You mean to each other?

which ones?

Looks like our heavy hitter thread has been disabled. We should look to alternative methods of attack.

Everyone remember that if you are ahead by a bunch of posts, people can still bump you out if you aren't posting still. The top 20 consists of all the posts you made in the last 24 hours, so if you're slacking, your post count will more likely go down. So, basically, what I'm saying is, CHARGE!!!!

Aye aye, captain!

I missed a lot apparently. threads closed, top secret stuff. am I getting the blame cause I left for a few hours?

yes, yes you are.

I'm really confused.

^^ thanks for that muffy.

It's all your fault liz.

Liz, we will discuss top secret things later. I don't know what's going on, but I think I have an idea. Anyways, let's post!

how do I always end up getting the blame on these things?

shall we move the war to another thread?

ya snooze, ya lose, babe.

Just kidding liz. No guts, no glory.

Yeah, their unemployment benefits suck!


Post intelligently on other threads. There are thousands of them. For instance, do a SEARCH and locate the vacation thread, then tell us a quirky tale of your best and/or worst vacation.

Or post on the flan below me. Your choice.

I think there's a misunderstanding. The war is just to get an Office Board member in each of the Top 20 poster spots for today. The one-word-post thread was just the most efficient way to get high numbers and it was most likely abused too much. (Feel free to throw stuff at me...)

thats what we get for whoring ourselves out

oooooooo, thank you for clearing that up for me!!!!!

It never pays . . . .

I'm listening to a Ludacris song called She Said. I've never heard it before and it's pretty lame, but I'm too lazy to hit the 'next' button.

scotty and I may need to come up with some new guide lines for the next war in the future.


QOE said it best. thats the quote of the day IMO

Fingers hurt'n already from all the typing today?

I love reading this and then looking at your avatar

hello again people!

^^ Not yet. Actually, my hand went numb earlier because it was freezing in my office. I was trying to post and I would completely hit the wrong keys while typing. I'd be more worried about my eyes. The whole last hour of work, I had to stare at the screen and compare hundreds of dollar amounts in order to balance this check. It seriously drained me.

You were working during the posting war???

my eyes bugged out around 1030 this morning. Little breaks all day seemed to help. I'd like to have a small sprint towards the end.

Stupid question of the day... who are we battling?

Yeah, I had to. I can't afford to take anymore vacation days incase I get sick...or hungover...like Wednesday.

You should have made some hot chocolate. And whose bright idea was it to schedule this on a work day, huh???? Who said we had to hit the right keys? *runs to edit misspelled posts*

And yet I was one of the primary *****. Oh the irony.

Well, I guess we are actually battling against all the other boards on nbc.com. We're trying to have the top 20 filled with only Office board users, and we're also trying to raise our boards total post count. So far, we've been doing an awesome job!

Ourselves

You need to plan your binges a bit better.

^^ Yeah. Well, Tuesday was my friend's 22nd bday, so we went to the casino and I ended up staying until 3am and having a few too many beers. I think I've managed quite well, even with having to be at work all day.

start using it's a religious hoilday on your bosses.


I have a theory that if you use that as a excuse and constantly convert to different ones, you can slack off and never get fired but still get a paycheck.

I think i just missed my window to take a shower. The baby just woke up form his nap.

just turn on the sink spray and grab some Palmolive

this may be a dumb question, but can you shower with him?

Why would you take a shower in your window?

Hahaa...ha...

THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!!!!!

Wow, you guys are real supportive. It's a good thing this isn't AA.

So stupid but I'm laughing

when my 1st was small and still in the carry seat I would put him next to the shower and i could hear him or peek at him.......once they get moving, there is no window unless they are asleep


i dont miss those days.........days of no showers........and if you say take a shower when they are asleep it WONT work.....they know when you are showering and start crying or puking as soon as you start the tub water

take the baby with you muffy, they swim. I've seen it.

Here's an idea for you. Take your baby's car seat out of the car and buckle him into it in the bathroom right next to the shower. He can't crawl away, you can leave the curtain/door open to see him and you get your shower time. Worked like a charm when my son was a baby.

I like to call it Intentionally Lame Humor. I've been practicing it for a while, and I just got promoted to purple belt.


Liz, stay away from my babies!

Nirvana - Nevermind?

What if the baby reaches out and flushes the toilet?

only a few more short hrs til it's over.

can't you get the other two to watch the baby muffy?