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QUOTE (scranton temp liz @ Jul 13 2007, 07:01 PM) 
only a few more short hrs til it's over.
can't you get the other two to watch the baby muffy?
can't you get the other two to watch the baby muffy?
that is the blind leading the blind
QUOTE (Office-holic @ Jul 13 2007, 03:01 PM)
Hold on.....
QUOTE (muffyduffy @ Jul 13 2007, 06:02 PM)
Hold on.....
all I did was Google 'poop happens' the rest is up to FATE
Aw, I thought you'd be honored.
^^ you were just a ramdon accident
diapers! nice to have you around
diapers! nice to have you around
QUOTE (QueenOfEngland @ Jul 13 2007, 05:44 PM)
And yet I was one of the primary *****. Oh the irony.
You should put "Primary Wh0re" under your avatar!!!! Awesome!!!!QUOTE (scranton temp liz @ Jul 13 2007, 05:51 PM)
start using it's a religious hoilday on your bosses.
I have a theory that if you use that as a excuse and constantly convert to different ones, you can slack off and never get fired but still get a paycheck.
That is definitely brilliant! Is that how you manage to stay home all the time?????? I have a theory that if you use that as a excuse and constantly convert to different ones, you can slack off and never get fired but still get a paycheck.
Welcome, big D! Good to see you around.
I'm a mad type of brillant I know. i get to stay home cause I'm supported by the brit. He takes care of me. Working is fine and I do miss it at times but I like being needed by him more than strangers that need attitude adjustments.
My mom is being a cow! I may have to have another break til she gets the stick out her a$$
My mom is being a cow! I may have to have another break til she gets the stick out her a$$
Hmmm, I could use a supportive Brit.
It was very funny, Muffy.
Thanks Lizzie and Vickie.
Y'all aren't getting rid of me that easily.
I'll have my on Board Battle when nobody else knows it's going on.
Thanks Lizzie and Vickie.
Y'all aren't getting rid of me that easily.
I'll have my on Board Battle when nobody else knows it's going on.
You're a sly one, aren't you? 
Oh yeah. Big D has made it to the war. I hope you brought a change of socks.
I thought for sure scotty you were going to say a change of underwear. Don't ask.
You mean a change of diapers?
QUOTE (VBARKLEY @ Jul 13 2007, 04:10 PM)
You should put "Primary Wh0re" under your avatar!!!! Awesome!!!!
Done.
i think some of the top posters have been cheating and wearing diapers actually.
QUOTE (scranton temp liz @ Jul 13 2007, 03:30 PM)
i think some of the top posters have been cheating and wearing diapers actually.
No, but next time maybe we should all cut down on our liquids to avoid bathroom breaks.
You're probably right. I might have to run up to QuikTrip soon and grab an energy drink. I just feel funky. I haven't even been posting as much as last time, but I'm already starting to feel the "Poster's Buzz". I know I'm going to have the "Posting Hangover" tomorrow. I'm going to take a tylenol as soon as the war ends.
okay Im having another break for about a hour...'cause it's like high noon in my house. And I really can't kill my mom right now...it's too hot to go bury her in the back yard
QUOTE (scranton temp liz @ Jul 13 2007, 03:35 PM)
okay Im having another break for about a hour...'cause it's like high noon in my house. And I really can't kill my mom right now...it's too hot to go bury her in the back yard
Yikes, Liz. I don't know if a message board posting war is a good enough alibi.
QUOTE (muffyduffy @ Jul 13 2007, 07:32 PM)
No, but next time maybe we should all cut down on our liquids to avoid bathroom breaks.
Laptops are portable, you know
I just have a bucket sitting under my desk.
I have to go to Riverfest now. 
I much much much much rather be posting.
At least Cheap Trick is there tonight? Right?
I much much much much rather be posting. At least Cheap Trick is there tonight? Right?
Right. At least Cheap Trick will be there. Have fun, BJB!
sure BJB abandon us to get some fresh air and out of your four walls 
Oooh, and Blue Oyster Cult!!
I'll think about you guys when I'm holding up my lighter. I hope to be back so I can post a few before midnight (est).
I'm going for real now.
I'll think about you guys when I'm holding up my lighter. I hope to be back so I can post a few before midnight (est).
I'm going for real now.
Whoa. You didn't mention anything about BOC! If they play Godzilla, you have to tell me. 
Have a good time, BJB!
QUOTE (BlueJeanBaby05 @ Jul 13 2007, 06:52 PM)
I have to go to Riverfest now. I much much much much rather be posting.
At least Cheap Trick is there tonight? Right?
I much much much much rather be posting. At least Cheap Trick is there tonight? Right?
QUOTE (BlueJeanBaby05 @ Jul 13 2007, 06:56 PM)
Oooh, and Blue Oyster Cult!!
I'll think about you guys when I'm holding up my lighter. I hope to be back so I can post a few before midnight (est).
I'm going for real now.
I'll think about you guys when I'm holding up my lighter. I hope to be back so I can post a few before midnight (est).
I'm going for real now.
Oooooooh Good Stuff-Have fun!!!!!!!!
QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Jul 13 2007, 06:00 PM)
Nirvana - Nevermind?
LOL I thought of the same thing
Wow, I don't know about you guys, but I'm winding down. 
Me too. I'm going to run to the store real quick and hopefully get an energy boost. I'll be back in a little bit.
i'm going to do some laundry and pat myself on the back
Glad I'm not the only one. 
