Alright. I was thinking we could start something like this. Someone would post a picture/screenshot of an episode, and you reply back with a response you think is best fitting for the picture.
Like this:


"Guns don't kill people, J.D. kills people!"

What would you guys write?

JD shot the sherriff, but he also shot the depute's son..

"steady boy...easy does it, keep the elbow up, control your breathing, check for windage." sounds like a JD inner thought.

"I dont want to do it... But with his legs broken, He will only be in pain. It needs to be done." Trying to make it sound like he's putting down a race horse with a broken leg.

LOL....nice ones!

Here's a new one:


"Aww...my little blacksican baby!"

hey guys look what i found in the dumpster!

that one goes great. especially with janitor's expression.

What one?
"DrCoxLuvsJews"'s signature?

Re: YOUR PHOTO

OK Curley, I got one for ya:

this is a dream sequence, an episode that confronts "the evil within" or "the potential there-in that everyone has to do some sort of evil":

Lets make your little 'psycho photo' into a dream sequence (like Gilligans Island use to have, although you may want to change the weapon due to recent tragic events)

Dr Curley, thinking that he is really altruistic and a good person at heart (maybe his 'goodness' is even better than his collueges 'goodness'), grows to be a bit pompus, bettereth' then thou....a real florence Nightengale. Then he has a dream where he does something to them that is not good at all, infact its evil!!!! (but don't worry, it's just a dream) but it really shakes up JD. He realizes he's not Mr. Goodmon, he's no Senor Niceguya, but he is infact normal, (whatever that means) human, flawed, imperfect and in need of forgiveness from his friends, when he screws up, just like everybody else.

"Uuuuuuuse the Force Luuuuuke!"

just give me a screen credit

scrubbing bubble

Uhhh...I'm confused...
1. Who are you?
2. What are you talking about?
3. I'm a girl.

Sorry about that Curley, I should have explained. Rather that put a quote down for a photo, I thought: "hmmm, why not write a theme for a whole new episode! something that has not been done before You know...'get out of the box!' 'have some fun with it!'. So I wrote in a "dream sequence" of good vs evil as a new theme for the show...get it...? What do you think now...?

"Use the force Lucaaaaaaaah".

No...sorry...I'm still really confused. Just stick to the pictures. Here's another one:



"AHHHH! James Parriott! Don't hurt me!"
(James Parriott is a writer from Grey's Anatomy)

Scrubbing Bubble was using the picture as a part of a dream sequence instead of just a quote. J.D. would see himself as a kinder or better person than everyone else. Then he would have a dream that he was shooting someone (as per the first picture). It shakes him up a bit to see what kinds of things are in his subconscious and what he's capable of dreaming or fantasizing about. It makes him realise that he's not as good as he thought he was and is in fact no better than anyone else.

ahhh oh no transforming into dr acula must suck your blood

How about this: Dr. Cox gets Jordan pregnant again, this time with twins.

This is how I imagine this scene to go...JD had been having problems with this patient, mainly, because it was his nemesis Keith, with only a mild concussion. JD was treating him badly and so when Cox gives him one of his many a winded lecture about how its wrong of him to mistreat a patient even if it is his nemesis and it sends JD into a daydream when he goes to deliver the news to keith that its just a concussion...in the daydream JD pictures Lavern's face on keith's body saying "What would jesus do?"
in which JD then snaps out of it screaming "Ahhh! Lavernagain! I mean...Lavern!"

1.....AAA..OMG! A giant moal-eating-face!! ( or face eating mole )
2.....YOU STOLE MY LOOK!

"They call me Carol...Carol Scrubswalker."

thats the best thing i've seen all week. Thank you.

to turk holding isabella-"I just hope this one isnt broken like the last one."
to JD screaming-"AH! its my evil twin brother DJ!"
to group dressed up as starwars caracters-(voiceover)"and suddenly I realized that the battle of the bands had gone to far with the outfits." or "The newest star wars must have had a low budget."

I don't have much input other than HOLY CRAP ELLIOT DOES LOOK LIKE GARY BUSEY

Dr. Cox: "Oh, my dear Guh-hod! I want all of you "Conventoinerds" to point your light sabers at each other and make this doctor above all doctors jo-ho-ho-hoy-yous in ways that can't easily be described! And Chewbacca? Puh-lease, clean the 2nd floor bathrooms before the Health Department declares Sacred Heart the new Death Star! Geeeeeeeeeeez!!"

Dr. Bob Kelso: "Oh, look! The circus is in town! Shouldn't that gorilla in the back be in a cage?"

Janitor: GRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

(Look at J.D.'s face.)

Turk - "Who's idea was it to make my Bypass patient look like Jabba the Hutt?"

BOB Kelso:

"Look at my lightsaber (His dong)"

The Todd: I've got a lightsabre right here...

The Todd: I've got a lightsabre right here...


adding another...


The Todd: You know what else is big and hairy?

"It's not a unicorn...it's a Dunoblian Space Horse with a light saber on his head."

"And suddenly I realized... the battle wasn't really over the budget, it was over the massive lawsuit LucasFilms was going to hit us with because of this scene."

Turk and Baby:

"Oh no you din't!"

or

*Looks at baby and sees a burger* "Mmmm, baby burger."

or

*voice over by Kelso as he watches Turk and Baby*

"He'll make a fine turkleton"



JD:
"My GOD mommy what are you doing wrapped up in those bandages?"

or

*Patient asks how his new face looks, JD screams*
"It could be worse"
*cut to daydream sequence of his patient haing the Janitors face*




Star Wars Pic:

...I got nuthin.