A reminder that this is a 24 hr war. I know scotty has posted up that it starts at 00:00 hrs. So if you have to sleep....try to do very little of it O-H has listed interactive threads up. And if you can, search. There are some threads on the back pages that are still pretty good. I pulled hang man out from the last pages the other nite. And for those who needed excuses, I will be signing doctor notes. Thanks again to scotty for helping organize these wars. I'd give you a hug but there is no hugging in war. *salute*

Oh, well I'm your girl. I have a little bit of practice with that.

*air high five*

Yeah me too. I've managed only about 14 hrs of sleep this whole weekend. blasted time change. welcome to the dark now sammy

WOO HOO I should have the big 3000 today I think, cause 70 is nothing really. You get a bigger WOO HOO for hitting the huge 5000 mark. I've decided this is both a hobby and a job. 114 per day-that is what you call-no life right? I'm sure they are a very nice person. gonna have to look now.

oh just looked how did they managed that many post in such a little amount of time? wow, I feel like now I'm giving it my all now.

Guys, guys, log out before you go look at their profile. We don't want to leave any footprints. I just went over to peak, and all your names and avatars are staring back at me.

that gave me the giggles your a real sneaky person aren't you?

*muffled*Heehee

hehehehehehe

mixed is zipping in out of everyones profiles

You all are too funny.

Mixed does have a good point. I'll have to remember to put myself in stealth mode when I look at someones profile next time. But only when I'm looking at a non-office fan. I would never do that to you guys.

That does raise an interesting and kind of creepy question. I have over 480 profile views. And nowhere near that many people in the visitors list on my profile.

Who are these people?

I was going to send you some Unisom, but now I'll wait until next week.

Remember all those "guests" who we used to be able to "see" at the bottom of the page. . . . apparently they're invisible, but still there.

I already have some Ambien and some Rozerem. Rozerem doesn't work worth a darn, and I usually get only 4 hours out of the Ambien rather than 8.

Really, I've been sleeping a lot better lately most of the time, but Saturday night I regressed a little bit.

I should find a place to stash my daughter's laptop at my office tomorrow. My work computer is way too slow.

^^ I believe this should have been put on the MB-itis thread.

OMG. I think you're right.

I'm plotting to commandier my daughter's laptop AND hide it from my bosses.

I should have known I had a problem when I found myself timing my window-minimizing speed at work.

I hope I can keep up... it is my first battle and I am starting to get nervous.... But I shall not fail you guys!!!!

* I hope*

Ok, according to my calculations, I believe that if we all set a goal for at least 100 posts, we will have a pretty good shot at winning this war. My goal is 200 posts, but I will try my hardest to do more. As of right now, the #1 spot has 204 posts. Whenever I check the list around midnight, it's usually around 95. If we start at midnight, we might see some competition throughout the day, but once it gets closer to midnight again, we should start to see some kind of a lead. What is everyone's goal for the war? I'm going to write mine in my sig.

Don't worry. You'll do fine. It's all about fun really. I had a pretty good time last time.

Well I will bring the best I have !!!!

Which now that I think about...the best I have is d@nm well pretty good LOL

No prob. I'll write my goal in my custom title.

Dont use the mouse. It is much faster just to hit Alt-Tab, which switches your windows if you have another one up.

That is genius!!!!!!!

You just saved me a lot of time!!!

youll never see me on any of those lists because i maintain invisibility, which also means i dont show up on those lists.

Roy, it's time to change your member title to "The Enabler."

Honestly, this is why i am Generalisimo.


You all are amateurs.

The self proclaimed.


Thanks for the hot tip Roy.....that's what she said.

we are in awe......

I am Generalisimo because of my previous campaigns.


There was the invasion of the MNIE boards, which was a resounding success. It blitzkreig type warfare, where we overwhelmed them with a fast moving, mechanised force that overwhelmed their paltry defenses.

Also, most of you are too young to remember the Soap Wars. That was more guerilla type warfare, which was dictated by their greater numbers and formitable defense networks. We mostly used slash and burn techniques. It was an unsucessful campaign, but we had minimal losses, so i deem it a successful failure, in that we all returned home, but never acheived our main goal. We did irritate and aggitate them, so that is always a plus.


So dont ever try to say that my rank is self appointed. I was baptised by fire young man.

That may be, but this is a new war, for a new era. Are you going to help us, Generalisimo?

i'll build up this name for the war.

I'm debating retiring my name from the List when my mod name hits 5,000 soon.

Thanks, Roy. This is totally going to change the way I waste time at work.

How annoying. Well I had 75 posts last time, I'll shoot for the same, but may get more.

I hope I break my record of 120!!!!

thats my goal!!

And totally change the way I procrastinate my schoolwork.

I think there have only been about a dozen (very) active threads today. Tomorrow we're going to have to dig a little deeper. Like, page 2.

Really! Start haikuing. Have we really explored all the possible causes of death that Roy could inflict upon Jim? And somebody ought to be able to whip up a couple of sestinas between now and midnight tomorrow.

and we can add the the list of things roy does not have!!!


ANd there is always something to blame on Jim!!

There was a great thread a few months ago, but I think it was deleted. I thought for sure it was called "Griddle your foot moments" (your worst injury stories), but I haven't been able to find it. If it can't be located, we may have to use that idea again. It was hilarious.

I don't remember that one so it may have been before I joined. That sounds funny. I have something for it already if someone decides to revive it.

Ew, on second thought, remembering my injury kind of makes my knees buckle.

That could be hilarious, and gross, and graphic, and cringe-worthy all at the same time.

OMG. I so want to see that thread!!!!

Where were you a few weeks ago!! I could have used that tip!!!

Oh well, it's all for the best.

I remember that thread. It was hilarious Too bad you can't find it.....

I was thinking about doing that, but it takes me too long to write one.

OK! The battle will begin at 12 midnight eastern time. So set your watches accordingly if you're planning on 'battling' tonight.

as of 00:00 EST

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welcome to the war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Play nice, everyone

CHAAAAAAAARRGEEE!!!

Hope all of us come out alive!!!!

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!