No, no. Honestly I'm good with the stance I've taken. Karen will NOT appear in more than five scenes and no major Jaren scene (or my TV goes out the window)

yes mam! see you tomorrow!!

This might be the first time I have ever hoped for a Jaren scene.. hahaha

^ LOL! I'm so nervous now! But did we decide on a wager?

not really.. maybe 10 positive good things about Karen in this episode that you liked! and you must post it in here!

Okay, and they must be genuine compliments! Nothing like what gets posted in the Karen Is Nice thread...

As a neutral third party, I agree on those parameters being a scene.

I think the loser should have to have a JAREN loving sig. That would be horrible!!!!

Something like this:


Jim loves me the best! Pam is
history!!!

*shudder*

I just got a chill down my spine writing that.

agreed!!!

I guess we will see what happens! I will be thinking of you while watching the whole show now

( I am thinking I am going to have to lock my computer in my closet, so that I can study... Guys really how do you go all day with out at least looking on here??) God I am such a dork

Oh Beeswax how I have missed you!!

Oh OMG that sig made me shiver as well.. ew ew ew must go watch vid clips on peoples sigs now!!!

Thanks for being our neutral third party beeswax! We'll probably need you here to mediate tomorrow night when the fight breaks out. Oh, and beeswax, you are nasty aren't you??? I felt nauseaus just reading looking at that pic. I'm game if Pam and unshun are.

Oh, BTW, Pam and unshun: I'm west coast, so I won't know who won until about three hours after you guys! (I'm assuming your both east coast...)

I may have to bring back my CN sig to wash away the horror.

Oh that Karen. She is pure evil! We've spent a whole page talking about her on the JAM Therapy thread!!!!

Well, I guess it's important in therapy to first admit that we have a problem (Karen) and then, and only then, can we heal.

I don't know If I could stomach see that sig.... that is juat plain evil looking!! But yeah we will need a neutral party to decide!!

Queen.. I will not say anything for 3 hours!! I shall be nice!!

HAHA.. yes, first we have to address the situation! Plus if this is a positive Karen episode at least I have won in some way, and my name is Pam so Pam has won over Karen!! That is logical right??

That Karen....ick I can still see that sig!

A whole thread wow that is impressive.. WOW

OMG, that's right, we have! I feel bad for people coming here for real therapy, so.... ahem! Back to what's really important: Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly belong together and not even stinky, sneaky Karen can tear them apart.



Thanks Pam! You've gotten me even more excited for tomorrow night, and I didn't think that was possible!

haha YEAH!! to tomorrow!! I am going to try to not be on the boards all day long so that tomorrow night I can be

This is like my blanket.. I can't seem to let go of the boards... It must be because Jim and Pam are just soo awesome

Sigh.. is it wrong that I hope there is not that much in this episode so that I don't miss the boards to much??

Ok, so the Women's Appreciation scene wager is on!

Please read over the proposed rules and respond if you agree or have anything to add:

A Karen scene consists of Karen being "active", ie, speaking a line, giving a look or having a talking head.

If there are 5 or less Karen scenes, Queen of England wins the wager
If there are 5 or more Karen scenes, Ms. Pam Halpert and unshun win

The loser of the wager must have a Karen or Jaren positive signature AND come up with a list of 10 great things about Jim's girlfriend, Karen Fillipelli.

The winner(s) get to post 10 reasons why Pam is better than Karen.

Agreed?

I am good with all the terms, I just hope my class gets out early tomorrow, otherwise I am going to have to wait for iTunes to post the episode to know what happens.

Maybe someone can send Jim that sig that Beeswax created. A little aversion therapy to get him moving back towards the light.

Agreed! can we just have the sig for one day though? I don't want to make people sick!

Can we say that 5 of those things need to come from WA??

Agreed!

(how long will the loser have to keep the pro-Jaren signature?)

Yes! It could bring back all those icky feelings he had during the "Call of Duty" debaucle.

Let's remember what Jim said:

We didn’t play many video games in Scranton. Instead, we’d do stuff like uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note, and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And uh, Pam called it Pretendinitis.

Women's Appreciation Scene Wager Rules:

A Karen scene consists of Karen being "active", ie, speaking a line, giving a look or having a talking head.

If there are 5 or less Karen scenes, Queen of England wins the wager
If there are 5 or more Karen scenes, Ms. Pam Halpert and unshun win

The loser of the wager must have a Karen or Jaren positive signature for one day (that's 24 hours) AND come up with a list of 10 great things about Jim's girlfriend, Karen Fillipelli (5 of which must come from the WA ep).

The winner(s) get to post 10 reasons why Pam is better than Karen.

Agreed!

^ agreed !!

As of 8:36pm tomorrow night, let the games begin!

Wow, talk about seriously going OT. I'm glad I'm not in on it so I can continue my feelings of distain whenever Karen appears. Sorry, but I'm hoping for minimal Karen sightings & ZERO Jaren interaction tomorrow.

Sorry about that FNOR! Let's all get back to hating Karen. Grrrrrrrr........ Boo Karen!


