ohh I am interested in this place you talk of Liz!!!

Do I still have the same task as last time?? Meeting behind the tanks??

I have proven my posting ablities I say I get a promotion!!!

Who do I have to..... get busy with.... around here to get a promotion.

Why do I have to be the war wh0re???

^^ pam

yes pam no doubt there you are the war Wh0re. What title should darth end up with then??

Those places I speak of pam are for those not of the faint of heart. You will see many things that are shocking and frightening. hehehe

hmmm good question.. I am the War Wh0re for many reason huh??.. my mind tells me I should not be proud of that... yet

Darth can be The Master... we can call him master. OR The Pimp.

hmmm.... I am not shocked that often, but I do get scared... how about a hint.. you know old.. young??

are there a bunch of naked fat people running around playing volleyball?? or is it a place where naked tattoed people practice there skills??

I've been calling him "the Lurker" for a week now.

Nice to have you back, War Wh0re.

im going old school here...darth is the mack daddy

although I don't like my own nakedness naked volleyball could be entertaining

16 days to the war!!

For those of us who were not around for the last war, will ground rules/pertinent information be posted? Anything specific we should know?

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Well there is this thing call post war hangover!!! It is a condition and it is just nasty! ( more info to come later)!!!

^^wedd as general of the war, here are the rules of the war....

The war is a 24 hr war. You try to be on as long as you can and the rule is you gotta make the top 20 board. You have to post as much as you can to show the forces on other boards that the flans are a mighty force. The rule is to keep the top 20 board full of flans at all times.

The day after is nasty. Medical supervision will be needed. There will be red eyes, sore fingers and wrists, stiff backs, numb butts and a extreme sensitivity to light.

Got it--I usually am on all day at work, as you can tell! Can't promise the night time, but I will try my best! Although I don't think I have ever made the top 20 board yet!

not to mention sleep deprevation. The higher you are on the list the more you have these symptoms it seems. Really you do not think it is going to be bad but it is.

Last war I think we almost got all of the top 20 spots. All I know is that Darth and I held the top two for a while ( then I had to sleep )

Your posts have to have some meaning but really many of us can get slopy. Also a trick is to post alot the day before the war so you are already on the top 20 posters list and then when the war comes you do not have to post so much to get yourself on the list at first.. at least that is what I do.

I am sure Scotty and liz will put more stuff on. I am just the Wh0re of the bunch, so really I know nothing.

But we all know it is the wh0re who knows all the real rules!

( some of us battle eachother as well. I know Darth and I see who can get to a certian number first. Scotty and I also battle. You can set wagers as well. But trust me you think you will never post 1,000 and yet after all is said and done you have posted 3,000.... wait that might just be me but you get the idea right!!)

On that side note, I am not going to be able to post as much as I want seeing as I will be in summer school. The one thing I can do is bring my laptop to class, so as long as I do not get caught.. and even if I do get caught this is college I am paying for my education as long as I pass the professors do not care what I do!!!!

Im certain the one word thread will be reopened by the lovely mod's so yeah it's possible. pam and darth are crazy for those posts. I'm aiming this time around for atleast 800

You mean Hedonism?

No, why go someplace to be naked when i can be naked at home for free?

No, i will be vacationing in fortified bunker at an undisclosed location somewhere deep inside of a mountain. Not a dormant volcano though. I learned my lesson with that last time.

Wait so you are going to be at Stargate Comand??

Sorry my inner geek coming out there

You got a thing for McGyver?

no I got a thing for archeologists

That daniel jackson is one fine man...

I like to be in a mountian with him anyday!

I will not be inside of Cheyenne Mountain, no. Between Stargate, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, Joshua and Dick Cheney, there is no free room

I have to work during the first half of the war, so I won't be on much until I get home around 5:00. That gives me a good 7 hours to post. I'll also try to squeeze as many post in on my lunch break as possible. Last time I managed about 95 post in my 1 hour lunch break. I'll try to reach 100 if I can. My main goal, however, is to just be in the top 10.

I'm sure everyone will bring their game face and gear up for the war. Im not sure what I will be doing that day but most likely I will cancel my plans. Unless the brit needs a cuddle.
Last time I think I got 575 posts or something like that so Im shooting for 800. Now the 12th I maybe slightly hungover cause I do plan on drinking a bit since I have to numb the pain of being 29 soon but I'll be here kicking some butt

Shut. It.

sigh I wish I could drink...

Feb 23 can not come soon enough.. haha I just noticed that my b-day is close to the 21.. oh how you mock me

Feb 27th for me.

Well, we are all babies compared to you, cotton top.

