Okay, so here's the rub, guys.

I'm going to post a random screen capture from The Office. Just come up with different captions about the scene, whether they be a new quote, thought bubble or just a description of what's going on. Be creative or be serious, it doesn't matter. Just have fun. Post as many as you like. Every couple of days or so, I'll post a new one. And if you don't think I'm doing it fast enough, or you see one that you like, feel free to post a new scene. No problemo.

Scene #1:




*edit* I'm re-inserting this picture for future reference and re-viewings of this thread. I had moved the original to a sub-folder on my photobucket account. Sorry that kind of screwed up other people's responses.

Dwight: The first step to becoming an intergalactic warrior is...wait, you smell like mung beans. Fact: The number one scent that attracts wolves is mung beans. How dare you threaten my safety!

Ryan: Just one shot...and all this would end.




I tried so hard to make this beautiful in photoshop, but apparently I'm inept. Great idea, BJB!

Now, I have to go out for a while. You sit here and watch a few Punk'd reruns, and when I get back - if you're good - I'll make you a niiiiice cheesy pita.

Did you shampoo with goose grease like I suggested?

Fun game, BJB! :+)

You don't know the power of the Dark Side.

Scene #1:




Ryan: Oh come on Dwight!. Push me real fast.

Dwight: *sigh* Okay, but this is the last time.

Ryan: Wheeeeee



Thanks everyone for participating. Awesome Answers!!!

Scene #1:




Ryan: I hate saying this...

Dwight: Yes?

Ryan: Japanese cartoon anime is better than I thought........wait where are her clothes?

Dwight: Ah yes you noticed (dazed looked at the tv)

Dwight: Now this wont hurt a bit ryan...wait is that lavender I smell??

Ryan: I was at Kelly's last night

First, thanks so much for this fun idea BlueJeanBaby05. I used to be as addicted to another show as I am about The Office and their forum had a similar game. It was such fun!




Dwight: You smell like a temp to me.

Dwight: Question, what makes your hair smell so good?

Dwight: It is necessary to do this.

Ryan: Dwight, you ignorant sluut.

(I had to, I'm sorry)

Dwight: Wait, it's getting to a good part
Ryan: So this is what helll is like

Ryan: Nice farmhouse, Dwight.

Dwight: Let's go check out the master bedroom.

Dwight: Don't tell anyone... I'm wearing ladies undergarments.
Ryan: TMI Dwight. TMI...

[quote name='Darth Schrute' date='Apr 15 2007, 03:47 AM' post='1927201']


Dwight: I'm the red dragon and you call me insane...
Ryan: Ya, I do feel like Philip Seymour Hoffman in that movie...

Injured by a disgruntled potential client, after one-too-many eggings, Ryan finds himself cared for by the volunteer Assistant (to the) Chairman of the Fraternal Order of Paper Salesmen, (FOPS), Lackawanna Co. chapter.

Dwight: "Your eyes are pretty, Ryan. May I touch them?"
Ryan:

Dwight: I like to do all the pushing.
Ryan: Now, your really scaring me.


Dwight and Ryan find that team works better when there is only one real person in charge.

Can I post another picture?

Go right ahead.

Dwight: See, Ryan. That's a Cylon.

Magic, magic, magic....

Michael: "For just five cents a day, you can help bring scientists closer to finding the cure for Spontaneous Hydroplosion so this young man will never have to suffer another day again..."

Where exactly is the female v*gina located?



Let's hope that the snow holds off, because if it snows exactly at midnight, this elf will cry.

Now kiddos, be good or I'll turn you all into little elves too.

This is the art of shunning- says Kevin

Michael: I'm a ventriloquist, and my dummy is an elf named Dwight. I can make him move by moving the puppet strings like so.

I'll get you my pretties, and your little elf too!

[quote name='Beeswax Not Yours Inc.' post='1928870' date='Apr 15 2007, 04:12 PM']

What's the frequency, Kenneth?



"Where do you think you all are going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny effing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white A$$ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nuthouse. "[/quote]

If I have to force you into the christmas spirt this is what you'll all look like


"Where do you think you all are going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny effing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white A$$ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nuthouse. "[/quote]
[/quote] - I LOVE national lampoons christmas vaction!

If we're really quite, Santa won't know we're here and we can catch him. Who's with me?

Micheal:Be very very quiet, we're hunting rabbits

Ready for a new one?





*edit* another one I had to go back and re-insert

If you listen really close you can hear Michael singing the song I taught him!!

Is that a crying baby I hear?

Fun game!

"Ouch! Sounds like Michael had one of Oscar's spicy chimichanga's for lunch..."

Andy: After last time, Michael won't let me be in the bathroom alone with him. Now I just listen.

"Sounds like someone dropped a deuce!"

Sounds like Michael is getting his dump on in the bathroom.

No, I dont think this is creepy at all.

Michael looks like The Emperor from Star Wars.

that pic with Andy is just creeping me out for some reason

Well, I first saw Jim go in, but then Pam followed. What's going on?

(just wishful thinking people! )

[quote name='poorman'sMichaelScott' date='Apr 17 2007, 02:10 PM' post='1939286']


"I think I hear wall being kicked in, is Michael escaping?"

I wonder if Michael needs me to bring a wet towel and clean him up a little bit?

I like to listen. Such sweet music.

If you are very, very quiet, you can hear the pine crying.

This is a favorite cap of mine:

Awaking from it's slumber, the male begins it's day.