(just be kind when she pops up in my sig for 24hrs)

I know it was a bit OT of JAM, but, as I said before, we need to address the major issues facing us. Karen is one of the reasons we need JAM therapy!

As the old saying goes: Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer.

Is that the way it's said? I just feel like I've Michael'd up a saying!

I'm going to change my sig to try and block evil Karen vibes.

The reason why we got on this topic was because Karen is evil!!

FNOR.. there is no taking sides ( plus I am sure everyone would take Queen's side)


Hahaha... oh ye of little faith. Maybe Karen will be locked in the bathroom all episode? You know cause Pam locked her in there because Karen is getting in her way, and now Pam can lean on Jim's desk!!

Plus once Karen is let out she will smell like toliets.. and who wants to date a toliet?

So that is what Pam is doing?? I wondered why she always commented on Karens statements Smart Pam.. very smart!!

YES!! Please!! I could stare at that sig for hours and hours and hours!!

LOL! So would I be able to use a pic of Karen fresh out of the potty and smelling like toilet as my new sig? Because I could live with that.

Only if Jim is also in the picture holding his nose because of the smell!

Now that would be a Jaren picture I could live with

Stare away.

Pam, we just hijacked three pages of this thread.


Oops, too slow. Make that four.

I've got two songs to share (sorry if I'm repeating).

Fix You
by Coldplay

When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse

When the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

High up above or down below
when you too in love to let it go
If you never try you'll never know
Just what your worth

Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

Tears stream down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears streaming down your face and I

Tears stream down your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down your face and I

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

*Bear with me on this one. As you can see, the chorus is great for JAM, but the rest of it isn't (uuumm, esp. the end). But it's worth posting b/c it calls Karen a dirty girl & compares Pam to heroin. Hahaha!!

Forever
by Papa Roach

in the brightest hour, of my darkest day
i realised what is wrong with me
cant get over you, cant get through to you
its been a helter skelter romance from the start
take these memories that are haunting me
of a paperman cut into shreds by his own pair of scissors
he'll never forgive her he'll never forgive her

because days come and go, but my feelings for you are forever
because days come and go, but my feelings for you are forever

sittin by a fire on a lonely night
hangin-over from another good time
with another girl, little dirty girl
you should listen to this story of a life
your my heroine, in this moment im lonely fullfilling my darkest dreams
all these drugs, all these women
im never forgiven, this broken heart of mine

because days come and go, but my feelings for you are forever
because days come and go, but my feelings for you are forever

one last kiss, before i go
dry your tears, it is time to let you go
one last kiss, one last kiss, before i go
dry your tears, it is time to let you go

because days come and go, but my feelings for you are forever
because days come and go, but my feelings for you are forever

one last kiss, before i go
dry your tears, it is time to let you go
one last kiss, before i go dry your tears
it is time to let you go, one last kiss....

I mean I know I said I neglected this thread, but I ment with happy plesant JAm thoughts, not 4 pages about Karen...

WOW

That Karen sure does have some power.. look see I want to stop talking about her yet I can't

I hear this old 70's song today and thought of the future of JAM:

O-o-h child things are gonna get easier
O-o-h child things'll get brighter
O-o-h child things are gonna get easier
O-o-h child things'll get brighter.

Someday yeah, we'll put it together and we'll get it undone
Someday when your head is much lighter
Someday yeah, we'll walk in the rays of a beautiful sun
Someday when the world is much brighter.


Amen.

I'm going to switch gears a little bit here to get some advice.

I'm getting an ipod for my b-day this weekend and I want some song advice for making a JAM playlist. Soooo, post your playlists so I can get some quality music going and slip into the tragic and beautiful world of JAM through music.

Oh, and Dwight has booked a special place that we're all going to on Saturday...I'll keep it a surprise.

I will atone for all my Karen talk by posting the lyrics to a pro-Jam song from my playlist. And again, I am very, very sorry for letting her take over this thread.

Smashing Pumpkins: Beautiful

Beautiful, you're beautiful, as beautiful as the sun
Wonderful, you're wonderful, as wonderful as they come
And I can't help but feel attached
To the feelings I can't even match
With my face pressed up to the glass, wanting you
Beautiful, you're beautiful, as beautiful as the sky
Wonderful, it's wonderful, to know that you're just like I
And I'm sure you know me well, as I'm sure you don't
But you just can't tell
Who'll you love and who you won't
And I love you, as you love me
So let the clouds roll by your face
We'll let the world spin on to another place
We'll climb the tallest tree above it all
To look down on you and me and them
And I'm sure you know me well, as I'm sure you don't
But you just can't tell, who you'll love and who you won't
Don't let your life wrap up around you
Don't forget to call, whenever
I'll be here just waiting for you
I'll be under your stars forever
Neither here nor there just right beside you
I'll be under the stairs forever
Neither here nor there just right beside you

23 hours, 10 minutes...

until we can do some appreicating of women!

