liek stnad on teh roof or make out with the next guy I see... hmmm this could work in my favor?? Oh and does this include the board cause this means I will have to make put with Scotty which I dotn mind but I think Scotty wants to run away from me right now that or shut me up by kissing me and slaming me up agianst the walll??/

wow I am goign to stop typing now HAHAH