So many dramas are having their big season ending shows with a major character being killed, so if the Office did that, who would you 'allow' to die and under what circumstance?

I know Michael could kill Toby and Jim maybe Dwight but I do not want anybody to die but I could see Creed going up in a big fireball somehow

I just saw the preview for this next show and when Pam stands up at the campfire and looks at Jim....well, I do not know if I can watch that are not.....these writers have us where they can manipulate our feelings so easy

IM the lion. Youre dead.

Yeah, wasn't there a preview where Creed became a nuclear bomb and took out all of NYC? (I think Dwight was running around with a sword...)

(Clever topic, btw...)

Thanks for editing that Officionada!

Karen dies in an unfortunate subway accident on her way to Corporate Headquarters.

Meredith dies driving drunk.

So Michael brings in the M.A.D.D. people to remind the office of the importance of driving sober. But he accidentally calls in the M.A.A.D people-- Men Advocating Arian Development --and they get a group of neo-nazis who give show them a video about why white people are the superior race. So everyone walks out when they realize what's happening--except Dwight (who finds the film "intriguing"), Michael, who doesn't want to be rude to the "guests", and Creed, who is "stealing" all the free pamphlets simply because he can.

Andy sticks around for a while longer, clueless, until he realizes what it's all about and runs out of the building. Stanley says he's had enough and quits. Kelly is offended, but Ryan gives her solace in the women's bathroom. Karen is at corporate now so we don't see her. Oscar calls corporate to negotiate another three month paid leave of absence (because just like "sometimes it pays to be gay," sometimes it pays to be a minority). Phyllis goes home. Angela keeps texting Dwight from her car to get out of the MAAD meeting. Jim and Pam take the rest of the day off and grab some lunch and a movie.

I could see Dwight pushing somebody too far....say somebody that had been to anger management.

I mean it is comedy but they do black comedy here also.

Can you imagine Michael coming in and saying his girlfriend died while they were doing something kinky she made him do.

Or just have Karen disappear and the police walk in and question Pam

****!

receptionist beat me to it!

Kevin gets his hand caught in the shredder after hours while making a salad. Sadly, he bleeds to death and is found by Dwight the next morning who launches an investigation against his former employer...

receptionist, funny that you posted that because seeing her picture made me think of this goofy thread.

Michael would have some serious time in the conference room

How funny would it be to make up a odd ball family for Meredeth, to be at the funeral.

See Dwight and some hillbilly eying each other

Oh, and Pam was painting pictures of the future where Karen falls into an elevator shaft. And Phyllis was wearing a cheerleader outfit. And Michael could fly off buildings, landing safely on jumpy castles. And Jim could hear voices in his head - "Fancy New Beasly wants to have your children..." Wait. Did I dream this or something?

Maybe its Michael taking Pudge out while goofing with the baler.

oh my. that is quite a dream world...

That's why I could never mod on more than one NBC board. All my posts would be like that.

I would kill off someone from Michael's past, like an old boss or something, so that Michael could think about his mortality and try to draw attention to himself and his lonliness so the rest of the staff would feel sorry for him.

Pure comedy gold, I bet.

this thread should be changed to how I would make karen die after reading all yours.hahaha

I just had an epiphery--PACKER!!!!

Oh please no! I'm sure the COD would instigate a petition against NBC - the fourm would crash, I tell you!

take it back, redact packer now!

Sammy! That would make a great epi!

Oh, and I lobe, lobe, lobe the new signature! (Congrats on the new job, and all the other stuff I'm behind on!)

They already made a promo for it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU1oxBBD22k

anybody remember the big Dallas show that turned out to be a dream and the guy did not really die?

They could 'kill' Jim or Pam just to see how the one left would react...........but then find out it was not true

^^^ Roy () LMAO! Oh, and that reminded me of another one. Maybe Stanley really WILL drink that coffee. Future Dwight won't be there. He dies.

C'mon Diapers - you're out there reading this thread and humming "Those are people who died, died/They were all my friends, and they died" Classic. Gotta lobe Jim Caroll.

he was definitely my first pick.

I wouldn't kill Karen off, because then Jim would mourn her as the woman he never got to..... (fill in the blank - men always want what they can't have).

Save the receptionist, save the world.

Ooh, VB - stop feeding my cross-show/movie compulsive disorder!

I feel so safe now...

Me lobe you long tim.

ok, now I'm just feeling a little creeped out.

Thank you!

Someone could die of a nasty case of hot dog fingers. OK, the real cause of death would be mad cow disease aggravated by an advanced case of ebola, but they wouldn't be able to get their medication out of the bottle because their fingers were too fat.

^^^ That would be AW(E)FUL! (Sorry, but remember that time...? )

Anywho - doesn't bat poop carry some pretty nasty pathogens? If you see one bat, there's probably a whole nest in there somewhere...

as a friend, silly.
Not to worry - straight straight straight, and have you seen the receptionist on that Grey's Anatomy spinoff? He is mm mm mm!

Maybe Jim could be selling paper to the guy drawing/painting the future in Heroes?

No, no, I knew you weren't really creepy. I know you well enough now that I can't take anything you say too seriously.

I would like to see Creed walk in the woman's bathroom and see this guy moping, and just have them stare for a moment...

I would kill Todd Packer by hanging him upside down and ****** his ******* all the *****. And then I would ******** ***** his mother-****** ***. Then I would feed him to the bears after I let Dwight practice his nunchuck skills on him.

I have a lot of anger.

Wow Cate... We have a program available to help board members better deal with the grumpies if you're interested...

Daryl dies because michael drove the baylor

well for starters pam likes to shred things so she puts karen hair into and well the rest follows sort of a tribute to fargo one of fav movies.

stanley chokes on his free pretzel

angela gets mauled by her cats

jim finally throws himself in front of that train

creed wonders off and is never found

bob vance drops a fridge on phylliss

meridith in a drunk driving accident(she was trying to salt the rim of her glass)

kevin finally gets skin cancer

kelly in a sample sale at the mall

ryan causes are still under investagation

micheal and jan together, they both forgot the safety word

Dwight in a tragic firework/cross bow trick

pam walks away never to heard of again

Yikes!

It's okay. I already had Anger Management classes. (I'm too lazy to come up with a good joke/reference for this)

sunday may 6, 2007 8:05 PST, Cate the Great can't come up with a joke, And the world felt alittle darker alittle sadder.

I never said I couldn't, I said I was too lazy. There is a difference.


Goodnight, all you losers!(And I mean this in the best way possible)

scranton temp liz

thanks for that long list. Good effort there.

And some of these post make me wonder...........does Dwight really live and post on here?


Maybe I should of just started a thread where you put a Office character in todays headlines;

Such as Dwight putting in a claim as the father of some rich dead woman's baby

OR

Creed working for Al Gore in some secret Global warming deal.

Roy dies. Of Count Choculitis.

Ummm, yeah. I think Todd Packer should just be Bobbitted. As in Lorena Bobbitt.


This is my fave. But I'm a little bit scared at how much you thought this through....

I bet he already has been, and now he's just all talk.

OK......................we'll just put you down as undecided.

This is my fave. But I'm a little bit scared at how much you thought this through


ha, great post

Meredith, in the Parking Lot of Doom, with Michael's car.

Then I'd have a memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure in her honor.

Then I'd wake up and it would just be a very funny bad dream.

Well first I would sneak up behind the person with a rope, and wrap it around their neck. Then I would kick the back of their knees so they would fall to the floor. After they were unconscious, I would glue their lips shut with superglue, put superglue in their hair, strip them naked, glue their butt cheeks together then -

Oh wait, you meant someone on the show, not my office?

Never mind.