I'm not quite ready to quit yet though, because I'm being left alone for the most part. I'd hate to waste that time.
I'm not quite ready to quit yet though, because I'm being left alone for the most part. I'd hate to waste that time.
me too...If I could manage another 80-somethin posts I'd have gotten 1000 today...but I don't have it in me. I'm proud of my accomplishments today couldn't overtake the primary Wh0re...but I'm cool with Secondary Wh0re 
couldn't overtake the primary Wh0re...but I'm cool with Secondary Wh0re
QUOTE (Office-holic @ Jul 13 2007, 08:19 PM)
i'm going to do some laundry and pat myself on the back
see how i lie to myself and others?
QUOTE (scottyskater77 @ Jul 13 2007, 03:04 PM)
Man down, man down! Someone get a medic!
Okay, I'm back. My eyes are feeling better.
...For a while there I thought I was going to be the first casualty.
QUOTE (Darth Schrute @ Jul 13 2007, 03:58 PM)
Here's an idea for you. Take your baby's car seat out of the car and buckle him into it in the bathroom right next to the shower. He can't crawl away, you can leave the curtain/door open to see him and you get your shower time. Worked like a charm when my son was a baby.
Oh great, now you tell me.
I'm back, and I have my energy drink.
QUOTE (scottyskater77 @ Jul 13 2007, 04:46 PM)
I'm back, and I have my energy drink.
"energy drink"????
QUOTE (muffyduffy @ Jul 13 2007, 07:47 PM)
"energy drink"????
Vodka with Pop-Rocks stirred in.
No, this is an actual energy drink. I got it from QuikTrip. I think a few 'energy' drinks might come in handy in about 3 hours.
QUOTE (Diapers @ Jul 13 2007, 04:48 PM)
Vodka with Pop-Rocks stirred in.
Cherry Pop Rocks?
The things you do to your poor tummy.
QUOTE (Diapers @ Jul 13 2007, 07:48 PM)
Vodka with Pop-Rocks stirred in.
Pop rocks are bad for your health. Don't add them to your vodka.
i had pop rocks on my pseudo vacation last week and made MIL eat some she actually liked them
she actually liked them
Hey, that reminds me. Got any interesting new MIL stories?
Current standings:
Darth Schrute 13-February 07 6,903 3,202 26.09%
QueenOfEngland 8-February 07 3,640 1,040 8.47%
myalika 2-September 06 1,401 916 7.46%
muffyduffy 20-June 06 3,695 847 6.90%
ferriah 15-May 07 1,019 528 4.30%
scranton temp liz 23-September 06 8,055 414 3.37%
Pretendonitis 8-October 06 552 371 3.02%
JAM4EVA 8-July 06 2,528 325 2.65%
OfficeTwinn 29-December 06 678 269 2.19%
VBARKLEY 11-May 06 3,708 246 2.00%
snogging_staplers 1-February 07 3,094 212 1.73%
scottyskater77 21-August 06 3,550 197 1.61%
mixedberries 2-August 06 6,972 177 1.44%
JAM 4 NEVER 28-December 06 1,151 171 1.39%
Office-holic 26-June 06 8,608 116 0.95%
WhitestSneakers 28-July 06 1,521 114 0.93%
EveryGirlsFantasy Yesterday, 06:28 PM 108 108 0.88%
BlueJeanBaby05 18-December 06 3,347 91 0.74%
PB & JAM 8-May 07 643 76 0.62%
Ashley2284 14-November 06 7,818 60 0.49%
Darth Schrute 13-February 07 6,903 3,202 26.09%
QueenOfEngland 8-February 07 3,640 1,040 8.47%
myalika 2-September 06 1,401 916 7.46%
muffyduffy 20-June 06 3,695 847 6.90%
ferriah 15-May 07 1,019 528 4.30%
scranton temp liz 23-September 06 8,055 414 3.37%
Pretendonitis 8-October 06 552 371 3.02%
JAM4EVA 8-July 06 2,528 325 2.65%
OfficeTwinn 29-December 06 678 269 2.19%
VBARKLEY 11-May 06 3,708 246 2.00%
snogging_staplers 1-February 07 3,094 212 1.73%
scottyskater77 21-August 06 3,550 197 1.61%
mixedberries 2-August 06 6,972 177 1.44%
JAM 4 NEVER 28-December 06 1,151 171 1.39%
Office-holic 26-June 06 8,608 116 0.95%
WhitestSneakers 28-July 06 1,521 114 0.93%
EveryGirlsFantasy Yesterday, 06:28 PM 108 108 0.88%
BlueJeanBaby05 18-December 06 3,347 91 0.74%
PB & JAM 8-May 07 643 76 0.62%
Ashley2284 14-November 06 7,818 60 0.49%
QUOTE (scottyskater77 @ Jul 13 2007, 09:00 PM)
Hey, that reminds me. Got any interesting new MIL stories?
yeah I still want to strangler her with an electrical cord every time she calls me with a computer problem. But she is gone to Oakland, CA till Wed to help some twice removed family member make out a will and some crap like that. I say crap because I wasnt listening to her talk.
QUOTE (Office-holic @ Jul 13 2007, 05:05 PM)
yeah I still want to strangler her with an electrical cord every time she calls me with a computer problem. But she is gone to Oakland, CA till Wed to help some twice removed family member make out a will and some crap like that. I say crap because I wasnt listening to her talk.
Don't send her to MB's or my house!
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