Yeah, Bees! I have way too much laundry to do...I have to climb Mt. Washmore...but I think I'll wait till tomorrow!

I would happily do John's laundry and I would even turn his sweaty basketball socks the right side out and not mind so much.

Then I guess we're all in luck!!!

Oh yeah, I would even iron for him!! However, I may just keep one t-shirt dirty, for a sniff of John every so often!

Yeah, the t-shirt is where I'd draw the line! I don't think I'd want the basketball shirt...the one where he's wearing the Old Spice and Drakkar (sp?). Oh my aching nose!

All this talk of Jim loving us married ladies reminds me of one of my fave Jim moments that we can look to for inspiration.

Roy: Hey Jimmy, what do you think about that little purse girl, huh?
Jim: Cute, sure, yeah.
Roy: Why don’t you get on that?
Jim: She’s not really my type.
Roy: What are you, gay?
Jim: Mmm, I don’t think so, nope.
Kevin: What is your type?
Jim: Moms, primarily, yup. Soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms, any type of mom, really.
Roy: That’s disgusting.
Kevin: Stay away from my mom.
Jim: Too late, Kev.


Beeswax: Hey, Jim? Can I give you a ride anywhere in my Toyota Sienna? I've got lots of room for your guitar and your lanky legs. What? Oh, yah, just push those goldfish crackers on your seat onto the floor. It's all guud.

Yes! jimswife4life trash talkin'.

John's smell can be your fabreeze.



In my demented mind, John's shirt smells like cookies.
Jim: This scented candle, andle, andle … which I found in the mens’ bathroom, room, room … represents the eternal … burning … of competition … or something.
Kevin: It smells like cookies.
Jim: Yes it does. Yes it does, my friend.

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So, I just got through watching Drug Testing...love the Jinx...the hey, hi...how much time do you have left on your break? But I think the thing I find so incredibly sexy is the way Jim pulls his dollar out of his wallet. I just don't know what it is, but I swoon!! Anybody else??

Oh yes, Definitely one of the reasons Drug Testing is still at the top of my favourite Office episodes list.

I never really had a thing for guys hands until JK. A good friend of mine has been trying to convince me for years that hands are the first thing you should notice. The 'eyes' still have it for me but John's hands...well, they're the sexiest hands of all the hands. Even though I think he might bite his nails - hence the frequent hands in pockets poses.

I just noticed on OfficeTally that there is an Office video game in the works. How cool is that?
Here's some info from E! News:

More Simpsons than Resident Evil, of course, the proposed game will supposedly feature the series' signature dry humor as pixilated, bobbleheaded versions of the Dunder Mifflin staff compete to accomplish tasks and play pranks on each other.
It will feature video and audio clips from the show.

WoW! Just think what we could make Jim and Pam do together!!

I was laughing so hard at this one that my husband made me tell him what was so funny. :roll eyes:

Watching Diwali tonight. I think I just watched it last week, but it was husband's choice -- So couple of thoughts, that are probably just a couple of pages back: Sweaty Jim! Drunk Jim! A Capella Jim!

You know, I've always been so focused on John's expressive face, I've never really looked at his hands (except during CN and GWH).

Oooooo, a new crazy thing I can do during the summer. Rewatch Office to study his hands.

Jim, climb on in to my Jeep Cherokee Laredo. Oh, your seat is wet? That's just because I let my kids climb in and sit down straight from the pool. What's that smell? Not sure, could be the girls lunch from yesterday! What's that noise? Oh don't worry about it, I think my shocks are going out...either that or my brakes. But it's just going to have to wait,,,I don't have $1,000 to fix what's wrong with my car until payday.

Yeah, he's so in love with my type!!

I like your thinking!

But, they've probably put some program into it that they can only come so close to one another before one of them self-combusts.



I'm glad I could amuse!

Sweaty. Drunk. A Capella. I'd take it all.

That is one of my favourite Jim moments too!

Jimswife4life: Hey Jim? You wanna see how the seats in my Dodge Grand Caravan fold completely into the floor? Feel free to bring your twin John along!

Your posts are so amusing sedimentary. I really enjoy them and wanted to take a sec to say thanks.

You should ask John to spot you the money. He seems to have some to spare!

jw4l, stop showing off! We're all trying to lure Jim with our hot looser cruisers and you have to go and flash your folding seats!

Jim! Jim! Over here! Look what I've got! Real movie popcorn from 2 weeks ago! It's in a Shrek 3 collector's bucket. Ooooo! Oooo! And I also have a smushed chocolate bar.

