Need to go. This is a competition that will give away one million dollars. Most people won't even make that kind of money in their entire life, but David seems content to give a free pass to anyone just to make Piers look bad, and Sharon sugarcoats EVERYTHING.

I thought Brandy was bad with her (apparent) desire to turn the entire competition into a pageant for little black divas, but Sharon's inability to buzz any act involving anyone under 21 is appalling. "Yeah, it's just a ho-hum act, but it's a cute little girl, so lets give her a pass to the second round!"

It's a million dollar competition, yet all you have to be is cute and adequate.

American Idol works because you've got Mr. Mean, Mrs. Sugarcoater, and Mr. "Keepin' It Real." AGT has Mr. Honest, Mrs. "Sucker For Sweeties" and Mr. "I'll Say Anything To Make Piers Look Bad."

When I audition for Season 3, I expect you to have some real judges.

EDIT:
Now that I think about it, I think it's because Piers is the only one that doesn't have a million dollars to just throw away at nothing. For season three, get some judges that need the work instead of two millionaire dickheads with nothing better to do.

I'm TTTing this because of all the "I hate Piers" threads. Would you give a million dollars away to every cute little kid that came up to you? The grand prize isn't a million Turkish lira -- it's a million American dollars.

And I'm TTTing this again because it took you ****ers less than a day to completely drown it in "I hate Piers" threads.

Remember, this is a million dollar competition. Piers, if you're reading this, I applaud you for being the only one in the entire city of Dallas (and apparently the entire country as well) that seems to understand what that kind of money is actually worth.