Here's one more song for the JAM future:


Bon Jovi (You Want To) Make a Memory

Hello again, it's you and me
Kinda always like it used to be
Sippin' wine, killing time
Trying to solve life's mysteries

How's your life, it's been a while
God it's good to see you smile
I see you reaching for your keys
Looking for a reason not to leave

If you don't know if you should stay
If you don't say what's on your mind
Baby just breathe
There's nowhere else tonight we should be

You wanna make a memory?

I dug up this old photograph
Look at all that hair we had.
It's bittersweet to hear you laugh
Your phone is ringing I don't wanna ask

If you go now, I'll understand
If you stay, hey, I've got a plan
We're gonna make a memory
You wanna steal a piece of time
You can sing the melody to me
And I can write a couple of lines

You wanna make a memory?

If you don't know if you should stay
And you don't say what's on your mind
Baby just breathe
There's nowhere else tonight we should be
We Should be

You wanna make a memory
You wanna steal a piece of time
You can sing the melody to me
And I can write a couple of lines

You wanna make a memory?

This is kind of angsty, and some from Jim's pov, some Pam's:

The All-American Rejects - Girl of My Dreams


Beautiful you are
Yeah, you I choose
I look to the stars
For a girl like you
And what I lost I have found
And, yeah, we'll wait around
For the girl that is you
Yeah

Maybe a chance
I could have with her
We shared a glance
Atleast I thought we were
And what I lost, I have found
And, yeah, we'll wait around
For the girl that is you
Yeah

You make my heart skip, but how?
I'm scared
What do I do now

I wanna go out
I'm stuck here all alone
I gotta get out
I'm here all alone
And I'm thinking of you
You're on my mind
I try to talk to you
But you never give me the time of day

I dream of us
And wake up alone
We'll take the bus
But I'm still at home
And what I've done I'll do
And then it's just me and you
And then you leave in May

You leave me hard and lonely
You are my one and lonely

I wanna go out
I'm stuck here all alone
I gotta get out
I'm here all alone
And I'm thinking of you
You're on my mind
I try to talk to you
But you never give me the time of day

Do - do do do - do do do - do do do do do <i>[x2]

You are
Such and beautiful thing
And all goods things must come to an end
You are
Such and beautiful thing
And all goods things must come to an end
It's the end - It's the end - It's the end for you
It's the end - It's the end - It's the end for you
It's the end - It's the end - It's the end for you
It's the end - It's the end

I wanna go out
I'm stuck here all alone
I gotta get out
I'm here all alone
And I'm thinking of you
You're on my mind
I try to talk to you
But you never never never never

I wanna go out
I'm stuck here all alone
I gotta get out
I'm here all alone
And I'm thinking of you
You're on my mind
I try to talk to you
But you never give me the time of day

Is it sad that I...

got SO EXCITED that Jim says 'Hey' to Pam in that clip for WA?

Look at what they have reduced us to.



21 hours, 25 minutes

Apologize - One Republic (Sad but really awesome song)

Blue or Gray - Jaymay (A-MAY-ZING)




Yes I thought that Was quite exciting, I hope they start the episode off with that. It looks like it is. Lookin good fo' sho'

Ooooo, I sneaked a little peak at that spoiler bar.

Pam H and Lord Shrute, please forgive me, I have sinned.

But what I saw got me so excited!!!!!!!!!!! Sinning can be fun!!!!!!!


NEW OFFICE TODAY!!!!

I just know this will be the one where Jim dumps Karen, proposes to Pam and then Jim and Pam will get married.

Too much? Well, it is a supersized episode. Pam is also very creative. I could see her whipping up a wedding dress made from that white cardstock that Jim likes to push. Also, Jim is already wearing a suit.

Creed probably has some internet minister certificate and he could marry them and Dwight and Angela can be best man and maid of honour, respectively. Michael can give the bride away and Kevin can get together a makeshift band of Stanley, Ryan, Oscar, Phyllis, Toby, Andy and Kelly to sing.

Hmm...what to do with Karen. She can go park cars or play on the highway, whatever.

There, it's settled. Oooooo, I can hardly wait for the Halpert nuptuals tonight!!!!!!!

Karen playing on the highway? NO!!!! She might damage a car.

Great energy to start off the day thanks Beeswax.

Nice way to start off the morning!!!

( oh and I read this thread at 6 this morning.. and I um.. looked as well... forgive me Darth I did not know what I was doing.. that being said, i am not sad I looked )

Am wearing my "Pam blouse" and smiled and said a small JAM prayer while driving through Newton on the way to work Beer us some JAM tonight!

Does this mean I need to wear my hair like Pam and not Karen tonight!!!

( hmm maybe that has been pur problem all along.. I guess we will find out tonight!)

Yes, PH, go get that curling iron out! We must channel Pam today.

Kay I have my Hair in a clip, curled in long wavy FNB curls, red sweater on, and skirt!!!

Now, I am telling you if suddenly JAM makes a step tonight, I am going to blame this whole season on the fact that I always watch with my hair like Karen.

Hey! Where are the jaminators of Jamnation? Karen Fillipelli, awesome girlfriend, not, has hijacked my friends and staged a coup. Come bock to JAMaica people.