Hey Jim! Sure come on in. Just step over all the dirty shoes at the door. Want something to drink? Juice box? Chocolate milk? Breast milk? I mean, um, you know, I was just going through what we've got in the fridge ... uh ... anyway.... so why don't you have a seat? Just brush those crumbs onto the floor with the rest of them. *squeak* Sorry about that. You can just hand that toy to me. Want to watch a movie? Yeah, we've got Veggie Tales, Dora, Willy Wonka, couple of Baby Einsteins ... well ... oh ... what's that? You sat in chocolate? (I hope its chocolate). Let me see. Hmmm... Nice pockets ... I mean ... I think we can get that out... just take those jeans off .....

Me too! I like the doughy Jim with the scruffy hair.






Tonight I had to go out!! I missed all the fun! I think that Jim would like to ride in my Honda Pilot in between my two kids while they fight. I know my son BEN would be glad to offer him a piece of his Bubble Yum that has been fermenting in my car in the 90 degree heat even though I told him not to leave it in the car. Or maybe he would like to ride up front next to moi while my daughter kicks the back of his seat. I know that would turn him on immensely!

Well I needed a reason other than camping gear for those folding seats!

Don't fret! My mom-mobile is filled with sour juice cups, sticky seats, crackers, french fries, and old kleenexes! But in my fantasies I am ALWAYS perfectly coifed, with perfect children, perfect house, perfect vehicle and 50 lbs lighter!

Yeah!! I am happy I am not the only one swooning over Jim taking a dollar out of his wallet!! This IS a safe place! My husband would know I had completely lost it if I would have told him that tonight! And then he'd probably keep taking money out of his wallet to see if I would swoon! Somehow, I'm sure it wouldn't do the same trick! And I'm sure he'd remind me to pull his sweaty socks out so they're not inside out when they go through the wash (the grass from the weedeater sticks otherwise!). Jim/JK I'd do it for you with a smile on my face though...

We posted simultaneously HCT, so I didn't quote yours in my last post, but I am laughing so hard, I'm crying right now!

OMG!!! It's so reassuring to know I'm not the only Jim Lovin' Mom who's totally LOST IT!!! The dollar bill thing--totally hot!! He's so **** cute, I can't stand it!!!

Oh, that's nice! What a sweet thing to say! It's been a bad day and this place is just cheering me up!! All the pictures of John/Jim is putting a big old smile on my face and making me happy!

Oh my God, I am laughing so hard...picturing him riding up front with you while your daughter kicks the back of the seat! That is priceless!!

Yes! If he enjoys the kicking and craziness, he will love it in my sweet ride.

He can hear my son BEN tell me how it's his stuffed animal's birthday (again) and that we have to have a party for it. He can also hear my little Sophie cry ALL the way home from daycare because I forgot to pack her a snack.

He'll be asking to move in before I pull into my driveway.

In my fantasies, I don't have to be PERFECTLY coifed, but I do get to get a shower AND get to shave my legs, simultaneously!!!

And is the shower longer than 5 mins? Without anyone banging on the door asking for something or complaining about someone else?

Exactly!! Oh, and I get to actually use the soap!!

See, Rashida really doesn't stand a chance now does she?

Hey, does anyone notice in this huge, gigantic signature of mine...that Jim looks like he is whispering, "I love you" in Pam's ear? That's what I'm imagining happening about now!

(I am trying to shrink it down, I hate how it makes the screen big...but can't get it smaller...but I just love the pic...so bear with me while I fiddle around with it!

(<=I'm doing an awful lot of this tonight!) You guys are da best! Oh lord, I must get a grip. What would our RL friends think???? I know mine would be horrified!

I can't see how Jim/John could possibly resist us!
I sure hope JK checks out these threads once in a while, he'd get a kick out of tonight's conversations. Or maybe he'll start looking over his shoulder whenever a minivan drives by!
I had a great time tonight guys! Laughed out loud a LOT! But it is time to head to bed, I'll check in to see what I missed in the morning. Thanks for the memories. Goodnight all.

I lOBE your sig sed! I love how their hug is frozen in time and they both have their arms ALL the way around each other. It is so beautiful. I hope, hope, HOPE we can see a lot more of this in S4! The lines between the show and all the fanfic I'm reading are starting to blur. I hope I'm not disappointed with a lack of PDA in S4!!!

Neither do I. Us singletons have nothing on you Moms. I can see why Jim is so into you now.

Dear Jim

If you need a break from all the clean clothes, sticky seats, adorable children and satisfied/smiling women, meet me on the roof.

I'll bring grilled cheese,

Pam

Hey! We have grilled cheese, too. Like, every night for dinner!

Jim, you can have grilled cheese at mine. I have a cute little purple table that you can sit at with Ben and Sophie. But, you can't have a drink until you've eaten all of your grilled cheese. I don't want you filling up on milk!