I have a regular sized one you can play if you want. I have a hot pink bow.

fine make fun of my situation

I want a hello kitty bow and violin.

I've looked and can not find so asked brit to do this special..we had a talk today despite the anger I have towards him. He talked about having more kids and such and he's agreed if we have a girl..he's going to build a hello kitty crib! Then I yelled at him some more.

pam you can come drink at my house..I plan on getting alittle bombed on the 4th. In fact anyone who wants to see a couple of free firework shows, we can see 4 different ones from our place, BYOB and hang out.

LOL!! Wedd, you're going to have a good time. It's a lot easier to get on the top 20, because we're all here on the same time, so response time is faster and there is more to post, too. I hope you don't get in trouble at work. But you'll notice that a lot of games will be very active too. What's great about the war is that it strengthens what is already a pretty strong Office Flan Community. Some of us get to know each other a little better, and it's just cool because we're all striving for a similar goal. TO TAKE OVER THE TOP 20!!!! ARRRRRRRR!!! (<-- My Battle Cry! )

Wow, I just got myself excited. I can't wait!!!!

hmm my goal.. I am thinking I should say 6,000... but you know lets say 6,500!!!!

going for about 1500 posts then that day. I'm sure you'll be at 5500 by the war. thats a huge feat. If I get more than 800 posts it will because I've smoked cracked and can't stop posting.

hahahaha.. last war I posted 2,000 when all was said and done.. and I was in school that day.

I do need my Darth here if I am going to do that well.

Liz you can post fast! but I bet you could go for 1,000!!!! I will settle for 800!!

in about 5 hours I have posted 130 posts..... I need to step it up!!!

practice makes perfect!!!

would be awesome to cross the 8000 mark in the war. I have small goals to reach then break by the end of a 24 hr period I will have spent more time on the board than with anyone or thing that day I'm sure. You have to give me a 30 min break to at least shower. they give people riding roller coasters 15 to pee.

hahaha breaks yeah right

nah I will not be on here that much in the morning, but at night is when I will charge!!! and I will not stop until I reach my goal even if midnight is hit.

I am going to pull an all nighter where I start at 12 that night and go all night posting and stay up for school and then come back and at 12 that night stop if I can.

who knows but my goal is 6,500 so the closer I get to it before the war the better!!!

Everyone should soak up the glory and get inspired for the upcoming battle. Last time, we managed to take 16 spots on the top 20 and many accomplishments were made. Here is a link to my post-post war summary. Post 1107

Here is a pic of the results, which you can't see very well, but if you click the link above, you can see the results there as well.



I also found that I promoted Darth to a "Volunteer sheriff's Deputy" position. Way to go Darth!

wait so when did I do the 1,500 posts??

OH I KNOW! It was when Darth and I were battling for 4,000?? or was it 3,000??

I really only had 1,000 post then?? WOW I have posted way to much!

okay, look out I am going to so get to the top of that list!!!!!!!!!!! Darth watch out!!! IT IS SOOOO ON!!

Yeah because I'm sure not being 21 has stopped you from not drinking.

People well do what the want regardless of laws.

well I sure as heck can not make my Chicken Marsala when I want to becasue I can not buy the wine

Mmmm. Chicken Marsala. I love how the war thread has recently discussed Hello Kitty, Violins, and Chicken Marsala.

HAHA.. Scotty you like italian huh? or is it greek??

I also like Southern.

I bet you do.....

Scotty I must say that I do like to be your War Wh0re

but this year hands off me mister I have to concentrate!!!

ohhhhhhh she's shunned you scotty! the pimp has been turned down for war duties

well if I reach my goal lets just say it will be good for BOTH of us

and heck if both of us reach our goals the same night.. well hehehehe

* wow.. is it hot in here or is it just me?? I think I need to be hosed down*

We can't let other duties get in the way of our official duties now can we? I think I might have to inspect the tanks though, mid battle. I'll probably be behind them, where no one else is. Alone. You could help me, um, inspect the tanks if you'd like. It's a very important task.

oh I see.... well if it is that important.. I can make a quick stop by the walls!

I'm glad to see you're devoted to the cause.

Ok. It's Scotty's bed time now. I haven't posted this much in a single day in probably over a month. I feel really good about it, too. Lately I haven't had any urge to post. Maybe it's a sign. Maybe this war is meant to be. Night everyone! Hugs to everyone, and to Pam.

night! have sweet dreams!!!

scotty bows out already..dang. Guess he can't go all night

OH LIZ.... the jokes I could make....

I will just stick with the TWSS.. or TWPHS ( Thats What Pam Halpert Said)