Ok, that's it. I've totally lost it.

Thank you. Good night.

My real life friends just would not understand. Although how do we know we're not eachothers real life friends?

You guys are all awesome and I'm glad we can come here and gush, cause lord knows it feels so good to be so bad!!



Yeah, he'll start calling himself fokin hot...and he'll smile as our convoy of vans and SUV's go driving by...





Yeah, I keep getting it all confused too!! I think we'll be party to some pretty awesome PDA in S4...and it will be stolen moments!! AHHH so much to look forward to!

Turnin' in too. Sweet JAM or JIM dreams. Whichever you prefer!

The only constant in your description is the sticky seats!! The clothes NEVER stay clean, the children AREN'T always adorable ( like my 5 year old at the Dr. yesterday who flat out refused to open her mouth so the doctor could swab her throat! FLAT OUT REFUSED TO LISTEN TO ME OR THE DOCTOR. It took four of us to get the swab...and she didn't have strep...just a "summer virus". ) Adorable was not the word I would use to desribe her yesterday! But today, she is! And we're not always smiling! But the sticky seats...that stays the same!!



Wow, you pulled out the big guns Bees...tempting him with the purple table. I did not expect that!

What a good night to feel good about being a mom!! Thanks, guys! I needed this tonight.

I'm off to take a shower, shave my legs and make it a great night.

Yay, HCT!! Have a nice, long relaxing shower!!

I'm off to catch some sweet dreams...and they'll be of both Jim and John...

Tomorrow night...Conan!! YEAH!! And The Office marathon!!!

Bees...somehow I missed this whole post of yours earlier tonight when I thought I was all alone here...I was wondering where that caption came from...sorry!!! I'm glad you came back from doing your laundry...it was fun!!

I thought that in order to motivate me to find my carpet this morning beneath the wonderland of toys that I would watch...The Carpet. Here's a little snipit...

Pam Voicemail #1: Hey Jim, it’s Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you, and then Michael’s there, and it’s horrible. Anyway, I’m bored. Come BACK.

Pam Voicemail #2: Hey, guess what. I moved my computer so I can’t see Michael’s head. It’s working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.

Pam Voicemail #3: Sudoku. Level moderate. Time, 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.

Pam Voicemail #4: I’ll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold please. Dunder Mifflin, this is … okay, sorry, Michael was standing at my desk and I needed to be busy or who knows what would have happened, so thank you.

Pam Voicemail #5: Hey, what’s that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.

Pam Voicemail #6: Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early, and I’m not messing this up, so, I’ll see you tomorrow.

Pam Voicemail #7: Calling from my cell phone. I don’t know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael’s carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an interdepartmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.

Tic, tac toe...five posts in a row. Sorry guys, just wanted to post this picture...Office-holic posted some new pics in the JK thread...but wanted to bring this one over to start the day off with...

That ending totally redeems the Carpet at the end. I remember how sad I felt for Jim that episode with Michael at his desk and Roy all over the place. But the hope from those voicemails, awesome.

Thank you! That's a great way to start the day!

How the night go with a sick child?

Oh how I wish I was that phone right now!


Only to have all hope squashed on Casino Night!

(But ITA with you. Those voicemails were awesome!)

About the time I got out of here last night and decided I was going to sleep, she got up and needed some more medicine and wanted me to hold her...so we fell asleep on the couch together with her breathing, coughing, sneezing in my face. (While hubby snored in our bed, sleeping diagonally). Today I feel like my head has been run over by a truck...so I am sure I'm next...oh well! Now that they're getting older, the opportunities to hold them get fewer and further between...so even if it's only because she's sick, i don't want to miss out on my opportunity to hold her!



But they're going to make up for lost time in S4!!

So, so true! I miss those days so much. I have to be "cool" around my 10-year-old son now. However, at least he still wants me to tuck him into bed every night. My 8-year-old daughter is still very lovey, but it's not the same. I can't just scoop them up anymore and kiss the heck out of them. Sed, I hope you don't get sick. Take care of yourself! I think you need to curl up in bed and put on The Office DVDs until you get better!

On another note...I decided I just have to have that Mean Magazine!! I called a Barnes & Noble in my area and they are holding one for me for 3 days!! I am going to scoot over there and get it. If there are any extras, does anyone want me to buy them and send them? PM me if you do!

I got my issue of Tiger Beat, I mean, Mean magazine last week...

***SWOON*** Jenna Fischer is one lucky chick to be that close to such hotness.

I'm seriously having to refraini from framing the pics of JK and putting them up on the walls in my office. It takes me back to the days when my walls were filled with Donny Osmond posters. Hmmm, I guess that kinda dates me.

And they called it, puppy love... woof!